Funny stories with English letters

Document directory

• Why 26 English letters
• Group 26 letters
• A
• B
• C
• D e f g
• H I j k l
• M m n o p
• Q r s t
• U v v w
• X y z

We are used to strokes in Chinese. When we first came into contact with English letters, we felt that it was not easy to accept. it seems that letters are just boring symbols. if we associate every English letter with some interesting things, we will feel a little more interesting when we look at English. of course, it is hard to say what is interesting. It depends on everyone's experience and hobbies.

Why 26 English letters

If you design English, how many letters do you think are the best? It's not easy to use a short string to form a word. It's not good if it's too long, and it's not good for memory. Is 26 English the best? In fact, it may not always be pulled. The range of 20 to 30 should be better. for example, Phoenix contains 22 letters, and English is from Phoenix. in addition, the current German language is 30 letters.

There are still many interesting stories about 26 English letters. some people say that our previous ancestor's head is not as good as we are, and the memory is poor. some things are needed to aid in memory. it is undoubtedly a good way to assist with the counting of items on the body. the total number of hands and feet is 20. then in the five senses, two ears, two eyes, one mouth is 5, the two nostrils are too small to separate, and the nose is regarded as a 1. so the total sum is exactly 26.

 

Group 26 letters

If you want to name a letter that is the number of the 26 letters, you must think about it and get the answer later. it may take some time to compare the order of two letters, especially those in the middle. it is helpful to divide letters into several groups. as for how to look at your habits.

I don't know when I got used to dividing 26 letters into four groups.

Abcdefg Group 1

Hijkl Group 2

Mnopqrst group 3

Group 4 uvwxyz

Each group corresponds to a total of 8 6. the total value is 26. this is a completely irregular division, just based on my own preferences. I can't give myself any reason. From then on, I subconsciously got used to this grouping. maybe everyone has their own preferred group. this is actually fun.

 

Funny Stories corresponding to each English letter

A pile of stories about the origins of 26 letters can be found on the Internet. ah, but those stories seem too boring, and Lenovo is also a little far-fetched. I 'd like to come up with some reliable and popular stories in line with China's national conditions. there are some so-called low-level interesting and vulgar stories. most people are common people and are more interested in vulgar things.In alphabetical order.

 

A

As soon as I saw a, many of my friends thought of a film. Maybe they thought of a female starring, such as aojing and xiaoze Maria. ah, maybe a piece is too vulgar. the professional point is adult video, or AV for short.

In addition, the so-called goods a and goods B are used to buy things now. then there will be a cargo male and a cargo female. A ranks first, which naturally represents the meaning of good goods. in addition, there is a in the cards.

 

B

It is the same as the forced voice in Chinese characters. you can see in many network terms. for example, it's awesome. there's also an awesome mom. what is interesting is that there are also abusive words starting with B in English. for example, the classic son of bitch (son of a bitch, son of a bitch ).

In addition, we often hear about B-ultrasound, and then the BB cream that women like, bra.

 

C

What is vitamin C in daily life, and what is the size of the bra C cover? In fact, I have no idea how big it is. then you can play C Ronaldo and programming languages C, C ++, and C #.

I don't know about CCTV when I watch TV.

 

D e f g

The classic Dota in the game, and then the music DJ. I do not know the DLL for writing the program. I don't know who my father is. You can check the DNA for identification. e-Mail, e-book

When learning mathematics, function f is often used, and swearing is often the classic fuck. A lot of Internet users like to talk about GG, mm, and then how many GB of hard disk memory. What's the legendary gpoint.

 

H I j k l

Computer brand HP, mobile phone HTC, HTTP in the URL, say hi, now often say what to hold ah. I mean. then the ID card is the ID, and the IC card, iPhone,

There is J in the card, which is said to be Jack's abbreviation. it is generally understood as a knight or guard. jack doesn't seem to mean that now, but he does. k In a card represents the meaning of king. what kind of powder is there in the white powder? kge goes to KTV.

LV bags that girls like, South Korea's LG company.

 

M m n o p

Mm, the unit in the hard disk memory of the computer, the number of M in the previous mathematics, and the number of M. Said someone is awesome Nb, basketball has NBA, and what else nnd (Grandma's ).

Few people who learn programming do not know Oo (Object Oriented), P2P, and OK, O-type blood. then image processing usually involves ps, watching videos with PPS and PPLIVE. PDF format when reading an ebook. ppt (slide ).

What else is 3 P, group P.

 

Q r s t

Q in the cards represents Queen. In the past, there was a Q in Lu Xun's Novels. QQ is used for chatting every day. the two R are the signs of Rolls-Royce. the Chinese character day Pinyin is Ri. I like to say my day.

What do female often say about S-type figures, and then there are also big and small s in the entertainment circle. Then there are sex and sexy in English. There is also a classic shit. The classic Sb (silly) that China often calls ).

The clothes have a T-shirt, and the model uses a tshirt.

 

U v v w

U is the easiest way to think of a USB flash drive, and then it is said that aliens often come to a UFO. when taking the photo, I like to use my fingers to make a V Action. V represents victory. there are also V-shaped clothes. VIP is everywhere.

If you enter the web site online, you need to add WWW most of the time. If you want to learn physics, W stands for tile.

 

X y z

Those who have studied mathematics are no longer familiar with X, Y, and Z. Plane ry has x axis, Y axis, and stereo ry plus Z. Then X and Y are also commonly used in functions.

In addition, I often use xxx When I swear in Internet terms. What else is YY (obscenity ),