If Red Hat and other Linux releases are all beautiful...

Article Title: If Red Hat and other Linux distributions are all beautiful women .... Linux is a technology channel of the IT lab in China. Includes basic categories such as desktop applications, Linux system management, kernel research, embedded systems, and open source.

What if every Linux is a woman? Including Red Hat, Fedora, CentOS, SUSE, openSUSE, Debian, Gentoo, Knoppix, Ubuntu, Linspire, LFS, and Slackware.

Chinabiue writes: What if every Linux is a woman? Including Red Hat, Fedora, CentOS, SUSE, openSUSE, Debian, Gentoo, Knoppix, Ubuntu, Linspire, LFS, and Slackware.

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If Red Hat is a woman...

Red Hat is the boss of the three sisters, and is the most arrogant. The other two are Fedora and CentOS. She claims to be rich. She does have a lot of business at home, but everyone knows that she does not have any money.

Red Hat has been plagued by psychological problems since childhood, and thus has a reputation. She had a problem dealing with her dependence, but she had a medication each year, almost a normal life.

 If Fedora is a woman...

Fedora is very much like her big sister, but she is trying to get rid of this image. As a result, she has recently become very fashionable and proud to be able to do what she cannot do. However, she still has some psychological problems.

If CentOS is a woman...

CentOS is very respectful to her big sister and Red Hat sister, but not as troubled by money and power as she is. As a matter of fact, she is as outstanding as her sister, and she has gained a lot of good jobs due to her sister's reputation in the mall, but she has a boyfriend with a lot of money, so she does not get any salary.

If SUSE is a woman...

SUSE is a German exchange student studying in the United States. It is in the same school as the Red Hat sisters. She was finally adopted by American families and traveled between the United States and Europe. She speaks English very well and is very polite (it seems a little exaggerated)

Because she was competing with the red hat in the same school, SUSE did a lot of things like the Red Hat, even though she was hiding all these eyes under the appearance. After all, she is well dressed and very fashionable.

If openSUSE is a woman...

OpenSUSE is an American-born little sister. Like her sister, if she wants to reduce her weight, but in fact she is healthier, everyone will like this little sister.

If Debian is a woman...

Debian is an outstanding ideal and smart woman. She spent most of her time studying and expanding her horizons. She is familiar with about 20 languages and will continue to learn more than 40. Because she only focused on self-cultivation and expanded her knowledge, she became a little nearsighted and ignored the world she was out. Her friends are happy to visit her house on a regular basis when she is free.

If Gentoo is a woman...

Gentoo is the first female member in her school Robot Club. She observed the lifestyle of many other girls and thought she could do better. She is an athlete and pays great attention to her diet. In fact, even if she does not support any creed, she is sometimes a vegetarian. Gentoo sometimes makes mistakes due to some code of conduct. If someone gets up before the last project is completed at three o'clock in the middle of the night and re-constructs the entire model from scratch, Gentoo will be involved.

However, even if it is a bit smart and forced, Eentoo looks good. She can wear any clothes, as long as you want to imagine, if you give her enough time and space for her to start from scratch. She has a successful social life, and her path to her home/subject lab is clear and easy to follow, if you like her habits.

If Knoppix is a woman...

Like her distant cousin SUSE, Knoppix was born in Germany. Unlike other girls, Knoppix does not know whether she has a home call. She spends most of her time traveling and stops only when she occasionally helps her friends in an emergency. She is versatile and plump-she can talk to almost anyone-but she is not suitable for long-term friends. She spoke slowly and did not like to sit down and communicate.

If Ubuntu is a woman...

Ubuntu is a very popular and attractive girl. She is the daughter of an African-American diplomat who advocates all over the world. She is one of the two beautiful and attractive sisters, and she is always so arrogant among them (her mother still does not know that she already has children ).

Ubuntu is Debian's niece. She traveled most of her childhood activities around the world. Since Ubuntu is big enough to take control of her own business, she and Debian must be separated, but they are more or less friendly (if Debian wants to criticize Ubuntu's lifestyle ).

Ubuntu spent a lot of time cultivating the foundation of her fans and working with her private secretary to increase her image and recognition among the masses. It's a bit like a commercial woman or a cultural innovator. To put it bluntly, Ubuntu is undoubtedly a rock star. If something is not as she imagined, she will argue, and she is used to taking her own path. Yes, she is a little bad, but she knows how to give everyone a good time, so even so, in the past she still won people's support.

If Linspire is a woman...

Linspire is a real woman like Prima Donna. She used to have another name, but once she was beaten up by the school bully after school, the bully accused her of using this name to benefit from his (vicious) popularity, finally, she had to give up that name. All the other girls in the school are angry with her way into the school through the waltz, and her attitude towards playing (how her thoughts change the world ).

Most of the time she was able to justify herself (or even once and again, she wouldn't let it be disclosed ), I want to persuade the whole school to join her club (her club was originally charged, but she found that people only play free functions ). Despite this, she still smiled at everyone and offered private courses for school interns.

If LFS is a woman...

LFS is a favorite among all women. In fact, most of what she asks is about others, not her own. They are real girlfriends of the same age. However, this does not make her look arrogant in any case, because for her, this is often more of a philosophical quality-always asking what you are thinking and why. Although you won't say she is a fashionable woman, she is knowledgeable. She enjoys staying in the library and drinking coffee (if you cook for her ). If Miss Gentoo has time, she and Miss LFS may become good friends.

If Slackware is a woman...

Slackware is the largest Linux woman. She can be an excellent candidate for the Doctor of Philosophy at the Ivy League school-she is undoubtedly as flexible as her young friend Gentoo-but not as ambitious as she is.

Slackware takes care of a family of children and loves life. She is not afraid of any latest fashion unless things require her to get out of the horse. She may be cheated by her husband. In fact, she is qualified to compare her slim and sexy body with any women present. She is so good that she doesn't even need to compare.