Marry a programmer when married

U.S. President Barack Obama says all Americans should learn to program. programming teaching, like literacy, should be a part of basic education. Obama not only called on everyone to learn programming, and even to lead by example to write code, became the first president in American history to write computer code.

Sister paper have get to the spirit of it. In the era of universal programming, there is no one in the family who can write programs, what can be done. So, today to the sister paper to recommend a high cost-effective husband candidate-programmer.

first, programmers earn high. recently, China's Human Resources Association issued a 2015 corporate campus recruitment out of the pay treatment list, of which China's three major internet giants "BAT" fresh graduates average salary as follows: Baidu 13k*14.6 Alibaba 13k*15~18k*15 Tencent 12k*16~14k* 16 (the financial elder brother sees here laughs but does not have the language). Although it cannot be compared with the renminbi Porter + Pimp + Blow-up financial circle, however, this salary scale is enough to make people in many industries cry in the toilet. This is just the ordinary small employees pay, if it is a stock of employees or entrepreneurial dog, then the rich is divided into minutes of things ah. after hearing that Alibaba was listed in the United States, the mansions in Hangzhou were robbed (a little pompous).
"BAT" Tri-Beauty
Wait, why do you say that domestic internet companies do not speak abroad? Oh, sorry, I can't open those websites. In the Royal Park, it companies are mostly gathered in the north, that is, from the five crossing, the land, the West flag has been stretching to the Huilongguan of the programmer's "Cosmic Center." High-gold map traffic Big data show, the Internet company around the most congested road, is located in Baidu Company (no matter how bad bid ranking, the programmer is innocent) near the West two Flag Street, work early peak from 7 o'clock to 10 points, driving speed close to walking, is the most to the Internet to add "plugging" of a road, but also the most " A way to influence the development of China's Internet. It is such a magical place, the price is outrageous, why ah, the programmer can afford it.
There is a question on the water and wood. "Why is it so low?" "User God reply" There is a place, called the programmer can not get to the place. ”

Of course, programmers are not so keen on buying a house, the house price is the programmer's wife or programmer's mother buy high, not related to the programmer.

What programmers love to buy. Nature is different.   Others buy Land Rover to buy BMW, they buy Tesla. Other people buy Lego for their kids, they buy a DJI drone. ...... According to your stomach (anyway) not with the edge of high-tech, but also into the programmer's discernment.   Second, the programmer has a high IQ. give a vivid chestnut (note that it is not a common chestnut), and a news report says the inmates are actively learning "programming" skills in the United States in San Quentin prison. The person in charge of the project said that the prisoners who had been released from the previous 67% would be jailed again within 3 years, but the inmates of our programming program did not return to prison for example.
Why pinch.
A prisoner who just got out of jail said, " It's horrible, I'd rather starve outside than go in and learn to program." "  See this job is not common people can get, a good programmer need to have rigorous mathematical thinking, timely follow up the ability to learn new technology, as well as the courage to delve into the problem, and constantly debug the program to modify the patience of the bug, but also to withstand loneliness, To write a program for the good mentality of music.
The IQ is not high to write a good code, do not believe you try.
wrote here, a six-year-old computer still does not write the program's sister paper quietly drifting over (don't ask me this sister paper who, I just want to quietly. ）。   Then, programmers love their wives. come up to talk about money is really too vulgar, indeed a bit vulgar, then we talk about feelings. A well-known Internet security Company is circulating a true story. A programmer bought a 170,000 bag for his wife. I know that feelings are not measured by money, but can be measured in 170,000 of bags.
"is that you?" "Of course, you have to have a wife first."
I know a single programmer who has recently changed his room. Because of his blind date, sister paper hated his house in the remote suburbs, and then he changed the house to the city. Gee, where is the man who is so obedient and reliable?   These are not enough.
The last one, programmers are IT pros, can help you solve all computer-related problems.
Take a joke first. "Seniors, can you help me to install the system?" "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?" "
" does not. "   " Okay, I'll get it for you right away. The  

OR
"There it is." "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not going to install the system. “

You got it. Want to buy a computer to buy mobile phone installed system installed software installed network printer anti-virus repair computer Repair phone All are so easy, to have a programmer to do. Other people's home is always someone else's home, it is impossible to call. a standing programmer in the home is the kingly way. call, say so much, the programmer has no shortcomings. I may pinch.

Programmers work very tired, often overtime, may not have so much time to accompany you, if it is a startup dog, that stays is often the case. But there is nothing in the world that can be harvested without giving. You must work harder than others to make more money than others.

Programmers are more slovenly and have to endure their sloppy image. Nobody is perfect, that kind of attention image, love dress up, apply mask boy, afraid of others. For programmers, computers and code may be more important than wives. Computer and wife fell into the water, first save who. Do not ask the programmer for this kind of problem, to humiliate it. but a different angle to think, all day with the computer, always than go out to find small three son strong bar.

Others say programmers do not understand romance, and that is not the case. Sister paper, please open QQ, enter "to hold a chestnut", and then on the screen began to start the chestnut, this is the programmer brother to you surprise ah. How, with Nakamoto OBA Rob mobile phone Press finger of the tease Sister God skill has a spell. If there is a choice, I choose Nakamoto oba.

"If you have a choice"

Well, you may have to ask, Kua, who married the programmer. hahaha, you guess.

we may not be able to embrace the Internet, but at the very least, we can embrace programmers.

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