Haircut, dinner, a silly code worker

Haircut, dinner,A sillyCodeWorkers

It's a kind of realm. Have you reached it?

 

Every time a colleague forgets time to think about a technical problem, we will say, "You're stupid, I found myself a silly code worker!

I say that I am a code worker. This is not self-modesty, but a reality.ProgramEmployee60Pass the score. I may40I don't have enough points. I don't have enough power. I just need to make up for it with diligence. So I often "stupid" and often "get angry ", the following are some of my thoughts and experiences on "getting angry". I will send them to all of you in the garden!

Haircut

Remember to get a haircut two days ago. When I first got into the door, I saw a boss's computer. After chatting with the boss, I realized that the computer was broken. Then I went to get a haircut: "The barber shop can also be a system. Every time we have a haircut, we can record the hair styles and requirements that customers require as a data reference! After one year, we will know which hairstyle has the highest demand and which time segment has the most people, so we can make corresponding preferential measures for the hairstyle with high demand, we can improve hair styles with low requirements. We can assign enough people with the most haircuts within a period of time. When there are few haircuts, we can make other arrangements. What are regular customers and what are the preferences of regular customers, which chatbot, which has no words, is recorded one by one. Isn't it possible to provide sufficient data reference for a small barber shop ......"

Dinner

another time I went to dinner and watched my colleagues cook, I came up saying," This small hotel is always slow to serve, I always get the wrong food. What's the problem? If there is a problem with the data communication between the front-end staff and the chefs in the background, we can build a system! First, we need to prepare a few portions of the food materials with the highest ordering rate to improve the cooking efficiency. Therefore, we must record the ordering data of each customer's meal as the data basis of the system, based on the data, the cook can manage the kitchen in a organized manner. If there are few dishes to order, do we need to replace them? Do we need a data communication device between the counter and the kitchen, whether a cook is responsible for the cooking of certain food in a specific area, or for certain dishes. If a dish is well received or criticized after it comes to power, we need to record it to assess whether the cook is good or bad, even the complaint rate of the waiter serves as the data basis for our staff management ......"

There are also public transportation and dreaming. I will also think of the system and software. Here, I will not make a shift, and every time I make a mistake, I think it's all about data, it's all about business logic, they are all forms of expression and even management concepts. After one yearMISSystem, this person is a bit silly, but sometimes think about it, this "crazy" this "silly" useful, whether or not I will do such a system, this kind of thinking, this kind of "Fire and magic" I want to have all the benefits for me, this is probably a realm, the name is: "Fire and magic "!

I hope that the experts in the garden can give us some advice and share more experiences, so that these cainiao can take less detours and embark on the smooth road of programmers more quickly!