Take a look at the blank questions in a group of Chinese papers

After the college entrance examination is complete, it is also an exam question. > I really admire the current students. I think it's just a little different from what we did at that time. Take a look at the blank questions in a group of Chinese papers --- >>>

1. __________, for the sake of yundun> A: I don't regret the case when I undo it.> (I just understood it as "I don't regret it when I get out of my clothes". I admit this is a problem with my thoughts.) >>>>

2. How can I solve this problem? __________> A: I have a clear spring in my heart> (I am solving this problem as "only the source water comes". I still stick some edge to the water ~~~) >>>>

3. He dang cut the candle in the west window. __________> answer: Husband and wife sat down at Tian Ming> (the Chinese teacher smiled when marking the paper. Later, I said this in the classroom, and I was dizzy! It is interpreted as "theme> Bashan Night Rain") >>>>

4. If you have a big tree, __________> A: You don't have a move.> (the answer is "Funny volume ". Having no movements, hehe, is in line with the facts.) >>>

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, __________> A: The villain wins the favor of others> (directly dizzy)>

6. If you are poor, you will be able to stand alone. __________> A: If you are rich, you will have your wives in groups.> (positive solution: dashboard also helps the world)

7. __________, who is not familiar with the world> A: As long as it looks like Saddam >>( Khan ||| ....)

8. Three thousand people from hougong jiali, __________> A: iron rod will also be honed into needles ~~~~~~ >>>

9. without the colorful Phoenix Wings, __________> answer: pulling the hair of Phoenix is not as good as chicken> another answer: Both husband and wife bring their families back> (being resolved as "Heart and Soul") >>>

10. It rained in the west of Sunday in the East. __________> A: bedside fight and bed combination> another student answered the following question: the wrong sedan chair is married to Lang. >>>

11. __________, the bad wife is absent> students answer: the married husband does not go to bed> (the Chinese teacher is furious !) >

12. I would like to have a long time. __________> A yongliuchuan>. Is being interpreted as "a thousand miles together") >>>

13. Bai lufei before xisai Mountain, __________> A: crawling turtles by the river in the East Village> (pretty neat)>

14. I advise tiangong to shake off his teeth. __________> A: tiangong yelled at me. >>>>>

15. naturally, I will be useful. __________> A: at a crucial moment, you can see what you want to do.> another answer is: the mouse and son will beat the hole> (the Chinese teachers in the whole office laugh without an image) >>>

16. If the sky is happy, the sky is still old. __________> A: you are not a teenager! >>>

17. If you are a friend or friend of Luoyang, __________> A: Do not tell him>

18. The final exam has a couplet.> shanglian is the old hero.> This junior high school student's couplet is: Old Mother Feng Yun youcun>

19. good medicine is easy to get sick. __________> A: Don't eat it, it's a big fool.> In your life, there's no dead person. __________> A: It's just a dead person> (ending: after the meeting, the teacher will stay and talk about it ......)

20. moonlight in front of bed, __________> answer: Li Bai's sleeping fragrance >>>>

21. What should I do if I look into a leopard! As shown in the following figure) >>>

22. __________, fly into the ordinary Home> answer: KONKA color overlord TV >>>

23. Grape Wine Night cup, __________> A: a lot of money and beauty >>>

24. __________, on the road, people will be disconnected> masterpiece of the first-year students: knocking at the door in the middle of the night >>>>>>

25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's question: "I can't fold my waist for a big fight "... >>>>

26. old, old, and old, __________> A: My wife, my wife, and my wife> (the teacher later commented that this classmate is especially dedicated, haha) >>>>

27. Think about Jin Ge tie Ma, __________> A: Let's look at the present, it's endless >>( just as "swallowing a thousand miles like a tiger ")

28. in a fifth-grade test, I got an exam named "three stinkers, __________">: the smell is the same >>>>>

29. students of the First Day are interested in their children. "When the mountains and clouds in the city are covered, __________"> answer: I went to the hotel to bed with Miss >>> (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot) >>>

30. If the two are active for a long time, __________> A: the two are married >>>

31. Have you ever been sailing on the side of the boat? __________> A: There are many peacock screen opening patterns >>>>

32. When books are used, they hate less. __________> A: Money is not enough by the end of the month. >>>

33. If the sky is happy, the sky is also old, __________> A: if a person is in love, he will die early> (the answer is "If the month does not hate the long circle")>

34. If you have never died in your life, __________> A: Who has no stool or paper?> (no language...) >>>>

35. Li Qingzhao's dream once said, "Do you know? Do you know? ___________ "> A: Sorry I, don't know...> (the answer is" should be green, fat, and thin ") >>>>

36. One time, Mr. Lu Xun said, "___________, I'm so bloody."> A: he stabbed me with his knife >>>>

37. in the Chinese language examination, there is a revolutionary poem in the blanks: "The door for human access is locked,> ________________. a loud voice shouted: _________________ I desire to be from>, but how can a human body climb out of a dog's cave ..." > A: The holes crawled by the dog are also locked/> fucking, they are all locked! >>>>

38. qianshan wanshui is always affectionate. ___________> A: I cannot give a branch more than one.> (the instructor gave me the correct sentence: Yes, yes, no more.) >>>

39. When I was in my freshman year, I took a monthly exam and said, "I went out with a smile. (positive solution) I> I am not a puppon ". Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. >
There is another sentence: "The water goes out of the Lotus, (positive solution) the natural carving ". Some people> write, mud out of lotus roots; others are more powerful, write: chaos out of the hero>

40. How worried can Jun be? ___________> A: Just like a pot of two pots> (the teacher approves "you have drunk too much ......")

Ying Boyou Xinjia ,,. Boyou provides .. Thank you !!!!
__________________. If you do not know the depth of the city, you may not know the depth of the city. (many of our boys wrote "no plane, no sky is high" together "!!!!)

The correct solution is "no one looks like a person". I remember that my deskmate answered "no stone hits "~ Someone answered, "corn can be used...

Q how worried you can be, just a group of eunuch on the qinglou.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple ,_____________.
The students wrote: the east, west, north, and south are white ~~~~~
(Original sentence: who holds the color training and becomes an empty dance ......)