Funny pictures of Java, PHP, C, and Ruby languages

Who can see what this funny picture of Java, PHP, C, and Ruby is talking about?

I have been studying this interesting image for a long time and have not fully understood the meaning of each image. I hope you can understand it and express your opinions. The following figure shows my personal understanding. I have made a question mark when I don't see it clearly. This is a funny picture, so I post it to make everyone entertaining. Everyone can have their own funny ideas and there is no correct standard.

 

	Java fans think that the Java language: Stability Complete Functions High Load
	Java fans think C language: Outdated Old antique
	Java fans think that PHP: Pediatrics Weak Functions
	Java fans think of the Ruby language: Alternative Fashion
	C language fans think of Java: ?????
	C language fans think C language: ?????
	Fans of C language think PHP: ?????
	Fans of C language think of the Ruby language: One word: slow
	PHP fans think of the Java language: Too complicated
	PHP fans think C language: ?????
	PHP fans think that PHP language: Easy-to-use tools
	PHP fans think of the Ruby language: Monsters Hard to grasp
	Ruby fans think of the Java language: Too commercial
	Ruby fans think C language: ?????
	Ruby fans think PHP: Fake Superman
	Ruby fans think Ruby: Grand League Superman