Funny laughter during the health check

1. As soon as my colleague got on the x-ray machine, the doctor shouted and called several other doctors: "Come on, come on. I have been working for 20 years, today, I finally met one -- see if my heart is on the right!" Zhong Dafu: "It's really ah ~" At this time, my colleague turned his head from the X-ray machine and asked weakly, "No, why didn't anyone tell me about Nirvana ?" "Rely on, who asked you to turn your back to me, turn it over to me !" Fainted !!!

2. Test your hearing. Use a headset to sound at different volumes and frequencies to test whether you can hear the audio. I can't hear any of my colleagues, but the doctor (Note: young female doctors) keeps increasing the volume, but still cannot hear it. Then the female doctor asked, "Have you ever been fired ?" All of a sudden silence ...... My colleague blushing his neck and whispered, "I have been beaten, but what does it do? "Oh, I mean, are you a veteran ." I fainted again ~~~

3. Each year, the driver's license is subject to a health check. Some nurses in military uniforms are responsible for the health check. Once a military guard touched my stomach, my liver was full for three minutes, and my face was white, not fatty liver! With a smile, the girl's face was filled with joy and took off her mask. She looked at me with big eyes. It turned out to be one of the many MMS when I was young. After dinner, she got married. I drank too much ......

4. During Primary School Health Check, another class of students checked the vital volume. The doctor asked alcohol cotton to wipe his mouth, referring to the machine's mouth. As a result, the student wiped his mouth. In addition, I heard that some short students were late at the end, and the first few were big students. When they had a good chest, the doctor worked mechanically. One of them came up and pulled a light. After reading it, change one light to another ...... When it was his turn, the height of the machine was not changed. The doctor thought it was still tall. When the light was turned off, he saw a big skull head! Scare her !!

5. When I got a shot of penicillin in elementary school, I fell onto the street. After I was sent to the emergency room, I felt vaguely conscious. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ears with her fingers, which hurt me a lot. I thought it was a rescue solution similar to the ransomware. As a result, the doctor said, "This child is not good, and it does not reflect this ......" Scared my mom to sit down and cry!

6. before graduation from middle school, the instructor informed each student to install his bianbian in a matchbox to the hospital the next day. A male was absent because he was notified by the teacher, the next day, I went to the hospital with empty hands. In the intestinal department, the doctor gave the student a cotton swab and asked him to go to the toilet ...... After nearly ten minutes, the student had not come out of the toilet. The doctor went to the door and asked, "Are you good ?" I only heard the boy in the room say in a very painful voice: "I can't pull it !" At this moment, only the female doctor turned his eyes and shouted, "Who asked you to pull it? Just use a cotton swab to stamp it in! Rely on !"

7. A long time ago, a classmate lined up to take x-rays ~ Suddenly, this guy shouted, "Let's see, how can this person have two wires in his chest ~" Let's take a look ~ I almost laughed ~ Everyone should know what a wire is "~ Then, one MM came out from xinguangsi, but the old man was still reluctant ~ Greeting: "Do you think there are two steel wires in your chest ?" After three seconds, the system responded, and it was a slap in the face!

8. When I was in junior high school, I checked the color blindness. I took a notebook, and each page was made up of small fragments of different colors. I wonder if they were the same. Some are numbers and some are simple paintings. We went up one by one and reported everything to the Doctor. Generally, there was no major problem. After all, we checked the health status from elementary school. As a result, one of the students worked very hard at ordinary times. They took the notebook and helped their glasses and said, "a pile of broken glass," If we all fell down ."

9. We once had to test the urine in our high school. We sent a plastic cup to everyone and asked them to come out in the toilet. We went to all of us, and a brother finished his urine and ran away, halfway through, "grass, forget to answer"

10. Listening is also tested in junior high school... The guy in our class went up to the female doctor and said, wait for me to say something and repeat it. I gave him two earplugs (used for hearing test) and asked the guy to stand a few meters away. The doctor said, "Bring the ear plug." Then the guy said. "Put the ear plug on", the doctor quickly called: "I said you have heard of the ear plug on it." The guy continues to yell: "Did you hear me when I put the ear plug ?"

11. During the college entrance examination, I tested my hearing. The doctor said, "the Soviet Union ." Boys replied: "First Love ."