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Onion News: Good, a couple of dogs and men!

Because of some irreconcilable factors, onion News column Now stop updating, thank you for more than two years to hundreds of period of accompany, the margin to do so, each take care!

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Originally, the above text is today's April Fool's only content, and later I was counseling, although I have never been a serious person, but some jokes really can't afford to open. Because most of the people in the world still live very seriously.

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It is probably a flock together of birds, onions around a lot of people open jokes no side.

The old king and Juan Son went to the hospital to see the ear and nose, passing through obstetrics and Gynecology, Juan son of the old Wang hand a patter to shout "No, children I do not abort!" ”

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Suddenly all kinds of angry eyes to Lao Wang, next to an old man also tremble trembling try to teach Lao Wang with crutches. Lao Wang is not a vegetarian, then, clapped, the two goods roar loudly: "Not my course to abort!" ”...... Finally, two people in the contempt of the eyes of all the dingy fled.

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Lao Wang said that couples live a bit of fun is necessary, but sometimes Juan's desire to act is too strong.

She knew her for years without buying flowers, and that day she went out shopping by the name of her early work. Deliberately late, from behind the cut from the back to think very handsome flowers sent to her hand, the original thought of a lot of bridges, such as moving tears, ecstatic and so on. Never thought, that goods leng a burst, then make shy like: "All have got the eldest brother so expense, really embarrassed ..."

Brother, are you proposing or Shangfen?

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Lao Wang said that before the two people together, feel divided minutes in the acting. Wake up in the morning, Lao Wang does not love to talk to Juan Son. Juan asked Lao Wang: do what?!

Lao Wang said: I am dead.

Juan asked: How can I open my eyes?

Lao Wang said: his grave!

Juan asked: "Then why still panting?"

Lao Wang said: Swallow this tone!

This is the Acting!!!!

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Old wangte like to share his and Juan's things with me, often consciously or unconsciously in my current show superior. Every time I see his kind of not good, all hate to think well women are dog day ...

A lot of girls you think you can't catch, in fact, there is no one chasing, many boys you can not see, in fact, have a girlfriend.

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Once I went to them to play, I saw Lao Wang to eat the apples to Juan. I asked him: "You will not give your daughter-in-law to take another AH?" Lao Wang came to a sentence: "Daughter-in-law does not love to eat skin, I just for her to eat the skin." Then Juan said silently, "you next time to chew thin point ..."

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I always thought Lao Wang and Juan will be like a radiant and gray wolf, bear bears two with a bald-headed strong, do not abandon forever play down. But like many legendary love stories, they finally can't be together. Lao Wang said, life is not a dog blood play, the plot will not follow your thoughts.

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One day, we will realize that we are not the protagonist of the world.

There is always a lot of misunderstanding in life, you think you are the boss in the game, but then you find yourself only to be brush experience of the small strange (still not the elite), a AOE can sweep a piece of the kind.

Really, little girl, she's a good muscle trainer.

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After a long time, I asked Lao Wang why the end of the breakup, is not your body what is wrong? You like a man? There's a different woman out there?

I was found by my girlfriend and a small three.

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Lao Wang sucked a puff of smoke, looked up at 45° angle to look at the starry sky, faint to say: the affection burst.

I asked him the specific breakup process, Lao Wang said there was a period of time two people disgruntled, each other ignore who, later Juan sent a text message: Break up, we do not fit.

I don't think we have a common language.

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Lao Wang Confession moment: In fact, the first time I heard to break up, I was refused, because, you can not let me points, I immediately divided, the first I want to think about, because I do not want to mention later when you said I Sipilailian chase you, so I will duang, very no face ...

Finally, in the drive of self-esteem, Lao Wang to be outdone, to a sentence: "You are a good person!" "End this relationship."

Meditation on their own resolutely, decidedly turned the solid back, that moment, Lao Wang feel mature, grow up.

It turns out that evolution is related to anger.

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Later saw Juan son with another person together, the old Wang just feel heart-piercing sad. Lao Wang said that the most difficult to accept is not the fact that they are single, but in the single but also endure others show love.

Then Lao Wang patted the shoulder of the onion and said: I finally understand your mood.

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Life is always full of surprises, too good to be true. Many times we have tried for a long time, often to the last moment you will understand how all this is futile and helpless.

The difference between plan and reality

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This kind of experience is like going to a restaurant to eat, you pinch a piece of pork found above a lot of hair, thinking that the hotel is really outrageous hair is not clean. So very serious one of the pull, and so very clean and put into the mouth ... Damn, it's ginger!

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Yes, we are always disappointed when we are full of hope.

This is life, get used to it, love it. This feeling will accompany your life, Deal with It!

Don't walk away, there's a surprise behind the article

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"Readers on the wall" there are readers asked today's April Fools ' Day, so important holiday why not a special content? Cheat everyone to play a bit or tease. Well, if you are an old reader, if you know the meaning of the onion news, you will understand that we are having a holiday every day.

Last issue of two scientific research questions everyone is very enthusiastic, we first say "sheepskin roll" sentiment:

It is a man to be in the same boat!

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Walk a bit lewd, skilled, strong consciousness, the future is unlimited!

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To feed the fish, there is a kind heart, usually no less help old lady across the road.

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In the face of difficulties, we all show a super-strong vitality and imagination, I am very gratified. Next, the question of eating excrement.

You're a bit too big for your appetite!

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I like this kind of person, ask not high, solid willing to eat, know how to be thankful.

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Young man, gifted, is a good material to blow.

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Good eyesight, this is all you see!

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Shame then Yong, mend.

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No, you said a JB.

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Want to know Lao Wang is willing to reply to a bit? Which is so cheap, first give me a continuous squeak three!!

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To the computer to fly all realized, wearing a helmet to play the game is far away?

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"Connotation map" I do not need to say at the moment, in a word to describe the mood you see this picture.

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"Investigation question": Today is April Fools ' Day, the onion examination Everybody's fooled index, below four rumors inside only one is true, do you think is which one?

A, in order to better serve the Chinese players, World of Warcraft is about to usher in the most important update, the time charge will be changed to a monthly system!

B, the League of Legends April Fool's Day skin will be on the line, including a radiant suit, bear infested suit, according to internal people, part of the skin free!

C, IceFrog in the forum revealed that DOTA3 is research and development, according to the initial assumption, 3 generations will have a sense of body operation this amazing mode.

D, set in the history of the strongest squad, blizzard before the staff to develop a mysterious hand tour, claiming to be with the Jason home against the dry.

What is the most memorable break-up speech (scene) in the Life of "reader interaction"? Well, for a lot of friends who have not been in love, said the problem is too difficult. Let's change the question:

If you are Lao Wang, in order to marry Juan son such a wife will pay how much effort?

If you were Juan, would you marry an old king like eight eggs?

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