Garfield quotations (zz)

1. Hush-never tell them that I have done a good job, which will affect my image!

2. You bring an old and useless guy back, and it's not me.

3. Love is always fast, and only pork slice is permanent.

4. Garfield is certainly not born for a pork roll, but it must have been made for Garfield.

5. You have to watch me eat ice cream.

6. I should be polite to oudi. -- (Andy) -- sorry, Audi? Now I have done it.

7. I cannot let the chicken write after my name.

8. This hamburger tastes good, but it is not as good as the first eight.

9. oudi, go. Let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

10. Big Belly is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no good thing in your stomach.

11. Who else will eat mice with pasta?

12. "It's really pitiful that oudi is shaking out of the window. I really cannot bear to see him like this. No, can I ignore it? I have to do something. "Garfield pulled the curtain.

13. You can let the kitten leave the pie, but you cannot leave the pie.

14. If you don't want to give food to anyone, you have to let it think about something.

15. The trouble with chocolate is: if you eat it, it will be gone.

16. The most lovely thing is a small table with a pork roll.

17. (deep ......) -- Are I dreaming? -- (Rush to your bed and set off the quilt ......) No me in the quilt, not sleeping ......

18. There are many things in the world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

19. It is really good to have fun with this kind of exercise that does not allow weight gain.

20. failures are characterized by continuous failures. If you want to see his failure, he will not disappoint you.

21. Garfield has three wishes: "The first is a pork roll, the second is a pork roll, and the third is a pork roll. Oh, you are wrong. I want more wishes, in this way, I can get more pork slice. "

22. In the future, I will never be sorry for ODI ,...... Maybe, maybe not forever.

23. Now, can you return it back to us on Monday? And Wednesday and the whole October, Wisconsin and chocolate candy ....... By the way, can you return my coins to me?

24. A pretty lady told Jon that you are cute, and you asked me what's wrong!

25. If you cannot defeat your enemies, join them.

26. Hello, narman. I am now in Abu Dhabi. The worst thing here is not having pasta or thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is that it is packed with cute cats!

27. "Garfield, do you really want to send me a parcel to Abu Dhabi? "" No, narman, I won't. I will use a slow copy to make it cheaper. "

28. The shape is also the body.

29. No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't want to eat. The other two are raisins and snails.

30. -- Jon, if you guess how many chocolate beans are there, everything in this jar will be yours.

-- I guess you have eaten them all.

-- You guessed it!

31. narman: Garfield, are you here to defend me?

GARFIELD: No, I'm here to confirm you're guilty.

......

You said that the CAT Committee will sentence narmando to juvenile delinquency. I think it would be better to sentence 99 years.

......

32. Can you do me a favor? Apply for a dog for me, preferably a Spanish pig!

33. The problem with dogs is that they do not have an on/off switch.

34. I have to say sorry to Odi. (in this case, Odi stood by the table and walked over and kicked it down .) -- Now let's say two things.

35. Today is Monday. Everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I know. -- (It's a question of oudi, and then floating in the air) -- ah! Today, even the gravity of the earth is gone.

36. That's it! I am going to sleep for the third nap today.

37. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe it, but it is free, and there is no evidence that it does not work.

38. Can't you tell me that I'm on a bungee?

39. I slept in Meimei for 16 hours.

40. Garfield saw the puppy ODI ran into an ancient castle and followed him in. Open a door, and a hall is covered in the dark. Garfield shouted: "Audi! "

Echo (fading): "oudi --"

Garfield shouted, "where are you? "

Echo (or gradually weak): "Where are you? -- Where are you? -- Where are you? --"

Garfield thought: It sounds good.

Garfield continues to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world! "

Echo (gradual increase): "impossible-nonsense-deceptive --"

41. JON: "Garfield, guess what I brought you? "

GARFIELD: Whatever it is, you only need to eat it.

42. Jon is taking a bath while Garfield is sleeping.

GARFIELD: Those singing while taking a bath should be shot in the street.

43. Garfield waited for dinner at the dinner table, but Jon was busy going out.

GARFIELD: Hi, have you forgotten anything important?

GARFIELD: You know, in some States it is a serious crime not to cook breakfast for cats.

44. Garfield: (telling a story) a long time ago, there was a little girl ...... (The figure shows the back of Odie wearing a princess dress )...... She ...... (Odie suddenly turned around and stretched his tongue )...... She's ugly, just like nothing in the refrigerator !!

45. Garfield put an ice cream in his hand and said to Odie: Odie, do you want to lick it? Odie looked forward to GAFI with great enthusiasm and sincerity. GAFI stretched out his tongue and licked Odie's face very hard to continue eating ice cream ......

46. Although oudi is a dog, it sometimes leads the same life as a dog. -------- Modem philosophers

47. (After miserable violin music) Hi!

Raise your head in height and stride forward!

You want to prove to people that you are not a bully.

48. It is far from enough to hold a bird in your hand.

49. Garfield's diet tips:

1. Do not try to get enough food for the second round.

2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to a negative value of 5 kilograms.

3. Never eat sugar.

4. Do not make friends with friends who have a restaurant or cake shop.

5. to lose weight, you should eat more vegetables. Therefore, you should eat more pumpkin pies and vegetable cookies.

6. Do not eat more cold meals (except ice cream ).

7. Leave a few for each meal. Don't eat them all. For example, the cherry on the ice cream sundae.

8. Mostly with people who are fatter than you.

50. The speed at which cats rush to food is proportional to the amount of food.

51. Today is New Year's Day. I decided to sleep for no more than 8 hours every day in the new year. In this case, I got up on April 8, 365/24, 121.6, May 3!

52. Today I want to do push-ups ..... uh, sorry, sorry ......... today, we will first lie down ........... support tomorrow .............

53. I'm fat and I'm lazy-but I'm proud!

54. I weigh exactly-equivalent to an aircraft carrier.

55. JON: this is a photo of me and Garfield going to the park. This is Garfield sitting with a $ three hundred bird. I am paying for Garfield's lunch-$ three hundred in total...