[Jokes] The difference between male and female after physiological hair

Source: Internet
Author: User
Girls
A: Yes, you have your hair cut.
B: Yes, my boyfriend is here today.
A: it's beautiful.
B: Yes, I'm not satisfied.
A: Pretty good, you see you keep this kind of hair is very good, I will not
B: No, you can try.
A: I can't. My face is too round.
B: Well, why don't you try thin face cream? Pretty good, so.
A: I've tried, and I can't.
B: Then you use the * *, heard that the effect is still good
A: The brand of Xiao Li has been used, no effect
B: How beautiful The face of Xiao Li is. What's with the thin face cream?
A: Yes, I think she looks beautiful. Special like * * *
B: Oh, that's right. I heard that * * * took a new TV show, you read it.
A: I've heard about it, but I've never found a place to go down. How. You're down.
B: No, but my boyfriend brought it to me.
A: Look, how good your boyfriend is to you. My boyfriend can be half as good as he is.
B: Your boyfriend is also good, that time you caught a cold to see him busy.
A: what ah. It's not because of him that I have a cold. Could you catch a cold if you didn't accompany him to buy a movie ticket?
B: Oh, what movie did you watch?
A: Is * * * uninteresting. But starring * * is still very handsome.
B: * *. Oh, that's the one who plays the * * * *.
A: That is, he actually acting generally, is that the eyes are particularly charming.
B: Well, the hairstyle is also very good. When I do my hair, I see a person's hair.
A: Yes ... What did you do in there? That's a hard haircut, and I'll have my boyfriend make one.
B: I did it in * * cuts.
A: Oh, it's the one on the edge.
B: Yes. There is a boy who is handsome, that is, he will.
A: You're talking about a long, like, * * *.
B: Well.
A: I also notice him for a long time, did not expect to craft so good.
B: Yes, my boyfriend has been a long while, I went down to pick him up.
A: All right. Vain.
B: In vain.

Boys
A: Yes, shaved.
B: Oh, it's shaved.
A: it sucks.
B: Roll.

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