1. When a man is in love, what a man says is perfect for a woman. After getting married, what a woman says to a man is 'thd'
2. When you fall in love, a man is like a clockwork table that keeps turning around a woman. After getting married, a woman is like a clock, hitting a man every hour.
3. In love, men and women are near each other. After marriage, men and women are near each other.
4. The old saying is: I have known each other for three days, fell in love for three months, had a quarrel for three years, and endured for 30 years.
5. When you fall in love, a female is like an advertisement, which always seduce a man's desire to buy. After getting married, a female looks like a commodity and finds that it is not as good as advertised.
6. If you want to listen to good words, you can fall in love. If you want to hear the truth, you can get married. If you love the former, you will love the latter, and you will love the latter.
7. When you want to drink water, it seems that you can drink the whole ocean-this is lovesickness in love; if you really drink it, you can only drink two cups at best-this is the day after marriage.
8. Marriage is a judge. When one party is sentenced to life imprisonment, the other party becomes a guard. Marriage is a poet, but the wind and snow in his pen have changed to firewood. Marriage is a thief who steals the love of two people from the bottom of their hearts.
9. before marriage, a man is a language house. He is always fond of talking to a woman without saying anything. After marriage, a man is a thinker. He always says nothing to a woman, for fear that he will be taken away.
10. before marriage, the greatest enemy of men is money. To satisfy the requirements of women, they are not spared. after marriage, the greatest enemy of men is the desire of women to consume. In order to steal a few private money, at the risk of drowning by a woman's saliva.
11. before marriage, a man always thinks how nice it would be if she would marry me tomorrow. After marriage, a man prayed every day, and if she had been on a business trip every day.
12. What a man loves most before marriage is: I love you. After marriage, a man often asks himself: I love her?
13. before marriage, a man wishes to be a beautiful handkerchief and dry his tears when a woman is sad. After marriage, a man wishes to be a plug-in, when a woman is nagging, she can block her mouth.
14. before marriage, a man is a pub dog, and a woman does not need to take the lead. After marriage, a man is a pub dog. How can a woman take the lead, he does not want to go.
15. before marriage, in the eyes of a man, a woman is a bottle of wine. After marriage, in the eyes of a man, a woman is a barbell.
16. before marriage, men are most afraid that women will not take care of themselves. After marriage, men are most afraid that women will be entangled in themselves.
17. before marriage, men wish to spend Valentine's Day every day. They can do their best to be romantic and be diligent. After marriage, men hope to abolish Valentine's day forever, and they can rest assured that they don't have to worry about anything.
18. A man is like a diploma. After a great deal of effort, he finally got it. However, you don't know how to use it.
19. Marriage is like a book. The cover is art and the book is inside.
20. Men are cars and women are gas stations. But when a woman gets married, it becomes a man's toll station.