Java 20 anniversary of me and the seven-year itch of Java

My seven-year itch with Java

----Java 20 Anniversary essay

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Java, this has been 20 peach years of age. I was with her seven years ago, and that year she was in cardamom, I afar have six. We have been from the acquaintance to the past seven winter and summer, all said seven years itch, value csdn java 20 years of the call, I also want to say about our seven years, itch from where:

Seven years ago, I and Java she had not met, hastily thought she was part of it, then for me it and the entertainment circle is the same, mysterious and distant. I was doing sales work, every week to travel abroad, often buy some magazines and newspapers to send traffic, such as tea, fashion bazaar and other fashion magazines, Buy a computer newspaper every week. To buy fashion magazines is to pass the time, buy a computer newspaper is completely a hobby and longing. The many articles in the computer newspaper tell the truth actually I did not read, because to me it is only the upper level of the martial arts can be reading, the Java is already a collection of thousands of spoil, released 6.0, Often in the computer newspaper to see a Java-related article, that is when I know that there is Java, that stage I often dream, the dream of Java into a female star and I shouted together "Purple xia tips, beginners." Sunflower Treasure Book, the pinnacle of ". Visible at that time I have a preliminary impression of Java, I think as long as with her, you can walk in the IT circle. Then out of the yearning for the lake I quit the sales work, entered a software training school, I remember that year I 26,java13, That year I also clear remember that my friends know that I quit my job is to go into the IT circle, said I have started to go mad.

Six years ago, I met with Java, through a year, 1.1 points and her close, but also just dare to pull her small hands, because I feel I do not know her, and her contact is very tense, for,while dare not lightly nested, for fear of self-confused, but the first love is always warm and unrestrained, she said to come, Come rough, let me overwhelmed, her hundred change Gongfu also put my whole hooded, such as interface, generics, inheritance, polymorphism, threading, encapsulation, mode, frame, hands hurt people, strokes, I almost overwhelmed, this year I also listen to her told me a lot about her story, born on May 23, 1995, 96 to do more than 80,000 Web pages, 97 to know 100,000 people, too cow, and now want to my IQ at that time must have told her to be below zero, I do not know is not drooling to hear her talk about her experience. What a sad year.

Five years ago, our relationship took another step, at this time dare to secretly pull her hand in the park for a walk, because I can use Java to write relatively simple programs, such as calculators, but in public still very shy, still dare not really say we are a pair, she can manage the Boeing Company, can handle the Amazon orders, Can let the Rockets fly in space, but also help me to see the mother of the family, then I was too small, she has completely conquered me, I will not easily say I can control her. But this year, our relationship developed very well, I also found her a lot of other advantages, such as approachable, and found that she is actually like a female man, A lot of everyday things can be done, such as dealing with the album on the computer, this year I really fell in love with her, I do not know what she thought of me at that time.

Four years ago, that was a very important year, I graduated from the training school, to see the time of parents, very nervous, although through two years I get along, I and Java relationship is very good, but this time who's heart does not drum it. After two rounds of interviews, I went to an outsourcing company to Japan, and I found out that Java She is not my imagination so gentle, incredibly not everything to take care of me, such as she never and I mentioned SVN do what, ant how to use, not all Web containers are using Tomcat, database is not exclusively SQL Server, And even one day I found out that she could manipulate Word and Excel, I was so angry that he kept so much, humiliated me at the table with my parents. I was furious, almost did not cut her in person, but she is too strong, I actually did not show out angry, actually is not that guts, endure, So humble to this year, the foundation, may be she really can't see, the company boss in front of me a few words, the end of the boss actually said I this year performance is very good, really strange, on what reasoning go?

Three years ago, we moved, I resigned in that outsourcing company, I took her, my Java, came to a foreign company, here we spent more than two years of happy time, during which she gave me a lot of lessons, but also, who women do not give a man class, these lessons speak very abstruse, is not a compliment, Like what the ClassLoader does, what happens to the JVM if it works, what does spring and hibernate do, wow, I was shocked, and she had so much martial arts skills. And walked three years, three years, but also a short time, she also changed, Her husband's family for a variety of reasons sold to a name called Oracle, the deep pockets of a person, because Oracle is not friendly to the Java community, Apache also threatened to quit JCP, she can not change it? I'm not sure if this Oracle is like a child to her, I'm quite worried.

Last year, we moved again, yes, I still carry her, I came to a small company, although not small, but very comfortable, but I have a problem, in fact, my question very early appeared, but she did not notice, I was called JavaScript and a call Nodejs small three the whole crowd wild three road, I heard that recently a call go is also very merry, who will not be tempted? Just when I am not happy, this Java, really ruthless, and gave me a big move, he wore a gorgeous coat called Android, English Android, the streets, and pulled me to her side, let me down on the ground and defeated in her pomegranate skirt, hey, The ancients cloud tyranny fierce in tiger, in my This is Java fierce in Tiger, want to escape also escaped.

This is my seven-year-old Java itch, on the occasion of my Java 20 anniversary Happy Birthday, love you.

Zhou Xiao Hu

Java 20 anniversary of me and the seven-year itch of Java