[Gibberish & casually talk] I have an ominous hunch

Source: Internet
Author: User

At last, I started school without makeup (it seems that I should not use "last "~~~)

One emotion:

1. the sixth floor of the teaching building is high. We are on the fifth floor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2. Raise the flag every Monday. First, go to the 6th floor for concentration, then squeeze down the 6th floor together, walk 80 meters to the playground opposite the road, and then walk 50 meters ~ Arrange the team in 100 meters and then stand for 30 minutes (A waste of time ~~~~), Then, the original path is returned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't think I need to lose weight ~~~~~~

3. The above should be basic skills ~~~ Complain about another thing that shouldn't be complained here-or the above should not be complained here, so I used the word "again"-that is, our class seat changes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No need to post the text ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

4. today, ACM broke the record and made the 5th questions ("breaking the record" can be deleted--) from the beginning of ACM. (1) I will send you a question, that is the question that tells you how to answer questions. Copy the code and submit ~~~~ (2) I checked the ASCII code table and AC (3) I checked the physical knowledge of junior high school. At first I got the wrong question and AC (EXCITED) (4) the question of average in mathematical statistics is simple ac (I used to write a class in C # for mathematical statistics, and the result is not used ~~~~) (5) I have been staring at the question for two hours (and it is my favorite circle). I will take the question to my English teacher next time, you are not allowed to publish an English newspaper if you don't understand it --.

Summary: as the next generation of students, a keen intuition is necessary. to quickly find the questions that you can answer from the sea of questions, you can score 1 point.

It seems that I ran the question ~~~~ OK. Let's talk about the ominous hunch.

A staff member: the director. Don't ask him next time. I'll talk to myself and talk nonsense.

Director: I don't understand what you are talking about, because "+" refers to "Combination" rather than "plus "! Chemistry is not good. Let me test you. Is this a combination reaction or a replacement?

A staff member: This is a compound reaction ~~~~~

Director: Wrong! Next to the 6th floor, I ran 6 laps back and brought me a bottle of cola by the way.

A staff member: But this is the first floor!

Director: Go to the 6th floor, go down to the 6th floor, and then buy me a bottle of cola.

(...... )

A staff member (BREATHING): Director, cola !??? Why did the chair move over again?

Director: let you work with battle_elf.

A staff member: however ~~~ Isn't your habit of putting a group of people together?

Director: Yes. It's easy to get fired later. You don't need to call two names. Just use your fingers.

This is my ominous hunch.

 

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