Sick Shanghai, ugly life! See this, do not understand Shanghai
--"Shanghai, please bury Me Tonight"
Wen: Zhang Nostalgia
If you are a complacent man, in the career but no achievements and income flat, then leave Shanghai, or years later, you have nothing, will only become the city's Shinping. This city is sucking dry ' you filled with blood will mercilessly will you spit, it gets is flourishing, you are lost youth.
If you are a graceful woman, but have not found their own want to belong, or early leave Shanghai bar, Lujiazui skyscraper can not bear your dream, Xujiahui bustling city can not give you a happy life. The city will kick you in the flesh after it has ravaged your pristine body, it gets pleasure, and you burst into a dream.
People uprooted and separated, did you come to Shanghai to be fashionable or to live? To start a business or to be in love? To make a fortune or to learn a culture? What have you got and what you've lost?
Shanghai, is not a love city is not a living city, is full of stink and sensual cultural desert. Here the material world and the spiritual field everywhere follow the commodity economy "equivalence exchange" principle. A poor guy needs too many reasons to fall in love with an ordinary looking girl. The so-called first sight only can happen in your cool open the door of the moment, the so-called lovingly may appear in your crazy card pen, everything comes yet so simple, so natural. This kind of love even has got and several people will really cherish.
Shanghai is a city that likes to party, family, friends, colleagues, friends, students of the party is often the case. In Shanghai People's opinion, if who family Spring Festival dinner is not in the restaurant to eat that seems not enough fashion enough money is not decent, early in the first two months before the New Year's Eve dinner is booked, perhaps this is Shanghai people's self-esteem. I think for most Chinese people, the New Year's Eve family together dumplings to eat a reunion dinner is a very happy thing. The virtues of simple simplicity are not reflected in the city of Shanghai.
My first time in my life to participate in the "AA" Friends Party is six months ago in Shanghai. Before this I have heard of "AA system" but never met, had participated in a number of parties are in some small and medium-sized cities, eat a total of people take the initiative to buy a single, rarely mentioned "AA system." Remember six months ago that Shanghai party eat hotpot, 8 people ate 340 yuan, 340 divided by 8, the results pay the time when someone put out the coins, and some coins fell on the ground to roll a good distance, the waiter seems to be accustomed to this patchwork of payment method, unexpectedly squatting on the ground to help find the roll away a dollar coin. Later, I told a friend to see this scene psychological very uncomfortable, this call what hanging friends Ah! Friends said in Shanghai, this does not explain what, we are accustomed to, nothing embarrassed. Later, because of the loneliness of life, I have participated in two times, gradually accustomed to the total divided by the number of people and then pay the habit, later I feel more and more "AA system" really he is good, so many people eat, sing, tea only spent their own very little money.
Shanghai, is it really a money-saving city?
A few times after the party, I realized: The party is really at any time, but a friend is not.
I have also tried to buy a little wine with my own money, but the men suspected that I would ask him for a loan, and the women suspected that I would have sex with her. So I still like to drink alone.
I know these men and women were not like this before they came to Shanghai. A person, once stranded in Shanghai, it is difficult to want to change.
Talking about having sex, I want to insert a few words.
Women in Shanghai can pretend to be in love with you, can barely accompany you to have sex, but if you do not have a house, they resolutely do not want to be your wife.
With one of my Sichuan elder brother's words: Shanghai women all cooked meat. Don't look for a wife in Shanghai. A woman who can live alone in Shanghai and survive for a long time is definitely not an oil-saving lamp. They can be for the handsome man "body" and out of the money can also be excited disregard of "body"!
Shanghai is a city that is suitable for love but not for falling in love. There are more objects of sex than chickens, while the object of love is rare. Ruhuasiyu a lot of women, very few women, not easy in the vast sea of people to find a worthy of a lifetime to love the woman, love more than half a year later found that she unexpectedly has a second career. A large man, a lot of real material but very little, stripped their clothes, in fact, are soft rebar. For men living in the city of Shanghai, the phrase "friends are used to sell women for love" can be their motto.
Women find a poor handsome boy as a boyfriend, to meet their own vanity but to meet their extravagant material pursuit, so they do everything possible to have a relationship with the rich man, and then ask them to pay for their own rent a year and promised to "advance notice, with the play"! At the same time they sincerely love two men, lose any one, and heart can not bear. Metamorphosis of the city to create a sick woman, but I appreciate such a perverted woman, at least they are honest and trustworthy, is to follow the principle of the exchange of commodity economy equivalence.
By contrast, I seriously despise women who cheat and cheat and drink. They do not make promises, greed, extortion, all come, they do not have Shanghai woman's dust temperament and no country woman's simple beauty, said she is a countryman she does not admit that she is a city of her old fashioned, simply "Can't Play"! It's "Not on the road" with Ben! Such a woman is the most miserable fate!
I don't know what to do. Nanjing Brother has been in Shanghai for a year, and met a woman of a somewhat feminine, this woman a mouthful of authentic Shanghai dialect, brother always mistakenly think she is Shanghainese, and then on the continuous invite her to eat five meals, to the sixth meal when he pulled the woman's hand, the seventh meal when he hugged the woman's waist, Never encountered a slightest resistance. So he invited the woman together to play in Hangzhou West Lake, the woman also gladly agreed to open the room at night, my brother thought finally came to a ripe. And when he was about to insert it, the woman said, "I've always treated you like a friend, and you can't do this to me."
My brother cried, said he had fallen into the abyss of love, in his begging, the woman finally agreed to take off clothes to let him see enough, but do not touch. My honest brother didn't touch it, he said it was enough for him to take a look at the white body. Later, as the woman said, they really made friends. My brother told me the new year, the woman in Shanghai not to go home to get married, and left to borrow 500 yuan, and now has been linked.
Today I'm going to tell the so-called female "friends": If you are a friend, you have to do a physical and emotional "AA", do not at the critical moment to borrow the name of "friends" to disguise their greed, that is in the exchange of the equivalent of a world of unequal exchange. The word "friend" is absolute and there is no double standard.
I told my brother that there was no friendship between men and women, and I never made friends with women. He always does not believe, always loses. Deserve!
Truly pure woman is not tightly cover their crotch and people love, only those who forced the callus of the female talent clamping legs disguised purity. It takes too much time and money to get into bed with a dirty woman, too much questioning and questioned. Sleeping with a pure and innocent woman is a very casual thing, all the moves are deeply buried in the heart.
Shanghai, men do not believe in women, women despise men, so there are too many single men and women, when they can not conquer the desire, the desire will conquer them. So the bar became a place for them to release their desires. Shanghai Hengshan Road, Maoming South Road Bar culture is full of the city's sexual civilization. During the day, the night was deposited, and at night the ghosts of the day were rippling. The pungent air is filled with the taste of desire, cigarettes and beer to wander back and forth, deafening music melted rational, all look like a homeless person, twisted buttocks, swinging head, trembling penis, beating breasts ...
I try to cover my ears and look at these people, they're like puppets.
As a graphic designer, I was invited to attend a software launch of a returnee youth. Said is the conference, in fact, is in a four-star hotel's small conference room, probably went to more than 10 people, looks like I the most shabby, because I have just come to Shanghai from the countryside, I did not talk much, I am very attentive to listen to their own work.
One of them with Phnom Penh glasses, suit starched, shoes miso bright, peremptory a scholar posture, talk. When asked about his specific work, he said: "I am an investment." "After saying it and not talking about it, there are other topics."
There is also a woman, that is phase--when--the temperament, hair waves dyed brown, dress generous decent, master's degree, standard Shanghai attire, she said: "I do ef." "When she said that, she chewed the" EF "two-letter pronunciation very well and sounded very loud. No one understands the specific meaning of "ef", and is afraid to be ridiculed as ignorant, so no one asked what is called "EF", she did not explain.
When we left, in the elevator, someone asked someone: "What do you do?" Someone said, "I'm an exhibition." The returnee youth immediately conversation said: "He often to South America and the Middle East, usually very busy." ”
From the beginning of my arrival to the end of the conference, I have been an audience, I have not said anything, and no one to ignore me.
Get out of the elevator and say good-bye. I noticed that one of them was standing on the bus stop and someone was walking, and someone said, "It's raining today, and you're going to call a taxi." Go home, and one of them rode a broken bike. Only me, is opened the company's Jeep past, perhaps in their view, I am just a driver.
A few days later, I learned from the returnee youth, the investment is the merchant bank credit card department salesman, usually the main job is to sell credit cards; the "EF" is to do education training, "EF" is "Education Foster" (education) abbreviation, she spent a few years abroad, Home can not find a job, only to be an English teacher; the one who often goes to South America and the Middle East to do exhibitions is actually a leading guide, a guerrilla of people everywhere. And I am a young friend of the returnees software is actually just a chat software.
The guy who said "TAXI" went home. I don't know what he does, from what he says I see he is complacent about saying a few words of English, and from his behavior I can see that he thinks it's a great thing to play "TAXI" in Shanghai.
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