Measure crosstalk. Comrades are blessed to have a program during the festival.

It is a blessing to measure the crosstalk comrades to make a program during the festival.

Measure two knives

A: Today! No real skills, it is difficult to stand firm in society!
B: You have to let others serve you!
A: Do you know what I am doing?
B: I can't guess this!
A: I, surveyor!
B: What? _? You?
A: surveyor.
B (surprised, scornful): You -- this small lattice, are you still doing measurement?
A: Well, you don't think I'm thin! All of them are meat.
B: So what have you done?
A (roll up your sleeves): Let's not talk about what I have done, but simply tell me what instruments I have used, and you will know how much I have done!
B: Let's talk about it.
A: What is Lycra, topology Kang, Tianbao, Xiaosu Guang, bofei, and the earth and the south ......
B: proficient!
A: loose!
B: It's common! That's not the case.
A: Just kidding me. That's them!
B. What about you?
A: You put these instruments in front of me, and I can put them in the same way --
B: Hello!
A: Hello.
B: Selling -- selling scrap iron? So will I!
A: No, it's a joke.
B: Oh, that's what it means.
A: This is an instrument.
B: How about work?
A: That would be a lot better.
B: What have you done?
A: What are municipal administration, railway, hydropower station, house, tunnel, substation ......
B: Hey --! It sounds like an expert.
A: experts. you have to become a famous teacher and visit Gao You.
B: That's all right.
A: mention me. Mention me almost.
B: Yes?
A: Well, I want to mention my master, but it's very famous.
B: Oh, who is your master?
A: Let's talk about his hometown first, and you will be scared.
B: Hi, is that worth it? Where are you talking about him.
A: There is Songshan in Dengfeng, Henan province. His old man is from that place.
B: After you have done it, you just need to say "He is an old man. ? I know that all of them are family members. Jing is a bald monk, right?
A: You cannot make sense.
B: Why is it unreasonable?
A: They are all monks. Who are they looking?
B: Yes. There are a lot of monks there.
A: Well, you have heard of my master's surname. He is not like a monk either.
B: Oh, what is his name?
A: Wu, martial arts.
B: Good surname !.
A: The old man surnamed Wu has no name, and the name is quite good.
B: Still monk! Sun Wukong.
Instructor Jia wu is famous in society and can be said to be a household name.
B: No. Who hasn't seen the Journey to the West?
A: What is the problem?
B: Well, it is.
A: I mean, he has a superb measuring skill!
B: Oh, you can.
A: We only accept two apprentices.
Who are B?
A: My brother and I have given our teachers and brothers their names.
B: What are the names of the two of you?
A: My brother is huitong and I am huicong.
B: Okay, two little monks! Haha ......
A: Our brothers and I have learned a variety of measurement methods, such as angle, distance, calculation formula, and convergence, leveling, and settlement. The plenary session is complete.
B: What is the purpose of learning this?
A: Learn How to Develop things, sell goods, and learn more.
B: Oh, can someone ask you?
A: This is another example!
B: Yes?
A: This is not the case. Our two men are practicing in front of the office. They come to the door and say, "Excuse me, do you have the master of the martial arts masters and huicong ?" I said, "Yes! I went to the bathroom ."
B: Well, the transaction is coming.
A: This is an invincible construction team. Their boss asked us to measure.
B: cabling?
A: Do you understand measurement?
B: Tell me something.
A: in some cases, to ensure the building size and location deviation, we can meet certain precision requirements! If the owner finds a construction team, the construction team must ask us for such high personnel.
B: Oh, why don't you go?
A: No. What should I eat? I also earned a lot of money in January!
B: Oh, yes, yes. Can you meet Kaner?
A: You have a mouth.
B: Why?
A: Where is it so small that I can catch up with it? Generally, you may not be able to run into Kaner once when you put ten lines.
B: No. What if I need to meet it?
A: What if I cannot touch it?
B: Are you not doing this! Lucky.
A: Someone sent a car to pick it up.
B: Let's take a look.
A ."
B: You are welcome!
A: I said, "Do you dare to give us some special products ."
B: Yes. How many meals should I bring with me. Don't you just go out there?
A (explosive action): rolling ...... Go all the way, hate, enter the door, wide yard, planted a variety of flowers and plants on both sides.
B: The greenbelts are good.
A: two-storey dormitory, with a hat-style Roof Structure on the top and a balcony on the back. The stairs are on the rightmost side.
B: Oh, great.
A: My boss walked down the stairs and said, "How can I have two drinks upstairs ?".
B: Great hospitality!
A: I said that since the boss is so kind, the two of us will respect each other.
B: It's really unambiguous.
A: Just as we had a big discussion, the construction team's boss suddenly said, "I don't want to tell the two masters. I also have a measurement expert here to learn from them! I do not know whether the two have a good face !"
B: Hey! This is a hurdle!
A (Action): I said "sorry" at that time. Sprayed the wine you just drank!
B: Well, don't be excited.
A: I said, "Boss, let him put it in Malaysia! We will be here!
B: Oh? So brave!
A: The construction team owner handed us several sheets of paper with three full-circle, three-wire, and level observation records.
B: They are all basic things.
A: I have never seen any of them on the paper!
B: Good! The whole thing!
A: How do I speak? The speaker room came downstairs, and the equipment in the yard was ready!
B: This is the start!
A: Although I have never seen these tables, I have to fill them in!
B: God!
A: In less than 20 minutes, we have finished all three of them!
B: Li suo!
A: I turned my head to see the guy who played against us, and I was still bored there.
A (Action): I was so happy!
B: gloating.
A (Action): I suddenly remembered something. I took a look at the table in my hand and suddenly remembered that I had used the instrument and read all the readings!
B: Hey --! This is good!
A: Sorry! I told my brother that the reading was reversed. My brother shouted, "No !" The time has arrived.
B: Is this completely ruined?
A: This test has passed! The boss is very impressed with our technology!
B: You don't need to mention it!
A: The construction team's boss said, "this time, please ask the two senior people to come here for nothing else, because we have a construction site in Hengshui. Because the output value is not high, we have been paying for nothing! I would like to ask the two experts to work on the projects and raise our output value !"
B: feelings make you fake!
A: I said it's okay. It's on our boys! In the next day, we will leave for Hengshui!
B: The Road to counterfeiting begins!
A: The two of us are sitting in a car, boarding the door and heading straight to Hebei. We arrived at the construction site in the next day. But we are exhausted.
B. Let's take a rest.
No.
What about B?
A: The boss called us and asked us to test the earthwork immediately!
B: This is busy!
A: The actual quantity we tested is 100. I secretly added 0 to the end of 100.
B: You have too many drinks ..
A: Yes! The next morning, the supervisor came to us to verify the incident.
B: This is really an issue!
A: (frown): We pull the ruler again, and take the leveling instrument and the total station for testing. Finally, I had to admit the mistake to the supervisor!
B: Do it in a down-to-earth manner!
A: As soon as this happened, the boss rushed to ask us to go back. Back to the login, the boss invited us to dinner and take a bath.
B: If you do something wrong, you can still enjoy this treatment!
A: Well, the boss fired us for the last dinner!
B: You deserve it!
A: Go to you!

Measure crosstalk. Comrades are blessed to have a program during the festival.