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Sorted out the 100 witty answer, in these god reply, you can deeply feel the Chinese culture of the Bo Big, not, profound ...

1.

Q: What is the most ray of confession you have received?

Friend: Chengdongdong

Do my girlfriend can do, OK, no, I'll try to find a way.

2.

Q: "Late to the day to snow, can drink a cup without", how to reply more domineering?

Known Friends: drum drum

The driver was on a line of wine and loved two tears.

3.

Q: What are the elegant names of "roll sheets"?

Known Friends: Anonymous users

Tibau of the hand.

4.

Q: Why do Chinese people like to make costume films so much?

Friend: Magasa

The biggest problem facing sci-fi films is whether the party leader should be in the future.

5.

Q: What is ambiguous?

Friends: Garden Little Handsome

ambiguous = Love Day not Day

6.

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?

Friend: James Swineson

Chinese name has a habit: in fact, what is missing, must be in the name of the complement, the five elements of a complete line.

7.

Q: A beautiful woman eating candied fruit, how to ask her to believe that I do not come to chat but want to know where candied fruit bought?

Friend: Machanchan

"Beautiful, hello, you are really beautiful, far away to see you, just want to come and say hello to you ..." Well, I'd like to inquire, where did you get the candied fruit you ate? "

8.

Q: In the martial arts world, what should I pay attention to opening a inn?

Friend: Uncle Wang

Wall stickers: to play.

9.

Q: If the customer put PPT when suddenly pop out indecent pictures, how to do?

Friend: Liu Yankun

Silence half rang, and then asked: "Everybody still sleepy?—— not sleepy we continue ... ”

10.

Q: What is the mentality of "taking a good hand and playing with your grandson"?

Friend: Liu Yunxian

Because that's the way grandson plays. "Grandson Yue: Soldiers, paradox, so can not show." "The Art of War of Sun Tzu"

11.

Q: And not too familiar with the girl meal (there is the desire to pursue her), the woman proposed AA system, should not accept?

Friend: Negative Two

This time I please, next time you please.

12.

Q: 2000RMB want to go abroad for a poor tour to which country?

Friend: Anonymous

Qin. Lu Qi. Shu. Korea. Zheng Wei. Chu. Zhao. Yan Wu. Wait a minute.

13.

Q: How do I implicitly say "I've been bribed"?

Know: Icarus Ghost

I have a fair word ...

14.

Q: My girlfriend was pregnant after breaking up with her boyfriend, what should I do?

Friend: Anonymous

Who pollutes, who governs. Who develops, who protects.

15.

Q: My girlfriend allowed me to cheat, and also introduced her girlfriends to me. How do you understand her behavior in the premise that she really loves me?

Friend: Scottdong

Don't be fooled!!! Mac tells you, I can also install Windows Oh, but you really installed, will use high fever to revenge you!

16.

Q: What about Valentine's Day without a lover?

Friend: Ruah

Do you have to kill a couple before the Qingming festival? No, but.

17.

Q: Why do people say "women are always right"?

Known friends: Raymond Wang

This sentence reflects a lot of men are unreasonable to think that many women are unreasonable.

18.

Q: How to tease a boyfriend?

Friend: Anonymous

"Hubby, I'm sleepy."

"Well, you go to sleep first."

"That must be a kiss!"

"Good, Kiss, sleep." ”

"Husband hug!"

"Good, hug, go to sleep." ”

"Hubby, you shoot me!"

"Good, hubby patted you to sleep." ”

"Hubby, you tell me the story!"

“... Grass, you son of a. Come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, get your butt up! I'll tell you the story of the Old man stroller! "

19.

Q: Why have more and more criminal cases against teenage girls been happening since July 2014, when the fast-sowing has disappeared?

Friend: Big Blue little Blue

1978, I was born, China to celebrate my birth and reform and opening up. In 2008, I was married, and China held the Olympic Games to celebrate the event.

20.

Q: In which detail did you find your girlfriend cheating?

Friend: Sea Ma Chao

That day, she shook the quilt and said to show me a big change in the living.

21st.

Q: Why do girls have "body fragrance" while men do not?

Friend: Green Grass

The cosmetics are marinated and tasty →_→

22.

Q: What is warm man?

Known Friends: Anonymous users

Cloud Spare tire.

23.

Q: How many of my peers have been married and have children, and what impact do you have?

Known Friends: Anonymous users

I have no influence on my mother, the impact on my mom is relatively large.

24.

Q: Do men value women's body, face or mind?

Known Friends: Anonymous users

The face and figure determine whether I want to know her mind. Thought decided whether I would vote down her face and figure.

25.

Q: "Who, the hand of my hands, the convergence of my discovers madness" mean?

Friend: Ben Lala

I'm sick, who has medicine!

26.

Q: What does a woman think is nice, but a man doesn't agree?

Friend: Frank

Other men.

27.

Q: Have you ever seen the most adorable/most creative/most philosophical self (a word) introduction?

Friend: Tianqi

Three simple yet extremely strong passions dominate my life. That is the desire for the force, for the pursuit of forced and the pain of the stupid heart of mercy.

28.

Q: What do you think of your girlfriend's blue face?

Known Friends: Anonymous users

Lan yan, add yellow to green.

29.

Q: How to express anger gracefully?

Friend: Alpee

Use the middle finger to push the glasses.

30.

Q: How to spit a movie sucks?

Know friend: Liria Jing

There are 17 rows of seats in the studio, 32 seats per row, 48 lights on the ceiling, and a black dot in the lower left corner of the screen always appears, frequency is about 1 minutes 20 seconds.

31.

Q: How do you fight back "there are no old people in your family?" The sort of moral kidnapping?

Known friends: James Ding Male

My lord my milk has culture, the bus does not pinch, my younger brother my sister tutor good, not bear do not nonsense, my father people do not smoke, my mother does not shout, your family high-quality.

32.

Q: What are the laws that impress you and consider them instructive?

Friend: Tianqi

God's horse looks at the law of the face.

33.

Q: 100 days of breaking up, have not come out to do?

Friend: Han Zhongzhan

Replacing files is always more thorough than deleting files.

34.

Q: Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend?

Friend: Camen

There is no capital at first sight, and lack of conditions for a long life.

35.

Q: How is it Daniel made?

Friend: Justjavac

Remember the beginning of the company, the code is a mess, mistakes, Bugs repeatedly, not only the project manager scold me, other colleagues also complained to me. After listening to the introduction of friends, he reported a training course. After 1 months of hard study, finally Kung Fu is not a conscientious-they all scold me.

36.

Q: How to respond to "People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but ultimately do not understand the heart"?

Friend: Kenneth

You have 10 billion brain cells, but you think about the problem of no nutrition.

37.

Q: Is the first love used for practiced hand?

Friend: Wsivoky

Fart. Being single is used to practiced hand.

38.

Q: What is the use of a girlfriend?

Friend: Anya

Let your restless heart, chicken and don't know how to spend money have a warm landing.

39.

Q: How do boys answer girls "Why are you so good to me"?

Friend: Vvan

I salute you as a man.

40.

Q: What is the most wonderful advertising phrase in history?

Friend: Wanda St.

Garbage sorting, starting from me.

41.

Q: What does she mean when she has a Kleenex in her book?

Friend: Zzzwizard

It means that you are interesting to others.

42.

Q: How can I improve my girlfriend's IQ?

Friend: Zhaoyue

When she doesn't like you, the IQ is naturally higher.

43.

Q: Why do many girls think that the boys who can cook are very attractive?

Friend: Zianmingyu

Have an egg charm!! You think they're going to feel like a fat black guy with a arm sweaty chow mein? They just think it's attractive for handsome men to make dessert steaks with a smile on a spotless chef's gown.

44.

Q: Why do you always want to have sex with a girlfriend and all the boys do it? or Psycho?

Friend: Luxenius

Child, this impulse of yours is the source of mankind's endless life, and your GF's reserve is the cornerstone of human civilization.

45.

Q: Why did someone else chase you and you didn't?

Friends: Should the baby

Then you ask yourself, if you give your boyfriend to you, you either?

46.

Q: When a girl asks for six dollars to get home, how do you do it?

Friends: Zhu Toot Doodle

"People who go out with chalk usually don't have the best luck. ”

47.

Q: What is the difference between Southerners and Northerners playing DotA?

Friend: Wang Chao

One to winter, the southern level fell collectively.

48.

Q: What are the famous "brainwashed quotes" in history?

Friend: Anti-underwear position

For all Chinese, there is a four-word spell that can never be bypassed. As long as someone tells you these four words, you will be able to buy tickets to the most possessed, the most difficult to climb the most dangerous mountain, eat the most terrible restaurant meals the four words is: come.

49.

Q: My girlfriend sends a text message saying "I miss you", how should I return text messages?

Friend: Carpenter Bryan

hardheaded AH. She texted you, she texted you back?

50.

Q: What are the famous sayings about football?

Friend: Sharnodo

There is not much time left for the Chinese team.

51.

Q: Where does a woman's gentleness manifest itself?

Friend: Guo Nina

Quarrel and go out and buy a dish back.

52.

Q: The girl eats duck head, duck head salty girl suspicion

Friend: Cat is responsible for winter

Base friend wipe oil, oil thick base friend worry.

53.

Q: What are some of the reasons why some boys like poor-breast girls?

Friend: Vczh

You can bring your own.

54.

Q: The most famous show in history?

Known Friends: Ghost Wood

The beacon plays the princes.

55.

Q: Girlfriend said xx good handsome when how to go down to pick up Own话茬?

Friend: Anonymous

So what, girlfriend is not my beautiful.

56.

Q: Why do some people feel handsome/beautiful when they finish washing their hair after bathing?

Friend: millll

Because the brain is flooded.

57.

Q: What are some of the most powerful people or things you have encountered during your travels?

Friends: blindly

My mother, she won't let me go anywhere.

58.

Q: Does fitness cause a stop-through?

Known friends: Yong Cao

Depends on your relationship with the coach ...

59.

Q: Why should the demolition of "demolition" live in circles?

Friend: Anonymous

I was the demolition team, in fact, nothing to pay attention to, pure handy. The mood is good, I can also draw the mean shape.

60.

Q: How important is sex to men?

Friend: Want to shift

I'm not going to say beautiful words.-Don't come to this set, 30 years Hedong 30 years Hexi, who have not enough time to eat, waiting for you to Rulangshihu, sitting to suck the soil of the age, and then the man greedy thing.

61.

Q: What has made you crash?

Friends: Guo Dong

Talk to your girlfriend about the truth.

62.

Q: If the hen has thought, what will it think?

Friend: Lei Yao

Oh, my hen!

63.

Q: How do I gracefully propose rolling sheets?

Friend: zodiac207

There is an almost 300 million project that you need to help with.

64.

Q: Sister sent a book, on the title page wrote a section of Russian, what is the meaning?

Friend: Lin

Knowing the other person can not understand the other thing is to give confession.

65.

Q: What is the experience of having a very smart girlfriend?

Friends: Zhuge Liang

Call my girlfriend with a friend's cell phone, and when I'm through I haven't spoken, she knows it's called dear.

66.

Q: What is the compliment that makes you more awkward?

Friends: to follow Su Zijing

Oh, this lad, vain.

67.

Q: Why can't the library wear slippers?

Known friends: Ace en

In case the book licking the finger and reading to pick feet fight up.

68.

Q: In ancient mythology, why is Willow locust tree such a plant can be refined, and fruit and vegetables cannot be refined?

Friend: Po Xing Wei

I vowed to practice in the morning and stewed it at noon ...

69.

Q: Why do fish in the deep sea grow so special?

Friends: Xu Life

The deep sea in the dark, who can not see who, we will casually long ...

70.

Q: Let me thank you, give me empty joy, how to translate into English?

Friend: Wang Zeia

Fuck.

71.

Q: How can Qiyuxuanang's men go to the grocery market to avoid being asked for a high price?

Friend: Gozhong

It's useless, it's a dignified appearance tax.

72.

Q: Is it a waste of time to fall in love?

Known friends: Mu Peng

I love that will, laugh every day to sleep, laugh, a person walking, is also full of smiles, chatting with others, chatting and chatting can also pull my girlfriend there, a group of singles silently looked at me, now want to be too inconsiderate.

What is the time? Life is given to her, waste is wasted it:)

73.

Q: What should I do if my sister has a disagreement about the choice of films when she is watching movies?

Friend: Emileo

It seems that you really want to see a movie ...

74.

Q: When a girlfriend doesn't let you talk to her during a quarrel, and doesn't let you touch her, how do you do better?

Friend: Anonymous

Take a cup to the ground, to see if you can suppress her, if you do not, if not, go to the glass slag on a kneeling, finished.

75.

Q: The child asked, "Why do I do wrong adults can hit me, adults wrong I can not hit them" when should be how to answer?

Friend: Anonymous

Because you can't beat it, your adult will start to tell you the truth.

76.

Q: What is the feeling of falling in love with a lawyer?

Friend: Anonymous

Don't divorce, you can't even get panties.

77.

Q: Why can't I contact my ex-boyfriend?

Friend: Teenieweenie

The most useless four kinds of things in the world of feelings: the remorse after the breakup, the care after love, the high self-esteem, the kindness of the low EQ.

78.

Q: Should we abolish compulsory classical Chinese studies in primary and secondary schools?

Friend: Feng Quayau

Mathematics you think the practicality is limited, usually who will have nothing to solve a set of equations, buy vegetables, not to learn;

English you think the practicality is limited, usually who and foreigners speak, see the United States play have subtitles group, buy vegetables not on, do not learn;

Physics you feel that the practicality is limited, usually who is fine the few small slide pendulum to put, buy vegetables not on, do not learn;

Chemistry you think the practicality is limited, usually who tinker copper sulfate, buy food not to learn;

Classical Chinese you feel that the practicality is limited, usually who idle egg pain to see the ancient prose, buy vegetables not on, do not learn;

Then you tell me what is compulsory education, learn to buy food?

79.

Q: Why do girls always cover their mouths when they are confessed and asked to marry?

Known friends: Mu Peng

So that others can not see that they are talking about the OMG, or WTF.

Note: WTF is what the fuck, meaning: what the fuck.

80.

Q: Why does China rarely launch a foreign war of aggression?

Friend: Shenno

From the original Yellow River basin a small piece to now a big rooster is the charge to send?

81.

Q: What is the experience of having a daughter?

Known friends: Mei Yuan Bay

"Baby, I'm willing to give you everything in this world."

"I want to eat ice cream ~"

"No way!"

82.

Q: The girl out of Lin Micro because of the above sentence: Is Love, is warm, is the hope, you are the human April days. How to make the following sentence?

Friend: From Sini

Is he, is he, is he, young hero small.

83.

Q: What do I see when my roommate hits the plane?

Friend: Li Qianming

I can pretend to be invisible, or I can secretly miss.

84.

Q: Google Glass start command: Ok,glass, why the Chinese translation is the most appropriate?

Friend: Holyperry

All right, mirror brother.

85.

Q: Why women scold men is not good things, are the goat, while still like a man?

Friend: Go sniff

Really want to buy the people are pick, always boast good that is childcare.

86.

Q: What is it that makes you feel shocked by your ignorance?

Friend: Anonymous

When I was a small writer, I wrote a pen name, and I have always written "Chinese drawing pencils".

87.

Q: When my girlfriend and I go on a trip with other boys, what's the psychology of opening a room?

Friend: the ideal mushroom

You think green tea is the biggest feature of a prostitute is a prostitute, you are wrong, is actually green.

88.

Q: What should I say when a boy asks you what you like about me?

Friends: spoilage

Go straight to the past Ah, can occupy a lot of cheap, "I like you ... This, this, this, and this, and this point ... "

89.

Q: Why do people in the north have more direct and fierce personalities?

Friend: Liu Yang

In the cold, there is time to grind with you.

90.

Q: If love does not hold hands, do not kiss, do not go to bed, is not in love, love a person's performance really want these physical contact?

Friend: Suly Ann

Of course, otherwise why do you think "love" and "fertilization" look so much alike.

91.

Q: Boyfriend holiday two months do not actively contact me, how to teach?

Friend: in Budweiser

Everyone answered is too dark, what split the heart has never loved you or something like, everything to the good side.

I guess your boyfriend should be dead.

92.

Q: To love the girl confessed to be rejected, or like her, how to do?

Friend: Shao

Perhaps you have mistaken what is the confession, the confession should be the final victory when the horn, but should not be launched offensive bugle.

93.

Q: How about Lin's singing?

Friend: Hugo LEE

I wrote a large paragraph, such as Mellow, bel canto, Nature and other praise, and then found that you are not Linzhixuan, so silently deleted.

94.

Q: What is the worst thing you've ever done?

Friend: Bia Gao

I always slept with my mom when I was a kid.

95.

Q: What kind of experience is a breakup?

Friend: Han Zhixing

The teacher can only deny your grades, the boss can only deny your work.

But what about her, you deny the whole person.

Your industrious brave tall handsome, your erudite witty humor, to her all does not constitute the meaning; you carefully, carefully prepared gifts, secretly pondering a long time of the cold jokes, there is no egg use; you put your own good intentions and re-decoration, packaging gorgeous hands; she looked down, shrugged, It's not like I want it.

It's so easy to beat a man sometimes.

96.

Q: What are the words and deeds that reflect the low emotional quotient?

Known friends: St seeking Light

"Why are you always kicking me?"

97.

Q: Which Word can express a fast, precise meaning?

Friend: Anonymous

Biu

98.

Q: Girlfriend is brain residue what to do?

Friend: Ding

In accordance with the relevant regulations, knowing that a woman is a mental patient or a person with dementia (degree of seriousness), and that it has sex, no matter what means should be punished by rape.

99.

Q: What is the most beautiful boy you have ever seen?

Friends: Recently annoying

Height 170-185cm, body weight 56-75kg, body symmetry, gentle personality, Smile sunshine, Standard Mandarin, hairstyle refreshing, occasionally drink, do not smoke, do not love bubble bar. Will cook, there is sentiment, will make small romantic, have patience, have filial piety, have love, have sense of responsibility, have ambition, manners, do not speak dirty words, modesty, cautious, sedate, generous. Not about guns, not good at talking with girls, but the love of loyalty, have to play.

This kind of boy is basically a spare tire.

100.

Q: Smauger is not the most powerful dragon in all movies?

Friend: Anonymous

It's this one.

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