Programmer assembly B Manual 2

1. Dress
A cool programmer has no time to take care of his appearance, and his hair will be like Einstein, carrying a head of chicken nest, messy and fluffy, give people the feeling of getting an egg from their hair at any time. The bearded ghost shows confidence and calm. If you are not nearsighted, you need to wear glasses as thick as a bottle bottom, a style of scientific research workers. Niu x programmers have high requirements on their own dress. Whether it is spring, summer, autumn, and winter, during the day and night, it is windy and rainy. A Niu x programmer must be very concerned about his dress, t-shirt + big-flower pants + slippers are standard, 365 days a year, rain or shine. Change clothes to keep the update frequency of 3-5 T-shirts for one year. Most of the T-shirts are obtained free of charge at the open-source conference, which is printed with Ruby on Rails, Eclipse, Apache ...... The sky is cool really can't help, just get a big cotton brain, big ear bag, style casual, wrap yourself up, with frozen don't die as the standard.

2. Equipment
The programmer's computer configuration is very high, but the appearance is very bad, the bumpy appearance + the broken bag covered with the ashes, with the back. During the meeting, I smashed my notebook on the table and gave off a pile of ashes and instant noodle dregs. Never use wallpaper, no beautification, giving people a feeling of Win98. Only the text editor and development tools and software are installed. The simpler and more pure, the more powerful you are. I can't install it without using ide. No matter what IDE is, it must be converted into a black background like DOS or Linux. It gives you a few lines of code at any time, the feeling that North Korea's dapongdong missile will be shot at the White House. Niu X's programmer's desktop must be messy with a large film, including development documents, code, and pictures. No one except himself can know where the core file is, and commercial spies can steal it if they want to steal it, however, you can find the file in minutes when you need to specify the file.

3. Environment
Programmers do not have to deal with customers directly. The Office is generally chosen in a dark corner. There must be at least two computers, one laptop, one dual-screen desktop, one horizontal screen, and one vertical screen on a huge desk. Write code on the portrait screen and debug the horizontal screen. It shows that you have a large amount of information and are very efficient. A few books can be stored on the table at will. It must be the original English version, and the last copy is also the license plate. The thicker the better, the better. Don't list the books neatly on the shelf. You must pile them on the desk and make them half open, the top is full of hand prints, vegetable soup, and nose. Other pots and pans, instant noodles, and fast food boxes can be placed at will, showing your work status, which is impressive.

4. Work
Slide a bottle of sugar, water, Yellow Peach, and put it at the table. After sitting down, his neck looked up slightly. He looked at the screen and looked at his needs. It is best to have a cigarette. The brand doesn't matter. You can just smoke a cigarette. You need to see the feeling of smog in the mountains and see it with confidence. After a cigarette is exhausted, the flow chart is also completed in your mind. Click it and compress the cigarette head into the tea cylinder. Click the next one to start logging on to the code. Focus on your work, and do not play the role. Compile, debug, compile, debug, and run functions. SVN submits the code. (In the case of an earthquake or fire, you must submit the code before leaving.) "Snap", close your notebook, leave work, and drink beer.

5. Experience
What programmers like most together is to brag about X, to talk about some fashionable and cool technologies, cloud computing, web3.0, and mobile Internet development ...... If you talk about this too, you will be too young, too low-end. All the major IT websites have such a thing, which is said to be rotten. At least you have to talk about some of the following pictures: The cloudification and ice horse show you an old hacker with qualifications. The hacker is a little taller. Then, a red plum is quietly burned and a yellow photo is taken: "this is a group photo taken after the Chinese embassy was bombed in the United States in 1999. When these people were recruited by zha'an, they sold cooked cakes, and the Chinese black customer Alliance also dispersed with history ." Looking at the light rain outside the window, I feel sad.
"Boss, do you have a lot of bots? How many? DDoS ?"
"Haha, haha ."
Deep merit and name.

6. Emotion
When talking about emotions, we have to say that this is a tough injury for programmers. Programmers usually have high IQ, but low EQ. Every time I fall in love, I use the SELECT statement in the loop. Once a loop is made, I need to traverse the loop, select the loop once, instead of all the select statements, and then remove them. These are all poisoned by Tan haoqiang's spam book C language programming. It causes a lot of time loss and physical overdraft. I used my mind to write a program in my love affair. When I fell in love, I had a big flow chart in my mind. If, y, and N, there is no third choice. That is, the rhythm of dating and not rolling. This also caused me to be used for many times but cannot be defended. Therefore, I am still studying this chapter.

Programmer assembly B Manual 2