Interesting QQ Information

1. I am surfing the Internet. I am in love with the Internet. Is my childish thoughts cheated?
I am in love with the Internet. Have you invested in it? Have you got your feelings on the road?
I have invested in it. Have you met me?
I have met you. I regret it. Have my crush become a dinosaur?
I regret it. It's unfortunate. Is it a waste of emotional investment?
Bad luck. Do you want to die? Do you dare not access the internet in the future?

2. A woman is an angel with wings for love. When they come to the world, they will never go back to heaven. Therefore, men need to cherish it. I am also an angel, but when I land, I accidentally face the ground first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have an Angel Heart-kindness and benevolence.

3. Don't look at the materials. Check the chat!

4. Ugly family members, one meter or four meters *. Primary school culture, rural hukou. Three broken houses, one acre of thin land. Hot cooked stove, no wife. Throughout the year, Yao zhikou, surfing the Internet today, sharing his girlfriend, and joining hands on the road to the revolution ......

5. Female guoren can see the speech of sun and moon, which has severe astigmatism against the eyes of sun and moon.

6. I want to have a healthy and ordinary, fried tomato and eggs, and operate the washing machine. There may be some freckles on my face. I will blushing when I see it, A girl who knows how much soy sauce is and who will wipe my sweat when I carry the rice home. Is this a high requirement? If there is such a girl, then God, I pray you will give me one!

7. The dark night gave me black eyes, but I used it to seduce women.

8. The name of the person I love has the Lord; those who love me are terrible. Horizontal approval: destiny ......
I hope that the rain in my life will go through the sky, and everything will be as beautiful as a rainbow, as bright as the sun. I hope to find my own sky one day. Can have an eternal love, no worries, no helplessness, no regrets.

10. When I was young, my family was very poor and I had no money to buy a bicycle. I had to go to school every day. When I was in junior high school, my grades were too outstanding, and the school leaders left me to read for two more years.
After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the senior high school thought that I had a promising future, and I received 30 thousand more. When I was a senior high school student, the class teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so I had to leave school.

12. You don't listen again,
Do not understand,
Understanding and not doing anything,
Doing something wrong,
Wrong and not recognized,
Recognize and modify,
Not satisfied with the change,
Not to be satisfied.

13. I am very disgusted and highly contagious. Please chat with me accompanied by the ambulance staff to avoid the tragedy caused by the rescue. I am not responsible for all the consequences caused by the chat. (Note: After writing the above description, a group of curious and compassionate mm expressed concern for me)

14. This QQ personal instruction is for rent. this QQ is online for 20 hours every day, and there are countless people watching it. It can help your product expand its popularity on the Internet. You are welcome to negotiate and the price is reasonable (Note: No half of the products have been advertised to me, I can only lament: It's really hard to make money online this year)

16. A girl once asked me, "Are you a handsome guy ?" I am ashamed to say: "I am not" the girl slapped me two times, and then turned and ran away, leaving a sentence: "You lie !"

17. Doodle O wow! Let it go. My girlfriend is waiting for me...
╭ ═ ╮
Too many other users
Optional. O branch ○ no matter what the pressure is
Dislike. Do not appear as you like.
You are not here. I can select someone else.

10 * a girl once died for me. She said, "If you leave me alone, I will die! Later, another girl was willing to wait for my next life. She said: If you want to like you, please wait for the next life.

20. I cannot give you a cup of water when you are thirsty, even though it is all mine.

Second, sentiment is zero ice,
Friendship is a zero degree of water,
Maybe we are the best ice water mixture.
After they come together,
Warm up, will be bound, turned into friendship water;
Cooling down, will miss, generate love ice.
Not cold or hot, is the ambiguity of love and friendship.

II,
Fengji split Earth position Wang Hou male generation pingzhi not paid
Brother 100,000 launch macro industry signal sweep the enemy
When the horse hoolives, Jin Tang breaks the whip and points to the officials
Who said they would have the power to sit in the state?

Ii. No action!
● Marry me quickly: ● otherwise, you will be.
Commandid → commandid
What are you talking about?

○ O a woman cannot beat oo/Yao, the more he gets, the more he/she does. O ○-

2. Look out the window. If the branches shake gently in the wind, the people you love you;
Listen. If you can hear your own heartbeats, the people you love you;
Close your eyes. If there is a smile on your lips, the people you love you.

Ii. People know the ending from the beginning
We are not afraid of pain
-- We have met each other in a hurry, and our words are in a hurry.
After all this is done, I will not contact you again.
I'm not happy anymore.
This is definitely the case later.
-- This city has too many ambiguous feelings
But there is no use
As long as I agree to all seasons
-- Forgetting in order
Just a fake image

. If you are younger than 18 years old, please chat with me under the guidance of your parents.
② I am a non-professional chatbot. I do not have the obligation to actively greet myself; I do not have the obligation to actively seek topics.
③ Refuse to answer questions. If you do not reply, please stop all information consciously.
④ You have the right to interrupt your conversation at any time and include yourself in a stranger or blacklist.
[Note]: I have the right to final interpretation.

Let life be beautiful like summer,
Flowers and death like autumn leaves!
Dance in hell,
Death in heaven,
Live in world,
Love in dream!

Even "Happiness is itching, but unfortunately it is itching, but it cannot be scratched, unfortunately, for a long time, the soul and the body have not been able to feel that silly itch."

Sany, from now on, you only hurt me, you want to pet me, you can't lie to me, promise me to do everything, and say everything to me with sincerity, do not bully me, scold me, believe me, others bully me, you want to help me in the first time, I am happy, you will be happy with me, I am not happy, you will make me happy, always think that I am the most beautiful, in my dream ......

Third, I always thought that it would be useless if someone else could not find me if I was invisible. A man like me, wherever I was, was like a firefly in the dark, clear enough to stand out. my melancholy eyes, the fire of the gods and the roar of ice, the cup of-Year-Old Martell and the toothpicks that my brother-in-mouth gave me were all sold out! Alas! Stunned !!!

3. Rebellion + arrogance + laissez-faire = my personality
Cigarettes + alcohol + network = my life
Cold Blood + stubborn + reality = My attitude

March 4. Company Commander !!! You lied to me. There was glue on both sides of the package !! ---***

Three five, romantic and romantic, people do not romantic waste white head.

Wild flowers and herbs need to be picked directly, and the flowers are collected in red and green together.

Sat. I am jeehe, and you are in the afternoon.

Sanqi wants to be a small employee, make some money, and then marry a common girl who is not beautiful or ugly, and give birth to two children at will. The gentleman girl has a new boy. When my daughter gets married and her son is able to stand alone, he will retire and live a leisurely life of chess and go every day. Then, before my wife dies, how nice it is to die!

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