Graduate students go to taobaoshan, And the undergraduate course goes down to the oil pan

One day, my friend complained to me. A month of desperate work, a penny, can buy half a single bed is not a big place, get married for 10 years, buy a house for 25 years ~~~ Chatting and chatting about how to buy a kitchen knife for a bank for less than five yuan ~~

Chatting and chatting, we fell asleep. We had a dream. The two of us went to grab the bank and rushed in with the fierce brake of the kitchen knife. Suddenly, a security guard came out to stop us, "to rob banks ?? Which school did you graduate from? Is it 211? "

"Is it a bachelor's degree or above? Have you passed CET4? "

"Is it a good student cadre? Have you had any experience in the past? "

The security guard said fiercely, "If you do not meet the conditions, do not rob us! "

We were shocked and the kitchen knife slipped from our hands.

We beat ourselves ......

In the daze, we found ourselves in the temple again. We saw the king sitting in front of the temple and presented our resume to the ox heads and horses on both sides. Yan wangye waved his face and said, "graduate students go to daoshan, the undergraduates go down to the oil pan, and the specialists go down to the fire sea. If you have no education, you will not be admitted here for the moment. After six levels of boiling water, four levels of frying, and never again to report... "We didn't even have time to shout, we were shelved by the little devil...

On the huangquan Road, the little devil left us and nagging us: "Let's go! Sorry, you two are lucky enough. I just got down with TMD, and I am still not settled in the dark due to this kind of hard work. I only have a temporary residence permit!

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