I'm pure, you don't know

The weather is good today. It is very windy and sunny. I have to go to work early in the morning.
I didn't take a bus. I thought it was too crowded because I was too crowded. I didn't drive a private car. The main reason was that we had a bad road condition. I was dizzy when I drank some wine yesterday, besides, I haven't bought it yet. I want to find the wind speed of the car that I ride at ordinary times. I just went back to the game for a long time. Yesterday I sold it to a foreign friend from Ethiopia who looks like my hair style, his bid is reasonable and he is not bullied by Tong Yi. His price per kilogram is at two corners, which is much higher than that of the general scrap iron purchase site.

In desperation, I had to transfer the imported bicycle from Germany. But to be honest, I do not know where the bicycle manufacturer that produces this "imported from Germany" brand is.
After all, I haven't been riding a bicycle for a long time. I just got on the bike and felt that I could still ride it. I couldn't walk two stops, and the more difficult I had to ride it. At last I felt like my chest was full of blood, when a heat stream was about to flow out, I got down the road wisely. When I got off the bus, I saw that the two wheels were useless. No wonder I couldn't go far with the skill of more than 20 years.
I threw my car to a roadside garage, and the stall owner looked at the car for a long time. He slowly said, "I have been here for decades ..... Look, this car needs repair!
I was in a hurry to go to work, and I had no time to work with him. After I spent an hour negotiating the repair cost, I hurried to go to work by bus.

Every time I squeeze a bus, I will make up my mind to care about family planning in China. Because I have more than one hundred and thirty catties, it is like a sea of waves when I squeeze a bus, you accidentally got on the bus.
Today is good luck. It's right to squeeze together with a sweaty woman, although she is not so arrogant, but her nose grows on both sides in the middle. At this moment, the beauty is desperately protecting her chest to avoid getting in touch with me. Unfortunately, the pressure in the carriage is relentless. If she is struggling, it is just crawling on my chest.
Recognize your destiny, beauty! Don't escape with fantasies. This is a huge secular pressure. Sometimes it can even combine people you never know. Don't struggle, I am also a handsome guy, in the crowd, you and I can meet each other, it is a great fate.
The gentle and fragrant hug did not last for a long time, because a guy next to me found us in this warm state.
Soon, a huge and continuous pressure came from the side, and I began to slowly leave the beauty, and the big man began to replace me. I'm in the fire, kiddie arrogant, want to occupy my position?
I was so noisy that I was so busy that I slowly squeezed into him. Apparently, he was taken aback and did not expect me to secretly resist the attack. His strength suddenly increased by three thirds, And he rushed to me.
I snorted, holding the handrails of the seat in my right hand, letting him squeeze again and again, and then glanced at him with a cold, cold, contemptible, and provocative view, I have never been merciless to this kind of color wolf who desperately wants to take advantage of the cheap price.
The fierce competition between me and the color wolf clearly shocked the beauty in my arms. She blushed and quickly glanced out the window. Suddenly she pulled the color Wolf and said softly: husband, let's get off!

The number of people in the carriage gradually decreases, and the red color on my face fades almost. A pupil suddenly stood up and politely said, "I'm coming soon. Please sit down with me!
My heart is comforting. The current quality of students is high. Although I never give up, we are the defeated generation in 1980s, but now our younger generation is strong!
I smiled at him gently and sat down with a bid. Almost all the people in the carriage were watching me. I was a bit puzzled, it may not be because the primary school students have given me a seat. Are you jealous when you stand?
Two seconds later, the driver picked up the microphone and said: Ask the young comrade to give a seat to the pregnant woman!
I looked back and found that a big belly girl was watching me while I was standing.
Look at the primary school students, students are at a loss to point to the big belly sister: I, I give it... Give it to her... ...
I stood up and slowly put on sunglasses, bent down, and said to the pupils kindly: children, do you know when you give up your seat?
When the car stopped, I looked at the Stop card and there were three other stops. I squeezed into a corner and started to close my eyes and nap. Maybe everything was my best choice.

In the haze, there was a burst of aroma. My eyes were wide open, and I was standing at me.
I sneered at you and thought about how beautiful you are, so there will be no more things today.
In a twinkling of an eye, a few energetic young people came up to squeeze my side, and they obviously found the beauty in front of them, one by one, so they were not happy.
A few minutes later, seeing that I was about to get to the station, the car suddenly experienced an emergency brake. All the passengers suddenly fell east and west, and a scream suddenly sounded: Who? Who touched me?
The girl in front looked angry and gave her hips and turned her head and stared at us.

A man on the left of me is opening his sleep and asking what is going on. I copied it. Just now I saw that you were eating cookies and suddenly cloned my actions? What is it about being a thief? On the rightmost side, the young man is holding the words in College English. Apparently, he hasn't realized what happened yet. You mean, just now, aren't you talking to your friends about online games? Want to hide your confusion? The middleware was still turning around without any trouble, Eldest Brother. It was just a sudden brake. Can you keep the inertia of this kind of action? Needless to say, you must have touched it! Would you say this brother is too outrageous? Looking at us one by one? What is so innocent? I don't believe it if it wasn't something you touched!
The girl's eyes swept away one by one, and each of us was very calm. When I swept the second time, I felt a little uncomfortable. What should I do? I am still a virgin. You don't feel this pretty girl staring at you? As a result, the girl turned her eyes to me, so she couldn't leave her head. Even though I was handsome, you couldn't stare at me so old. Others thought it was my touch, I am stunned! My face turned red. Oh, it turned red again!

"Smelly rogue !" With this sound of coquetry, a loud slap in the face of my face.
I cried with my face covered: I did not touch it!
Girl said angrily: You did not touch your blushing!
The people around me suddenly sent out "Oh ~~~~~~" .
A middle-aged man quietly told his daughter: in this society, some people don't look at people, but they are really nothing in their hearts. Please be careful!
An old mother-in-law quietly told her companion: Let me talk! I guess it's him when I see his knee!
Several young people around me were just walking away from me while laughing.
A fat man stood up and turned his sleeve and said to the driver, "Do I have to handle this?
A middle-aged woman looked at me and said to the fat man, "Search for him and see if he had stolen his wallet!
I am not doing well. I may have to become a disabled person if I don't run for a while, so I went underground while the door was still running.

As soon as I got off the bus, I opened my cell phone and dialed the number of the security guard in our community and shouted to him: Hello, Mr. Wang, right? Ah, did you see an Ethiopian man yesterday? Ah no, it's the old man who just collects waste products. Yes, it's him. You should pay attention to it for me. When you see him, you will tell him that the car I sold him yesterday will not be sold! I redeem it twice! I still ride a motorcycle from tomorrow!