Internet funny buzzwords

1. The highest level of self-help: Help the wall into, help the wall out.
2. Prerequisites for getting married: You have a car and a house, and you have money and a career.
3. No money, no right. No more. You can contact me?
4. Take a newspaper and go to the toilet. I am a reader.
5. Google hundreds of times.
6. A woman must be nice to herself. Once exhausted, there will be other female spending your money, living in your room, sleeping in your husband, hitting your baby!
7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ......
8. Grow a steamed stuffed bun.
9. When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
10. Grandpa came from his grandson ......
11. Dear God, have you made the same room in summer and winter? This cool weather!
12. The birds are big enough for any forest!
13. I heard that women are like clothes and siblings. In retrospect, we have been naked for more than 20 years!
14. Be afraid of enemies like tigers, and be afraid of teammates like pig.
15. Summer is not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink anything in the northwest ......
16. as you go!
17. Huai CAI is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
18. Don't contact me if you have nothing to do.
19. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.
20. Exercise your muscles to prevent them from being beaten!
21. The reason why angels fly is that they see themselves very light ......
22. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ......
23. It's a strange thing to hug. You can't see each other's faces when you're close to each other.
24. You cannot take care of your individual life!
25. When you wear a wedding dress of love, I also wear a monk's wedding dress ......
26. Actually, I am a genius. Unfortunately, I am jealous of talents!
27. Please do not speak English in front of me in the future. OK?
28. How far is your mind? How far is it!
29. A man's lie can lie to a woman overnight. A woman's lie can lie to a man's life!
30. For a long time, no one has made the cowhide so fresh and vulgar!
31. Is money really so important to you, boss? After talking about it for more than three hours, I don't pay a cent?
32. Why are you so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!
33. When I woke up, it was dark.
34. If I have been a manager of the personnel department, the first thing I should do is to promote myself as a boss.
35. I lose weight every day except for my meals. Do you still say that I have no perseverance?
36. water can carry boats and porridge.
37. I bought a computer and couldn't get broadband. It's like I had prepared wine and meat but became a monk before dinner.
38. As long as you dare to die, I will dare to bury it!
39. Are people not smart, and dare to learn bald people?
40. There is an old saying that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will never live ......
41. If you don't even care about me, I will become a dog ......
42. Being Born, easy; active, easy; living, not easy.
43. I won't say anything if I killed you.
44. Money can solve none of the problems.
45. After reading books for more than ten years, it's better to remember kindergarten!
46. I believe even advertisements. Is it silly to read books?
47. It is easy to quit smoking. It is too difficult to quit you!
48. How can I lose weight if I am not full?
49. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.
50. My old mother-in-law on the bridge sold Pepsi. How did you tell me to forget you?
51. Early birds have insects, and early worms are eaten by birds.
52. If I became an Emperor, you must be the prince.
53. As long as the hoe dance is good, how can I dig a corner?
54. My clothes are thin again!
55. My girlfriend's mobile phone name is "he". After breaking up, I changed to "it ".
56. contraceptive effect: an adult is unsuccessful.
57. I am different from you, because I am a person.
58. I asked how worried I could be, just like a group of eunuchs on qinglou.
59. I really want to hear from your grandfather: "Dad !"
60. I drink water only pure water, and milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple ......