Han's wonderful quotations

When talking to a nervous person, he does not forget the content, but the transition. He does not know what he is talking about, and he or she can concatenate two sentences without any causal relationship.

Because his liberal arts skills are longer than science-for example, two gnomiters are taller than each other, the liberal arts gnomiters win one cent, so he insisted on protest.

A person standing on the side of a bucket for a long time will also be infected with dung smell, extend this principle, a person staying in the pile for a long time of course will also be infected with scholarly.

A book is like a woman. When a person gets a new book, he will see the feeling of pity like a virgin, because at least the content in this book is the first one. On the contrary, the old book is in the hand, it's like marrying a remarried woman, being half-aged and half-lost in spring, and having no interest in turning it over, because the content he reads has been read many times by others, and there is nothing new to break it.

For a man, swearing is not an instinct. It is an instinct to scold a woman.

The students had a bad impression on Lin Yuxiang. He often saw Ma depo beside him, and he was not very impressed with Ma depo. For example, the sock of a person's left foot is smelly, so there is no reason to lose his right foot.

It is not easy to teach Chinese well, but it may be a good thing to teach Chinese, as long as a student reads the text. "The book has been read for hundreds of times ". This old training is not very useful today. It can be seen that the readers are getting dumb and the writers are getting smarter. The theme of the author's article in the text book seems to be a conservative love between men and women. It seems that there is something hidden, but it is hidden. Students have to find out the theme and work hard to mine ancient cultural relics, remove the thick mud first, then fl the layers of gray. After the ancient cultural relics are unearthed, they must be protected. When it comes to a bigger one, it must be painted and repaired.

Being a person is either vulgar or elegant. Being a vulgar person is the most painful person. Xu Zhimo is a great person and Ma Debao is a vulgar person. But they are all happy people, but you are not vulgar, the heart should be very painful.

What does money mean. When a person dies, what name, what profit, what sorrow, what happiness, what love, what hate are just a ray of dust on the coffin, is it worth a lifetime of hard work for a ray of dust?

Youzhouzhuang has to throw itself into history to make a pleasant tour. The layout is complex and orderly.
This kind of structure is easy to get bored and easy to get liked, but you need to indulge yourself In Zhouzhuang before you can draw a conclusion. With this feature, Zhou Zhuang can identify human nature. It is hypocritical to see the person who is overjoyed at the first glance. The person who is miserable is realistic, i'm afraid only Luo Tiancheng has one.

The success rate of not-pretty girls coqueting is actually higher than that of pretty girls, because when pretty girls coquetry, the man will not be able to watch more for a while, and then decide whether it is worthwhile in his mind; if not-beautiful girls are coquetry, as the western writers who have learned how to write in China, there is always a feeling of being out of shape. Seeing them coquetry, there will be a sense of guilt, so men will be busy and promise to stop them from coquetry.

It is the most painful time to scold you when others use your words, and the weight will soar.

In fact, the most awesome man in the world claims to be not near female, but they have never met the desired female, "Not near female" will immediately become "cannot help female". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether the Chinese character is created by the warehouse amount. In short, the Chinese character must be man-made and romantic man-made.

When you step on the Chinese foot, you cannot say "sorry". If you say "sorry", the victim will forgive you. It can be seen that foreign languages are more valuable than Chinese. If you say that a Sony product is able to say "sorry", it is in line with the exchange rate of the renminbi against the dollar, which is sufficient to prove the close relationship between language and the economy. When you step on a foreigner's foot, do not worry, their toes are as strong as their wealth. They are definitely not suffering from any foot injury, so they cannot say that their soles are still faint.

A beautiful girl is like a good scenery. After hearing it, you may feel like a beautiful girl only after seeing it with your own eyes. It can be seen that the eyes of love are not the most deceptive, but the ears are the only ones.

There are few beautiful women on the street, because in this year, the beauty of the last bed is more than the beauty of the last street every day. All girls are standing in the hotel. They all fall asleep in the hotel. They all lie in the manager's arms.

After a man falls in love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again. The second request for finding an object is often the same as the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if a person eats a sweet meal, if a person is suddenly snatched away, it is necessary to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic is only applicable to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit of it. If the two have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow Love". The more smelly they eat, the less they need to eat it again.

Chasing a girl is like throwing an arrow at someone who is not good at shooting. Generally, the first Arrow gets out of the target. It will take a while to feel a little bit when you get off the target, and he gives up with an arrow, only to blame the target.

Luo Tiancheng has never had a sister. He was shouted by a few brothers, as if the cat heard the sound of a bowl, and his ears stood tall and he was shaken and hashed. Nowadays, girls are smart. When they pursue a person, they use family ties as a cover. As a result, they are embedded in friendship and love, so they can advance and retreat freely.

The Chinese people have an element of Snoop. in the local area, most of the talents in this field cannot reveal their talents. if they leave the country, they will be alone, this is why some Chinese people have become spies when they return to a foreign country. No wonder there is a famous saying in China: "The eyes of the masses are bright ". During the war, the eyes of Xueliang were used to discover the enemy. In peacetime, the eyes were changed to exploring people's privacy.

In school, the value of a boy who has been kissed will increase greatly, while the value of a girl who has been kissed will fall sharply.

A man's girlfriend is never as casual as buying food. He hates that no one in the world collects the face of Xi Shi, Monroe's body, Lin's temperament, and Athena's wisdom.-No, the wisdom of Athena is not necessary. If any girl has such wisdom, it is useless for a man to play.

Most women in history are ugly. Because God "never gives favor", it is said that if you give it to you, you will not be given to him. Therefore, if a woman has a body, she will have no talent. If she has a document, she will have no body.

There are two ways of self-improvement. One is amazing, and the other is ugly. The other is ugly. Both have to fall in love with yourself.

XX University has a bright star. When I look closer, there are ten teachers, nine dummies, and one is mental.

The highest realm of love poetry is that love is like a swim fish in the river. It may not be able to find its way. The use of symbolic techniques is as endless as that of Clinton. Finally, I felt like I did not see it, but did not. This is the view of love poetry.

Nowadays, male and female love is in three stages: Kiss, sex, and then OK.

When friends arrive, they hate less, and they cannot be straight forward like riding on a pair of likes. They must be euphemistically called and talked for a long time. The last theme should be revealed inadvertently. It is better to be like a fast-maturing dumpling, hiding quickly exposed and sunk.

The medicine has been with people for a long time, but also infected with people's habits, grain smooth incomparable.

The teacher is not sweet, but the tutor is very hot. It can be seen that the question of asking for knowledge is like falling in love. A few dozen of them are cheap, and one-on-one is precious. Of course, the precious thing is really expensive. It costs tens of dollars an hour. Basically, it costs a price with a prostitute. In other words, teachers are much more profitable than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because they give each other happiness, while teachers give each other pain, but still receive money. This is the greatness of tutoring.
Because the tutor is so great that many small people are attracted to participate in this column, so it is good or bad.

Tell you, in fact, what women like at first glance is talent. When men are talented, they boast money. Then, they need to develop, when two men affectionately call her 'baby', she will keep the word 'baby', And the 'be' will be sent to you ', she loves 'cai." I was amazed at that. In front of Liang Zijun, "Let's talk about the text and extract the text. However, he did not answer Lin Yuxiang. Liang Zijun, who is not a teacher, has been infected with the faults of most teachers.

Scholars believe that the end of all pure and beautiful love lies in the bed. If this is the case, then if you can start again in bed, it is also a kind of beginning and ending echo.

The feeling of writing the first love letter to a person is like a child catching up with a chicken. He can hear the cry of one another. When he looks closer, either no more, or he jumps to the water. It was hard to see that there was only on the side of the road, just to take a picture, the pheasant actually had the Sage's Prophet, and in an instant escaped.

They do not know that girls are most afraid of eating swordsmanship and other things that need to be swallowed up. These things cannot be wiped out slowly, and the juice will splash out. Girls have always lived in a cherry slogan. If a cherry slogan swallowed up a slogan, the physicist will surely die, because theoretically, there is only the possibility of slogan swallowed up a cherry.

A big mouth and a small eye is a physiological feature with little knowledge and a lot of nonsense)

Recently, students thought that I was tired of writing Zhang Haidi. I kept an eye on the first three articles. What I learned, coupled with Einstein, was Edison, who was not afraid of failure. Mrs. Curie was indifferent to fame and fame, while Newton was the one who had forgotten everything, lei Feng is helpful, and Xu Hu is dedicated. Liu Hulan is not afraid of death, but Zhou silai is dedicated. These are the examples of the final death that have created the Masters of compositions in so many exams and competitions in Shanghai and even across the country. It can be seen that literature is amazing. A person, whether engaged in scientific research or political affairs, is actually contributing to literature.

There is a saying that "love is the best cosmetics for Women". This is not true. Love is not powerful. Love only promotes women to buy the best cosmetics.

Literature is like a beautiful girl. People always look forward to it at first sight. It is like the beauty of a husband who is engaged in literature work. She has already obtained her hand, does not have to pursue it, or even destroys it. When Yu Xiang did not enter the literary society, he often heard people say how noble the literature is. Du gradually understood that he made a blind and confused explanation of the "engaged in literature, it is more appropriate to say "compile literature" or "compile literature ".

The scholars of the world are one. You copied me And I copied him.

When a person falls in love, the memories stored in his mind will automatically jump out and let him see it again to deepen his grief. When you are in peace of mind, there is nothing to think back once, just feel the vicissitudes of life in the world as smoke; when the heartache, the past as smoke, dragging you to swallow bitter water. Every time you fall in love with your relatives, you don't think about living relatives, but the dead ones.

In this world, others will never really love you, And they love yourself.