Interesting QQ offline reply

There are some QQ off-line automatic response is very interesting, we extract some representative to see. If you like, you can also copy it to your offline auto reply.

1, you have the right to remain silent, everything you say will be recorded as a record. You can ask for a proxy server if the network will not be available for you to assign one.

2, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss of the task is always everyday do not finish, you want to ask me when will be online, I say basically this difficult.

3, I am the QQ automatic answering machine My master went to eat, you have what words can say to me.

4, not I ignore you, but time is hard to resist!

5. Don't worry, I'll talk with you when I'm done. Not in vain, not in the end you want to find me can not find. If you and I have a previous agreement, please wait a moment, see not scattered!

6, I am the blue shark Dog, the blue shark is not here, he will be back in a moment, if you like, I can chat with you for a while!

7, this is my casual leave, but caused us to miss the regret. So I forgot to eat, can not sleep, so I lonely hurried back.

8, I'm sorry, you sent over or garbled, send it again, OK?

9, you use the OICQ version is not registered. You can continue to use the software, but will mask the ability to send short messages. Support domestic software, please register your new version!

10, because the work of the relationship, has faced countless friends call can not respond, the most painful thing is this. If give me a chance, I will say three words: I leave. If you must give these three words to add a deadline, I hope is: a moment!

11, you really want to find me, if you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, how can I not reply you? You're not really looking for me, are you? Do you really want to see me?

12, I always hand is too soft, heart softer, no topic to accompany you Kan. On the machine is always simple, the machine is too difficult, now sleep, no longer reluctant.

13, chat honest and valuable, the net price is higher. If you are sleeping, both can be tossed!:-0 Zzzz

14, after the advertisement, right back!

15, the Internet does not chat, gas alive Immortal!

16, what you just said, I did not see clearly, please say it again!

17, I am not in the Qing, the Qing in my no trace. What is the edge of the world? Teach you me hard to meet?

18, sorry, recess, next class Talk!