Husband, I want stars in the sky... Pure entertainment joke (zz)

 

 

I think it's funny to post it (please don't fight against my weak self-esteem)
1. The most depressing
Me: husband, do you want to give me anything I want?
He: What can be done? Try ......
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: You want the sun and the moon, but it's hard to figure it out.
Me: Why?
He: You hit the wall with your head. You can see it in a few clicks.

2. the most pragmatic
Me: Husband, will you give me anything I want?
He: What can I do if I want to go home.
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: "Oh ."
I'm angry: You don't love me!
He: I love you, I love you, and I love you. I am working now, busy!
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: OK! OK! Go home at night to take you to the supermarket!

3. The most romantic
One night we watched the stars on the balcony.
I said: Can you give me anything I want?
He: You can take anything within the scope of my own and financial capabilities.
I pointed to the sky and said, "I want the stars in the sky.
He: OK! No problem.
Then we smiled, because I knew that he could not pick stars from the sky.
My birthday will be one week later. Lunch.
He closed my eyes and opened my palm. When I opened my eyes, I found a "Polaris" necklace in my palm (the one in winter song ).

4. the most direct
Me: Husband, will you give me anything I want?
He: why, in a bad mood?
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: Hi, you can tell me whether you want to cheat yourself or what you want to watch?

5. Most affected
Me: Dear. Will you give me whatever I want?
He: Of course.
Me: I want stars.
He: Do you still have an orangutan while raising all the balls? Now the orangutan has been raised? How much?
Me :...... I want stars in the sky.
He :...... There is a TV set.

6. The most worried
Me: husband, do you want me anything?
He: What do you want to do? (I'm very alert. I guess I usually do too many tests like this)
Me: Quick Start!
He: give ...... (Hesitate + hesitate)
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: Oh (obviously relieved), give it to you, and you can get it yourself.

7. The most popular
Me: husband, do you want everything?
He: What have you been interested in? Boss, you have all the money! Buy whatever you want!
Me: I want stars!
He :...... (After 10 seconds of silence) who is stimulating you today?
Me: (angry) Don't you give it?
He: Well, I will take you to the zoo tomorrow. It's time to go to bed ......

8. the most out-of-the-box
Me: husband, do you want me anything?
He: You think beautiful!
Me: whining ...... I want to divorce you ......