Singles' Day November 11

Singles' Day November 11

One-person consumption, not dragging down, independent, and easy-to-use,
Don't scan the house, don't fold the bed, don't listen to the law, don't kneel,

Don't look at your face, don't worry, no noise, no tears,
All incomes, at your disposal, spending money, and taking the lead,

Friends Gather, make fun of others, participate in meals, satisfy the gastrointestinal needs,
Can Eat hungry, can drink drunk, can love and hate, can endure sleep,

Surfing the Internet day and night, chatting with hot girls, playing well, daring,
Even new moves, frequent appointments, cuddling and kissing,

Exhausted, physically and mentally exhausted,
Life is short, freedom is precious, single is better, long live a bachelor!