[Humorous jokes] Funny short messages (more than 300 messages)

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1. "How much do you love me ?" "A dime ." "Is that the only thing ?" "Isn't a dime a cent of money a very much ?"

2. first-class men have homes outside, second-class men have flowers outside, third-class men look for flowers outside, fourth-class men go home from work, fifth-class men and wives do not go home, sixth-class men cannot find their homes, and seventh-class men commit suicide.

3. First-class male spent money on women, second-class male spent money to win, third-class male spent money to steal, fourth-class male spent wages, and fifth-class male spent money on their wives.

4. If there is no grass in the world, do not look for it in the unit. The quantity is not large, and the quality is not good!

5. Stupid men + stupid women = Marriage; stupid men + Smart Women = divorce; smart men + stupid women = extramarital affairs; smart men + Smart Women = romantic love.

6. The wife will follow the door, the wife will obey the command, and the wife will follow the blind because of mistake; the wife will wait for makeup, the wife will remember the birthday, the wife will be willing to spend money, and the wife will endure it.

7. start to fall in love, goodbye and infatuation. All day long. Painstaking effort, I want to rush. Don't you understand me!

8. Note: You have repeatedly sent yellow content text messages, and this Council has officially warned you! If you find it again, the service will be shut down immediately and the sales number will be reported. Please be self-disciplined!

9. The first year: He said, she listens. The second year: She said, he listened. The third year: They said, listen to the neighbors.

10. Husband: "You are so hateful! If I don't discuss it with me, I cut my hair. What should I do ?" Wife: "If you don't discuss it with me, you will have your head bald. What do you say ?"

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