The major companies went to Africa to see elephants. it was the turn of PwC's buddy to say to the elephants: I'm puhua.
> Enabled. The elephant cried, because even the elephant knew that puhua had worked hard. Then he told the elephant: Let's come.
> African elephants. The elephant is happy. It turns out that PwC still does not rely on four or six audits to eat. Finally, he and the elephant
>: We are planning to recruit several elephants back to work in Africa. As a result, the elephants cried and turned around and ran away. =>
> Another story is from IBM:
>
> When two diners go to work at IBM, the boss says, "You are never allowed to eat at the company. Otherwise, I will fire you immediately.
> !" After three months, everyone had nothing to worry about. One day, the boss suddenly called two diners to the office and shouted at each other.
> DON: "Don't let you eat, don't let you eat, and eat again. You don't have to come back to work tomorrow !" Two diners
> When I picked up something and left IBM, I couldn't help but scold another one: "I told you how many times you don't want to eat a job.
> People, we had a department manager every day in March. Nothing happened. Yesterday you ate a cleaner and set up
Moment
> They will find it !"
>
> Another McKinsey :)
>
> One day, a farmer rushed to the grassland with a group of sheep.
> I met a person and said to him, "I can tell you how many lambs you have ."
> He uses satellite positioning technology and new network technology to send information to the database at the headquarters ...... A moment later, he told the farmer
> There are 1460 sheep in total.
> The farmer nodded and said yes. Afterwards, he asked the farmer to pay him a goat, and the farmer agreed.
> But the farmer said, "If I can tell which company you are from, can you return the sheep to me ?" The man nodded.
The farmer said, "You are from McKinsey ."
The man was surprised to ask how the peasants knew it.
The farmer said, "There are three reasons for me to know that you are a McKinsey Company: 1. If I didn't ask you, you should
You have already come to the door. 2. You have told me something you already know, and you have to pay for it. 3. You will know at first glance.
We don't understand this line at all. What you hold is not a goat, but a sheepdog ."
Last weekend, I went to a familiar western restaurant for dinner and found that the restaurant had just been decorated, and the clothes of the restaurant waiter had changed. I found that the waiters put a spoon in their jacket pockets. So I called Xiao Zhang, who was familiar with each other, and asked him about the recent changes. John told me that the restaurant owner recently invited Accenture to consult for business process restructuring to improve the restaurant's work efficiency and service quality.
After two weeks of on-site work, Accenture's consultants found that 33.333% of dining tables would experience a spoon drop on the floor. In the past, the waiter had to go to the kitchen to clean the spoon once. If a spare spoon is put in the waiter's jacket pocket, they do not have to run the kitchen once separately. They can switch the spoon the next time they are served, which increases the labor productivity of the waiter by 17. 365. as you said, the table next to me jingled: their spoon fell onto the ground. I saw Mr. Zhang calmly took out a spare spoon from his pocket and promptly changed the spoon for the guests.
Seeing this scenario, I admire Accenture for its consulting and suggestions. At this time, I noticed that there was a very thin rope out of the zipper of all the waiters, and its texture was the same as that of the hidden bra, so it was difficult to find out. So I asked Xiao Zhang the new question: "Why are you using this rope ?" Zhang looked around, tilted his body, and whispered, "good eyesight! Not everyone is observing like you !" Mr. Zhang went on to say: "Accenture found that the average number of urination times per shift was 5.125 through field observation and data analysis on the restaurant workflow, on average, it takes 1.306 minutes to wash your hands and dry your hands each time you urinate. Accenture's consultant suggested that we fasten this rope on it, and then pull our words out each time we urinate, to avoid hand exposure, which saves the trouble of hand washing and drying, it not only improves the labor productivity of waiters, but also saves restaurant water and electricity fees"
After hearing Xiao Zhang's introduction, I admire Accenture more. However, I still have a small question: "John, you can pull your words out with a rope, but how can you not put it back by hand ?" Once again, Mr. Zhang looked around his eyes cautiously and leaned down his body. In a smaller voice, he said to me, "I don't know how other people solve this problem, but I used the spoon.
