Funny battle, top of the water

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Ii. Delivery

On the eve of a few days, I watched the sky and knew there would be heavy snow this morning. For this reason, I also consulted the weather reporter from the government office. Experts told me that this day is a sunny day.

With this double insurance, pigeon-velvet-like snow is coming as soon as possible. Heaven and earth is nothing more than reckless, and it will cover up the perfection of my coming and going traces.

A small number of people have already come to jiefu. After the briefing, the butler set me up to see the outside.

"Your clothes are reversed," I was kindly reminded.

I smiled and said, "Yes, I didn't have a good night's sleep. I got up in the morning to wear it back. I hope I don't mind it unless I am a member ." I am telling the truth. If I had worn out my clothes in the morning, I would have been wearing them right now-but I was afraid that the wise woman would have seen something strange.

I have been waiting for my study. "Is everything ready ?" He asked me eagerly after the application was rejected.

I took out a scrubbed powder box from my arms. I don't know if the person surnamed Jie has any cleanliness, but the perfect work is my style.

He frowned, "locked ?"

"It is one thing to get things and kill people." I said, "Open this and add money ." The financial crisis is currently underway, and the killer must be clever and make money.

"With your technology, you should buy one get one free ." He said.

"If an employee accidentally places the Commission in this region, it has already been opened ." I said, "The things here are really not of interest, so I must abide by my professional ethics ."

He sighed, "Do you still need money? ."

I opened the powder-Filling Box, took out the paper in it, and handed it to the cleaning staff.

"Now !" He danced like Fan Jin. "I have a ticket! This time I can see the decisive battle at the top of the water source !"

I would like to ask him why he must have killed gier. Because of my skill and price, I don't need to be lost by anyone.

"You must ask why I want to kill people." He looks like seeing through my mind. "It's not my passion for murder. Who told her to steal my beloved secret ."

"I'm afraid he has no feelings for you because he has lost his ticket with his wife ." I said.

"Yes," he said ."

I don't quite understand why he is so obsessed with admission tickets for a duel, because I have never bought any tickets, as a result, I cannot understand the long queues with white beards in mancheng when the discount tickets for the elderly at tourist sites last year went on sale.

He looked at his tickets with great treasure and suddenly changed his look: "No! This is a fake ticket !"

"No," I said. "Only this bill is available in the lady's room ."

"You see," he handed the ticket to me. "There are twelve round holes and two half holes on the edge of the real ticket, but the edge of the ticket is a whole thirteen round holes !"

"I couldn't think of diamond as a fortune, but I had to get a fake ticket ." I couldn't help but feel, "an idiot made thirteen holes in the paper, which made my long-term efforts meaningless ."

"You will still pay, right ?" I asked.

"Of course", his face was smiling again. "The harvest is still rewarding. Let the little fox get emotional and then die sadly. Hahaha ..."

"Skin Cleanser," I said coldly. "If you say another word disrespectful to the dead, I will spend half a copper coin to hire myself to kill you ."

Although he could not conceal his smile, he did not dare to make a sound, half a sigh, just turned his head and looked at the heavy snow outside the window, said: "I don't want to have a rich tianchao products, finally a vote is hard to find !"

 

 

 

From: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20090114/11/dd294ef4-529d-4217-93cf-37f159dff701.html? Seed = 1368045678

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