Happy smile: three comments of Programmer Humor

Happy Smile programmers humor three-general Linux technology-Linux programming and kernel information, the following is a detailed reading. Coders write poems

The office room and the programmer in the office room;
Programmers write programs and exchange wine with the program.
When you wake up, you just sit online and get drunk and stay asleep;
Drunk wine wake up day after day, online next year after year.
I hope the computer room will never bow to the boss;
Mercedes Benz and BMW are fun and programmers on the bus.
When others laugh at me, I laugh at myself;
I don't see the beautiful girl on the street, which is a programmer.

IBM and Boeing 777

Boeing 777 is the first aircraft ever designed and manufactured completely in computer virtual reality. The equipment used is completely provided by IBM. Before the test flight, the president of Boeing warmly invited IBM's technical supervisor to participate in the test flight, but the supervisor said, "Ah, I am very honored. Unfortunately, it was my wife's birthday, so .. "..

As soon as Boeing heard it, he got angry: "I haven't told you the test flight date yet !"

Real Programmers

Real Programmers never write comments, and programs that are hard to write must be hard to read. Real Programmers do not write applications, and they start programming directly from the underlying bare metal. They think that application programming is done by people who do not program systematically.

Real Programmers do not draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are documents of unliterate people. The talents who live in the cave draw flowcharts on the rock wall.

True programmers do not read the manual. Relying on the manual is a manifestation of ignorance and weakness.

Real Programmers never do the same right. They can sit in front of the machine for 30 consecutive hours and patch the program.

A real programmer never lives nine to five days in the morning. If you see a programmer at nine o'clock in the morning, it must be that he has never slept.

The real programmer knows what the user needs better than the user.

Real Programmers like to sell popcorn at the same time. They use the heat from the CPU to make popcorn and can hear what programs are running at the burst speed.