Forum 20 major classic abnormal landlord theme and reply, strong! _ Classic Net Pick

1, abnormal landlord: to raise a dog and to raise a man which cost-effective?
Strong reply: Auntie, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare to make the dog as a man do not?

2. Abnormal landlord: Man you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
Sudden strong reply: A rooster, a pheasant, do not choose

4. Abnormal landlord: A student, the last year countdown first, often fight with people, according to the leadership requirements of the teacher want to give students a good point of the final comments, how to write ah?
Strong response: The student has a stable performance and strong practical ability.

5. Talk about China's 30-minute news broadcast.
Strong response: What to say: The first 10 minutes, the leaders were very busy. 10 minutes, the whole nation is very happy. 10 minutes later, people in the rest of the world are living in dire straits.

6. Abnormal landlord: More than 40, there are many things do not understand who to ask?
Strong response: Foreign affairs asked Google, inside things to ask Baidu, sex asked the horizon!

7. Abnormal landlord: Olympic slogan "One World, one dream!" ”
Strong reply: obediently, mahjong quintessence everywhere, upside down look incredibly is "want to touch a tube, is a barrel!" ”

8. Days * Lou landlord: Always feel that the scorpion essence is the whole "journey to the World," the most beautiful woman, when the scorpion to make the Tang monk forced to the bed, my heart is not live for the Tang monk Pep: From, from, we from the bar! But at the critical moment, The Hateful Goku appeared ...
Days * Ya reply 12: Alas, if the lust of the eight precepts appeared on the good!
Days * YA reply 13: Well, eight precepts appeared, this time to change the scorpion essence from ...

9. Days * ya Lou Zhu: Suspect wife cheating, but suffer from no evidence ...
Days * Ya reply: If you do not have the ability to do Edison Chen, then do TSE PK.

10. The day * Lou landlord: Our is the rule of the end of the law or the rule of man?
Days * ya sofa: Not the rule of law, nor is it rule of man, but to govern, and the initial stage 100 years unchanged ...

11. Forum Landlord: The damn barber shop cut my head off! Everyone out of a point of loss, the need to destroy the greater the better, the smaller the better, because I am a person to go.
Forum Basement: Midnight, the month black Wind high, quietly, lightly, a person hangs in the barber shop doorway ...

12. Forum Landlord: Why do the children born with father a surname?
Forum Sofa: Because the money out of the machine into the card people all.

13. Wang Xiao ya married with Chen Zhangliang, please use four words comment.
Forum reply: Ya get off!

14. Forum Landlord: Hear a special good song, the lyrics only remember is "a sesame cake, not as good as a needle", the name of the song Ah!
Forum Reply: You know Macau, not my real surname ... －_－

15. Sky Landlord: Please describe China National Seismic station in one sentence.
Days * Ya reply: After the wise, beforehand pig like!

16. Landlord: I have not eaten in a year, or live well! Mop netizens, you are behind, do not you think you have to eat meals every day is very troublesome, I now need to bask in so 10 minutes a day the sun is energetic for a few days. Oh, you're a bunch of mortals.
Response: Plants can type. KHAN!!!

17. Sky Landlord: How does Beijing embody this Olympic Games for the green Humanistic Olympics?
Days * ya sofa: not please Tse Feng to sing it?

18. Do the three countries of China, Japan and Korea have to take hostile actions to treat each other, and we cannot sit down and talk about the problem calmly?
Sofa: No! Because the Japanese and the Chinese talk about the speculation, only when the topic is about Koreans, the Japanese and Koreans talk about speculation, only when the topic is about the Chinese, when the Chinese and Korean people can talk about speculation, only when the topic is Japanese!

19..LZ: Do you see my head picture of cow B?
Sofa: like.

20. Landlord: Want to ask you sisters, BF and ex-girlfriend bought things, such as to the ring, necklace, hand ring class, is to keep or throw away? Throw away is really ... Very expensive things, do not throw look at the annoyance!
Sofa: Fuss! Did you use her ex-boyfriend?

21. Days * The landlord: According to my textual research, the ancient men go to the brothel is not to have sex with the girls. In fact, most geisha are talented, wit and, flying singing, reciting poems and reciting words, extremely elegant. Men do not go to sit down, drink a few cups of tea, eat a few snacks, listen to a few ditty, play chess, chant poetry, drink a little wine or something, and then left.
Days * ya reply: Oh, thank you landlord's explanation, the original ancient brothel is today's North Shadow.