Humor from foreigners

Me first (my first time)

Words of wisdom.

I am an egg expert. If you see that I am running, you must keep up with me.

A fortune to remember.

It's not chicken

Stay off the course... or else!

Anyone (except athletes) who is caught at the venue will be sued and their own balls will be confiscated.

Not my job

"None of my tasks" winners

Desperate for a ticket to the World Cup

Give me a ticket. I will give you my sister.

Best Google adBest Google ads

Best T-SHIRT Design(Best T-shirt design)

Timotei ad

Fridge magnet(Refrigerator attraction)

Mona Lisa went to the United States for a week

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Queen of the blondes

What will I be when I grow up?

This is just too priceless not to share!

Ballet dancer

Firefighters

Nurse

Civil servant

If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer! If you do not forward this email, a puppy will come out and pee on your computer!

I guess you didn't send it fast enough! I guess you didn't have time to send it out!

There have been times when I may have;

Disturbed you,

Troubled you,

Pestered you,

Irritated you,

Bugged you,Or

Got on your nerves with all the email's I send,

So today I just wanna tell you that...

I plan to continue !!!!!!Not finished yet !!!!!!