Joke 1)

1. No one is worthy of your tears, but those who are worthy of your tears will not make you cry
2. I am in the rivers and lakes, but there are no legends about me!
3. One of the most "damaging" people now is: "You are really TMD Chen shui-bian.
4. I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the man's mouth!
5. How handsome is a man? Can I use my face to swipe my card at a bank?
6. The only difference between me and Superman is that I put my underpants in it!
7. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I cannot find a way out.
8. Timid pseudo-gentlemen refer to white as gray; bold pseudo-gentlemen refer to black as gray. The most successful option of reversing black and white is not reversing black and white, but not black and white.
9. What's terrible about dummies is not that stupid, but that they are smart.
10. the beauty of learning lies in confusing people. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to be derailed. The beauty of women lies in being stupid, without complaints or regrets. The beauty of men lies in talking nonsense.
11. Don't be afraid of being used.
12. Sometimes, we are grateful to others for their kindness and benefits, but we turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones for a lifetime.
13. Don't look at me, I take you as a bandit, don't look at me not fat, I take you as a stick.
14. I don't care whether you have money or not. I only care about whether you have a future.
15. A long accumulation may lead to an outbreak. A long outbreak may also lead to a crash.
16. Be polite, give a sense to the bottom, and give a sense to the same level.
17. The head of the gun also had a split.
18. shangxiao Tiao, xianxiaodi Li, xiao'er Pediatrics, Zhiyin and Yang, understands gossip, operates in strategizing, and makes decisions thousands of miles away.
19. Xuan Wu behind the skull and right Bai Hu on the left.
20. The explanation is cover-up, and the disguise is story-making.
21. Let's look at the green mountains and rivers, and close to the chi fracturing mouth.
22. Without knowing it, the time is in a hurry, and life is always in regret.
23. In fact, many people say that I am like Yan chaowei, and I don't want to admit it because I think I want to make a special person, and I still think I look like Mu Cun Tuo Zai.
24. Only at the top of the hill can we find that the wrong road and the right road are just a few steps away.
25. I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's your mouth. I have more bridges than you have ever traveled? That's why you're so lazy.
26. The happy viewer sees the opportunity in the disaster, and the sorrowful sees the disaster in the opportunity.
27. Angry people punish themselves with others' mistakes.
28. In this world, I only believe in two people. One is me, and the other is not you.
29. Life is really fucking fun, because life is always playing with me.
30. Take the path of others and leave others alone!
31. The leaves are left because of the pursuit of the wind or the lack of tree retention.
32. Some people do not understand things like this. If you don't fuck, they don't know that you are his father.
33. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.
34. Buddha said: "The first time I looked back in my past life, I passed this life ". I would rather use an afterlife to get my 500 million reviews in this life.
35. What do I take to death your lover ...... Real sports car
36. The dark night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to turn white.
37. The Internet is like a prison. I had stolen a wallet and learned everything when I went out.
38. God has cheated everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth, so Buddha said: "I do not go to hell. Who is going to hell ?"
39. Angels fly because they see themselves very light ......
40. No one is afraid of death. No one is afraid of death!
41. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!
42. Do not speak English in front of me in the future. OK?
43. If I were a girl, I fell in love with me ......
44. I thought I was decadent and I was decommissioned!
45. Why is there? The sage replied: waste.
46. I cannot give you happiness, but it can give you comfort!
47. How far is your mind? How far is it!
48. If you are not afraid of a rogue, you are afraid that the rogue will have a culture ......
49. I love you! What do you do?
50. Teacher too! You have taken the lead!
51. Yours is mine, mine is mine!
52. chatting is very valuable, and the network price is higher. If you are sleeping, both of them can be discarded.
53. A man's lie can lie to a woman overnight. A woman's lie can lie to a man's life!
54. The promise is just like "Fuck Ni Mom", which is often said to be hard to get!
55. My lover calls me a third party!
56. People are not so miserable!
57. When I was young, my family was very poor and I had no money to buy a bicycle. I had to go to school every day. When I was in junior high school, my grades were too outstanding, and the school leaders left me to read for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the senior high school thought that I had a promising future, and I received 30 thousand more. When I was a senior high school student, the class teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so I had to leave school.