Jokes about testers abroad
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Joke (1)
AQ: How many software testers are required to replace a light bulb? A: No, because the software tester only notices that the room is black. The tester is not responsible for fixing the problem. They only find the problem.
BQ: How many programmers need to change a light bulb? A: What is the problem? The light bulb on my desk is good! Or a: No. It's a hardware problem...
CQ: How many online merchants need to change a light bulb? A: They will tell you the answer in a $47 ebook.
Joke (2)Optimistic, the glass is half full. Sadly, the glass is half empty. For good testers, the glass is twice what it needs.
Joke (4)There was a software tester with extraordinary talent in finding bugs. After serving the company for many years, he was very happy to retire. A few years later, the company contacted him for a seemingly impossible problem in a few pounds of application. The company tried all the methods and used all the people to find the problem, but the fault happened again and again. In desperation, they remembered the retired software tester who had previously solved many of these problems. Software testers reluctantly accept this challenge. He spent a day studying the application and finally wrote down the steps to accurately reproduce the problem and said, "That's where your problem is ". The bug has been fixed. The company also received a check from the software tester asking for $50,000. They asked for a detailed list of charges. A brief response from the software Tester: A bug report charges $1. Know what you want to submit for $49,000.
Joke (5)Two software testers walked into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they took out a sandwich from their briefcase and started to eat it. Then the shopkeeper immediately walked over and told them, "You cannot eat your own sandwiches here ". The two testers looked at each other, shrugged, and exchanged sandwiches to continue eating.
Joke (6)A project manager is a person who thinks that nine women can have one child within one month. A developer is a person who thinks it takes 18 months to give birth to a child. The on-site coordinator is a person who thinks a woman can give birth to a child within a month. The customer is a person who does not know why she wants a child. A marketing manager is a person who thinks that he can give birth to a child even if there are no men or women. The resource optimization Group believes that they do not need men and women. They can create a child with zero resources. The document team believes that they do not need to worry about whether they can give birth to children. They only need to prepare documents for nine months. The quality reviewer is a person who never liked the child manufacturing process. The tester is a person who always tells his wife that the child is not the right one.
Joke (7)A group of managers receive a task to measure the height of the flagpole. So they took the ladder and tape measure to the flagpole. But they fell down the ladder, and the tape also fell-a mess at the scene. Then a tester went there and learned what they wanted to do. Then they came over, pulled out the flagpole, flattened it on the ground, and measured the length of the flagpole from start to end, after giving the result to one of the managers, the manager leaves. After the tester left, a manager turned his head and smiled at the other manager and said, "That was not a tester just now? We want the height, but he gives me the length ."
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