Mao entered the city

An old farmer rushed into the city with a donkey. The donkey ran a red light and fined 10 yuan. Old Farmer drinks a donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! The red light also dares to rush ". Without a few steps, the donkey touched another fruit stall and lost 20 yuan. The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial urban management ". The old farmer took the donkey back home, a piece of green grass, the donkey gnaw the grass, and was fined 30 yuan, the old farmer was very angry, said: "Do you think you are checking the Mission to the countryside, where to eat where ". The old farmer went to the river to drink water, but the donkey started to get angry and raised his neck and didn't drink. The old farmer got angry: "You think you're a big bargain. You don't want to drink anything without a lady ". When the donkey turned around and ran, there was a fishing net on the bank, and the donkey broke it. The fisherman claimed 500 yuan. The old farmer burst into tears and said, "Do you think this is China Telecom, it takes so much money to access the Internet. "The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer reluctantly shouted," do you think you are a group master? You can play whoever you want ". The donkey was so angry that he didn't care about the old farmer any more. He became very silenced. The old farmer said, "yeah, look, you think this is in the QQ group. You can leave it alone all day ". The donkey couldn't look up at the moon in the sky. The old farmer smiled and said, "I still remember that the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. I wish you a happy holiday ."