Good sentence collection ing... Life Classics

(Forum hilarious Q &) Why can't I see the attachment? Or cannot be downloaded? A: Sorry, I cannot help you! I'm a Tom!   After 10 or 20 years of operation, we met a drought in 50 years, a snow disaster in 60 years, a flood in 100, a debris flow in 300, and an earthquake in 500, what else is the eclipse meteor shower in the tsunami that occurred in 600... When I went to elementary school against SARS, I stepped on to junior high school with bird flu, braved a stream to go to high school, and now I went to college, and said that 2012 World is not ready! We have lived a lot in our lives !!

Sorry, I have never learned to love myself over the years! 7-8

The significance of life is not to take a good card, but to play a bad card. 7-9

Better for yourself, because it is not long for a lifetime; better for people around you, because it may not be met in the next life. 7-13

How to teach fish to fish 7-15

Don't forget to smile;
Be cautious with your tone;
Never forget to stick to it;
If you are tired, love yourself 8-27.

Changbao hunger and thirst

 

People are more important than money. People are the best teachers. Speaking is more respectful than speaking. Speaking is more skillful than talking about money. 7-12

 

The problem is the best teacher. Don't give it to others easily! 7-12

 

The farthest distance in the world is that in if you are in Else, it seems that you have always been with each other and are always separated;

The most infatuated wait in the world is that when you use a switch, you may never choose yourself;

The true feeling in the world is that you are trying to catch it. No matter how angry you are, I will handle it quietly.

At that time, let's look forward to our finally

-Love Story classics 7-12

When you cannot find a master, you can turn yourself into a master 7-14.

Between trade-offs, showing wisdom
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Strong reply: menstruation post, verification completed 7-23

Examiner; what is the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition in mainland China?
Me: 5 yuan Examiner: go out, Next person
The words abandoned have never appeared in brother's dictionary,
I finally got a chance to interview Google.
However, when I went to Google for an interview, I was thrown out again after answering a question...
Examiner: Where did you get the Google interview message?
Me: Baidu Examiner: go out, Next person
Brother is depressed, but he still needs to support himself first.
Drag a friend to find a McDonald's job ..
But the other party is abnormal. Let me sing McDonald's songs,
At that time, my brother smiled and I would have liked McDonald's songs from an early age.
So I opened my mouth: with KFC, it's a great life!
Examiner: Go Out ~~~~~~~~~ McDonald's interview failed.
My mom dragged people to a mobile customer service job,
Mom said that this is not technical. You should try it first. I agree if I don't think about it.
The interview was very smooth, and the other party liked me very much,
Finally, the examiner said to me: you are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you of your work.
Me: "132..." Examiner: go out ....
Brother's heart is broken...
If you have been unemployed for so long, eat at home and drink at home. My family looked at me with a little helpless.
I went to a mall and saw that ADI was looking for a clerk. I thought I could try it.
Examiner: Please speak out our slogan, I: Just
Do it
Examiner: go out, next person.
I failed again and again, but it didn't hurt my confidence. So I calmed down, studied hard, and finally got into our local civil servant with excellent scores.
However, TMD still needs an interview.
During the interview, I answered the question and saw the examiner's face. I think this job is okay.
Happy Time. The examiner asked me: Young man, your favorite historical character.
If I don't want to, I will answer: Hehe!
Examiner: go out.
This time of failure, I had a very important consideration for people. Looking back on the past, I finally found that the most important thing is that I have some wrong answers.
However, I was fully prepared for this interview.
The Nokia product department informed me that it took me a week to complete all the work.
Even the saying goes wrong: technology is people-oriented.
The examiner was very satisfied: If there is no accident, you can come to work tomorrow.
At this time, the phone rang and an inharmonious voice emerged: "Hallo Moto"
Examiner: go out. 7-25

The puppy said to the kitten, "Guess how much sugar is in my pocket?
The kitten said, "Are you sure you want to give it to me? The puppy nodded. Well, I guess you have two items! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five! Then the puppy put the sugar in the kitten's hand with a smile and said: I still owe you three. -- This is not a joke about low IQ, but because you love you, you are allowed to be greedy. 8-3

There is no wrong programming language, and there are only enterprising programmers. 8-14

Fighting fatigue: sleeping. Fear: sleeping. Catch a cold: Go to bed. Dealing with hunger: sleeping. Deal with lovelorn: Sleep. I think it is trustworthy to treat all diseases and focus on sleeping for 20 years ~
8-14

There is a kind of egg pain, until the end of the paste, I know there is a point! 8-16

The sign of maturity is not the truth, but the little things around you.
9-15

I like programmers. They are simple, stubborn, and easy to feel the sense of accomplishment. They can fight with stress and never sleep. In the face of difficulties, they can challenge themselves. They will also be confused and confused, but every programmer has a dream of Bill Gates or Steve Jobs to "use wisdom to create his own business ". What I want to say is that I am actually a programmer.
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