I recently came up with a strange idea.

I recently came up with a strange idea.

Looking at the people around me with their mobile phones, they can't help but feel a little itchy. The mobile phone poses a good sensation. If you stand at the crossroads and make a mobile phone call, it will certainly attract the eyes of many mm! Thinking of this, I couldn't help imagining that I was standing on the street in the bustling city center, and my cell phone rang. I picked out my cell phone from my underwear pocket, "Hello, you ......" A deep voice, a girl scream ......
I spent 1000 yuan to go to the mobile phone market. In fact, it is no difficult to buy a mobile phone. It is far worse than I thought. without much effort, I bought a mobile phone worth more than 900 yuan, it is said that it is still a chord. With my cell phone, I cannot feel calm for a long time.
I sold my mobile phone to a wretched middle-aged man who took my money and turned around for a few kilometers and disappeared. I opened my cell phone with a trembling hand and dialed a phone number. I want to tell every friend that I have a mobile phone. Please call me! How proud, how awesome! But unexpectedly, the phone did not dial.
A mobile phone selling mm reminds me that I must buy something called a "Sim" card ......
"Ah ?" I have never heard of this thing. "What is the SIM card ?"
"You come from the country ." MM said, "the SIM card is a card that can be inserted into the mobile phone to make a call ."
I suddenly realized, "Where can I buy it ?" "Do you want to move or connect ?"
MM asked me. "What is the difference ?" I'm weak.
"There is no difference. China Unicom is two cents cheaper per minute than China Mobile ."
"Two cents ?" I said, "What can I do with two cents ."
"So there is no difference ." Mm is impatient.
"Where can I buy it ?" I asked.
"Over there !" MM grabbed her hand and followed her finger. I saw two counters. A man with an unclear face on the top wrote: "I am the master of my website in a dynamic zone ." Next to him, I drew a strong and tall man who was making a call and wrote a line: "China Unicom's New Time and Space ."
I walked over and stood in the middle of the two counters and asked, "Where can I buy a SIM card ?" "I can !" Suddenly, a person was moved from behind the two counters, and there was a tall mm, long hair, and bright eyes. Unicom was a plump mm with charming breasts.
"Wow ." Both of them are charming. I don't know which one to choose.
If you want to buy a SIM card, you still need to contact me ." Mobile mm said, "The goods are real, and the children are not bullied ."
"We are connected to China Unicom, featuring high price and considerate service ." China Unicom mm was not weak at the side and gave me a wink. Because I like girls with big breasts, I went to Unicom mm.
She looked at me and asked with a smile: "Sir, do you want to do SIM card business ?"
As I was about to open my mouth, I suddenly felt my chest was tight and my collar was dragged up. My feet left the ground and looked back. Moving the mm one hand picked me up.
"Sorry, hero ." I'm not scared. "If I don't buy it, I can't do it. Don't kill me ."
"Sir, how can I hurt you ?" The voice of mobile mm was very sweet. She gently put me on the ground and walked two steps to China Unicom mm, sinking her face and asked, "Why did you grab my customer ?"
"Joke !" Unicom mm has a very plump chest, "Grab? Do anyone in the world need your cards ?"
"I think you are looking for death !" Mobile mm said coldly.
"I think you are dying ." Unicom mm is not weak.
I was so scared that the competition in this industry was so fierce.
The mobile mm is not much to mention, and a hacker is eager to attack the UNICOM mm. China Unicom MM's left arm stood in front of his chest and caught the mobile mm attack. His right hand grabbed the wrist of the mobile mm, and it turned out to be a "36-way small picker" effort! The right hand of Unicom mm grabbed the wrist of the mobile mm, sneered at it, and waved a hand, hitting the throat of the mobile mm. The mobile mm was not in a panic, but she was shocked. Although a hand was captured, she left her leg and kicked the face of Unicom mm, the mobile mm is successfully removed from the hand of the UNICOM mm.
Mobile mm said: "It seems that you are doing well ."
Unicom mm sneered: "Your foreign efforts are also passed ."
Mobile mm said, "Are you sure you want to compete with me ?"
Unicom mm sneered and said, "Do you still say yes ?"
"Hugh blame my team for being heartless ." Let's move the MM command to get the UNICOM mm door.
This seemingly ordinary punch, but it contains a variety of moves, each of which contains countless changes. It seems that her boxing has reached the peak. Unicom mm was not in a panic, but he made a picture of it, with a strong palm and an extraordinary momentum. It turned out to be the "seeing the dragon in the field" in the palm of the dragon ".
The mobile mm was forced by the palm of the hand, and stepped back two steps and asked, "You, you will actually lose the palm of your hand ?"
Haha ." China Unicom mm smiled proudly. "You mobile people are really ignorant." She proudly pointed to China Unicom's logo. "Have you ever watched tianlong Babu TV series? It's the emblem of Zhang Jizhong, which is similar to that of China Unicom ?"
"This," recalled the effort of mobile mm. "Really !"
"To tell you the truth, China Unicom is a helper industry !"
"It turns out so ." Mobile mm said, "It is not surprising that you have this background, and it will take two or more chances to lose the 18 th palm ." Move mm to secretly run Internal Forces. "Look at my skills !"
I felt a strong pressure on the side, after all, I have not seen such a deep force of women. Mobile mm suddenly burst into a storm and rushed to Unicom mm. "Look at me !"
The mobile mm moves a trick to "drag the mud and water", and strikes the UNICOM mm belly. The latter quickly reached out to block, but found that this is a false move. The mobile mm suddenly fell down, and its left leg swept across the ground. The eyes of Unicom mm were not good, and they quickly jumped up and reached out to move the MM's head. It was the story of the 9 Yin Zhenjing: 9 Yin and white bone claw.
This is a very dangerous move. Of course, mobile mm does not dare to neglect it. As soon as it blinks, it may fly out of its feet and directly retrieve the UNICOM mm chest.
"Pediatrics ." With a slight smile, Unicom mm was able to hide this foot easily with an incredible posture.
Mobile mm attacks again, and every time Unicom mm uses a strange trick to avoid it.
"You are not using the power of the central plains !" Mobile mm said, "the door is left !"
"Haha !" Unicom mm smiled and said, "I am using the martial arts in the holy fire command of the Persian altar. How are you doing? Is it amazing ?"
"Success !" The mobile mm gave a sigh of relief. "How can I keep up with Chinese characters ?"
The mobile mm adjusted its breath and set up a very common starting style. "Let me use the upright Chinese kung fu to fix you. Hey! Hey! Cut off! I use a dual-stick! !" The mobile mm took out a dual-stick from the counter. What we use is the authentic Bruce Lee's cut-off.
"Hum ." The mobile mm shouted and attacked China Unicom mm. The dual-stick flew up and down like a fierce snake. China Unicom mm has no military blade in its hands, taking advantage of the storm.
"Slow !" China Unicom mm picked out the outside and "I am also looking for a weapon with good hands ." He copied two axes from the counter.
"Wow!" she shouted, "Black tornado axe !" The two axes cover the whole body and are airtight.
Move mm to see it, put down the dual-stick, and draw a long gun from the counter, "Look! !"
Sure enough, one inch long and one inch long, and the mobile MM's long gun stabbed China Unicom mm in the rain. Rao is a superb method of China Unicom mm, and it is difficult to take advantage of any cheap.
After about one hundred and twenty-four rounds of competition, China Unicom MM's two axes were a little slow. One of them was not physically left, And the shirt was shot by a gun. (The name is omitted from the adult description.) I am very open-eyed and drool.
Unicom mm was a little shy and copied a newspaper from the side, blocking the chest.
Mobile mm smiled and said, "Haha, do you want me to pick up your pants ?"
"Yes, yes !" I shouted.
Unicom mm looked down, put down his axes, and took a knife from the counter! Dark knife! Pale hands, dark knives!
"This is clearly Fu Hongxue ......" Said mobile mm.
"You only need to know ." China Unicom mm has been deceiving itself and is in close distance with mobile mm.
Sure enough, it was an inch short and one inch dangerous. This time, Unicom mm took the lead. The long gun of mobile mm was useless, and some were too stretched.
The two fought for more than one hundred rounds.
The battle was so fierce that I was afraid of being accidentally hurt by them, and I had the idea of escaping. I walked up to the door, and was about to execute Ling Bo to escape. Suddenly, a female with a front chest and a newspaper appeared in front of me. In a twinkling of an eye, a dark knife hangs in my throat.
"Where are you going ?" Unicom mm asked her to stare at me coldly.
"I ...... The last restroom ." I replied randomly.
"You can't go without a China Unicom SIM card ." She said.
"Can't I buy it ?" My voice trembled and I found money in my pocket.
"You want to buy mobile products !" The weapon in MM's hand has been replaced by a long sword, and she rushed over.
"I have bought all of them !" I can't stand it anymore.
"Hum, you can only select one, me, or her ?" Unicom mm said that the knife in his hand pushed me in my throat. I stared at the breast covered by the newspaper and did not know what to say.
"What do you want to do to customers ?" Mobile mm saw that I was made by Unicom mm and did not dare to come forward.
"Do not do anything, sell cards ." China Unicom mm proudly said.
"Mean !" Mobile mm abuse.
I dozed out five yuan and asked Unicom mm, "is it enough ?"
She did not see it. "The card fee is 50, the prepayment cost is 50, and a copy of the ID card is provided ."
If I say I have not enough money in my pocket at this time, I'm afraid my head will have to be moved immediately. If you want to go, you only have to pretend to be dead.
I suddenly felt soft throughout my body and reached China Unicom mm. Even though there were newspapers, my chest was still soft.
"What have you done with him ?" He shouted, "Why did he ?"
Unicom mm pushed me away, and I fell onto the ground like a mud stall. After two struggles, I could not move.
"I declare that I did not touch him. This kid is probably too timid and stunned ." Unicom mm said.
I opened my eyes and looked at them.
Mobile mm shook his body and his voice changed: "You, you are an animal, and you have harmed customers !"
"I said, I didn't touch him !" Unicom mm said.
"Do you know how important this person is to me !" Mobile mm angrily said, "If I can complete the sales task this month, it will be worse! If the task fails, the salary will be deducted !"
"Whoever cares about you, I also want to complete the task ." Unicom mm said coldly.
"Ah !" Move mm to dance a sword Flower. "I am sorry for you !"
As she jumped forward, the first move was the Kunlun school's "Yu broken kungang", followed by the "ghost" of the Kunlun School.
Obviously, China Unicom mm is not ready enough and has been forced to leave for several steps.
The third move of mobile mm was the "same life of Heaven and Earth" created by Yin liuxia of Wudang school. She only saw her face connecting to Unicom mm, and a sword was stabbed by her own threat.
"Ah !"
"Ah !"
Two mm calls at the same time.
Unicom mm was stabbed by this sword in the abdomen, blood suddenly rushed out, even the front of the newspaper was red.
And the mobile mm sword stabbed himself, and the clothes also oosed out blood.
"You ...... So cool ......" Unicom mm covered the abdominal wound, and the blood exceeded from her fingers.
"Know ...... You know what it is !" Mobile mm does not seem to be hurt.
"I won't ...... Won't let ...... Let your conspiracy succeed !" Unicom mm gave me a piece of his pants.
Legs, left legs exposed in front of my eyes, white dazzling.
I am wondering, I don't know what this is. She tied her leg to a wound in the abdomen.
The mobile MM also blew off one of its sleeves, and the lotus root right arm was displayed in front of me. She also wrapped her wounds.
China Unicom mm suddenly took out a dozen mobile phones from the counter and threw them to the mobile mm in the form of sky and rain. The Flying mobile phone has a strong internal force. I'm afraid there are not many people in the rivers and lakes who have such dark weapon skills.
The mobile mm was not in a panic, and she was able to call the flying mobile phone with a slight sword, but she was not hurt.
"You are ......" Unicom mm was surprised. "What is jianfa ?"
The mobile mm raised his head and shouted: "The Lone sword, the arrow !"
Ladies and gentlemen, they were playing very hard.
I still have a lingering fear.
Mobile mm uses an exclusive 9-inch sword to attack Unicom mm, and uses a dark knife to seek help.
The mobile mm has excellent skill in swords and techniques, and is not inferior to the UNICOM mm method in terms of speed. The two fought in and out.
I still crawled underground and pretended to be dead. No way. Who makes a martial arts master.
China Unicom mm one-knife to move mm shoulder. Mobile mm does not stick to the rules, and he directly picks up the contact mm to attack the enemy and has to save it.
Unicom mm rushed to attack each other to block the same-life attack. The mobile mm is not messy at all, and the Jianfeng turns around and stabbed the UNICOM mm chest. China Unicom's MM has no choice but to defend against such attacks.

They fought for hundreds of rounds.
I'm a little hungry. It's getting dark. If I don't go home, my mother will scold me. I can't think too much about it. I just stood up and ran out.
Just half a step out of the mobile phone market, a powerful invisible force came behind me, and suddenly I was as stuck as I was.
"Are you awake ?" It turns out that the mobile mm held me with internal force. No wonder this internal force is quite gentle.
"Hey, I'm hungry. Go home and have dinner first ." I said with caution.
"Buy me a card ." Mobile mm looked at me with eager eyes. I saw her covered in the dark, and her coat was stained with blood ......
"Not that cheap !" Unicom mm suddenly appeared, and she immediately flew in front of me, holding my pulse, and I could not move immediately.
"Thank you! I have an 80-year-old mother and a grandson who eats milk ......"
Mobile mm grabbed my left hand, Unicom mm grabbed my right hand, and the two men pulled me hard. I felt the whole body was being pulled into two pieces, so I had to shout out, "if you want to let me die, no card can be sold."
The call was really effective. They didn't pull it, but they all held my hand tightly for fear that I ran away, and the two looked at each other in anger.
"Two, don't fight ." I am doing ideological work.
"No nonsense !" The popularity of Unicom mm is no wonder that she is always unable to take advantage of mobile mm.
Suddenly, I felt the right half of my body was numb, and a overcast and cold Internal Force entered my right hand from the hand of Unicom mm.
Afterwards, the system hashed around and walked down the navel. the position on the top of JJ stayed for a while and rushed to the left half. when it reached the left hand side, MM was shocked, "You want to compete with me!"
Unicom mm does not answer a question. I only think that the chill on the right hand side is getting heavier and heavier, and the whole body is like falling into an ice hole. The mobile mm is not weak, and a warm internal force is injected from the left hand. The two internal forces are entangled in each other in my body, causing me to tremble for a while, and then it is hot and sweaty.
Please, can you please be gentle ." I'm panting.
I only felt uncomfortable. For a moment, it was a cold stream entering the body from the right hand, turning it around in the organs, and suddenly rushed to the left hand at a speed of 343 per second; for a moment, there will be a hot air entering from the left hand, And the limbs are a comfortable, but do not enjoy a few seconds, I feel that the chest is hot, and then shot to the right hand.
The two MM's heads are dripping with the big sweat of soy beans. They don't seem to be in a burning state at a glance.
I dare not act rashly. I have recorded in countless books that many of my incompetent Jianghu Xiao Xiaoxiao is a site where the two masters compete for internal force, and they have a lifetime of disability or even a whining.
The Internal Force entered by the two masters into my body is getting stronger and stronger. I only think that the upper part of the navel is like a blow-up.
"Ah !" I couldn't help shouting. Mm on both sides was a little surprised. It seemed that they wanted to take back the internal force, but the internal force poured into my body like a wild horse. Their faces turned from hate and anger to surprise and fear.
After about half a cigarette, I suddenly felt a sudden burst of evil forces in my body, and a bullet fired two mm.
"Ah ." They gave me a scream, and they sprayed my face with blood.
I wiped the blood on my face, and it was unlucky.
Let's look at two more mm, and they all fell onto the ground.
I did not dare to pass, just secretly watching them.
The first thing to do is to move the MM. She tried her best to hold the floor and wanted to stand up. She could not help her. She took half of it and fell down again. She looked at me with resentment.
Unicom mm is still a cool look, but she wants to be more honest and will never let me live again.
"Two heroes, you should not fight ." I'm tempted to say that.
"Cell phone ...... SIM card ...... Long live China Unicom ......" Unicom mm said the last sentence and then fainted.
I walked up to the mobile mm and she wanted to speak, but she couldn't speak. Just finger at one of my Bulging Pockets.
"Hero, I will give everything you want ."
"Hands, cell phones ......" She said with all her strength.
I quickly took out my cell phone and handed it to mobile mm. She looked at it carefully and suddenly laughed, "it's him! It turned out to be him !"
Stop breathing.
Unicom mm suddenly opened his eyes and moved his body with the last force. "Give me that ." She said.
I had to hand her the phone.
She also carefully looked at her cell phone and laughed, "Haha, not him, not him !" The body is awkward,
Fell to the body of the mobile mm and stopped breathing.
I was confused. I picked up two dead bodies that had not yet been cooled down, with a little left foot on the right foot, a little left on the right foot, a little right on the right foot on the left foot, and a little left on the right foot on the outskirts of the country.
I dug a hole and buried the two MMs.
Several days later, I found an expert and asked him what card should be used for my mobile phone.
He took his cell phone and looked at it and said:

"Bro, you're blind. This is a second-hand PHS and cannot use SIM cards ."