Funny 50 Sentence _ Classic net Pick

Some repeat their own screening OH
1, in this world I only believe two people, one is me, the other is not you.
2, Life is a hell of fun, because life is old his mother play me.
3, good study, every day to go on!
4, Huaqianyuexia, better spend money "day" under.
5, Love is to make a cheap, but also time and time again to make a cheap. When you don't want to be cheap, women come!
6, leaves leave, is because the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?
7, some people are so not sensible, you do not x his mother, he did not know you are his father.
8. You think I'm going to watch you die? I'm going to close my eyes!
9, Buddha Yue: "Previous lives of 500 times to change the past to a pass in this life." I would rather be used to the world a pass to exchange 500 times in this life.
10, I take what to kill your lover ...
11, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll the eye.
12, the network is like a prison, was originally stolen a wallet came in, and so out of the time to learn everything.
13, Nu wa Day, Hou Yi shot.
14, brothers such as brothers and sisters, women like clothes, who move my limbs, I pa his clothes!
15, I am an actor, see beautiful mm eyes on the circle ...
16, God fooled everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said: "I do not enter the hell, who into the hell?" "
17, my bed does not know who daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law does not know in whose bed!
18, see you I even have no appetite, also talk about what sexual desire?
19, the reason why the Angels fly, because they see themselves very light ...
20, I want Puppy love, but already late ...
21, the failure of others is my happiness!
22, God! My clothes are thin again.
23, the birth of the people did not fear death, afraid of the dead are not born, so no one TM of the loading horizontal!
24, the real society, ruined me a good person's chance!
25, don't speak English in front of me, OK?
26, although the flower has the Lord, I will loosen the loose soil!
27, rich men, no money man difficult!
28, if I am a girl, early in love with me ...
29, I thought I decadent, originally I scrapped!
30, the advent of what is love? The sage replied: "Waste!" "
31, I can't give you happiness, but can give you comfortable!
32, how far the mind, you will give me how far to roll!
33, the Rascal is not afraid, is afraid the rascal has the culture ...
34, Sir please self-respect, the little woman only prostitute themselves not performers.
35, you can not make everyone satisfied, because not all people are people!
36, the Secretary do, nothing dry secretary.
37, you give me a love, I return your one-night stand!
38, Division too! You're from the rite!
39, I love you! It's none of your business.
40, Yours is mine, mine is mine!
41, Good! People are forced to come out.
42, time is like cleavage, as long as squeeze a crowded always still have!
43, sex to do, mating people!
44, men's lies can cheat women one night, women's lies can cheat men's life!
45, the Mandarin duck splashing, all his mother drowned, wing, all his mother fell to death.
46, commitment is like "Ni Mom" like, often said it is difficult to do!
47, my lover calls me the third party!
48, like a Touch of love, Love is deeply like!
49, people are not wretched in vain juvenile!
50, I am not a casual person, I casually up is not a person ...