[Messy] Yellow joke

Bored, I found some subtle and disgusting yellow jokes in history and added them to my favorites for a smile. ^ O ^
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1:
After a ship crashed, a female passenger and 10 male passengers floated onto a desert island.
A month later, the girl committed herself because she thought it was really disgusting.
A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.
A month later, they decided to dig her out, because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.
A month later, God revived the girl because he thought the last few months were really disgusting.

2:
An adult man came to a hotel and saw a lot of beautiful cars in the garage. So he asked his boss how he had so many beautiful cars. The boss told him, I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can do this, the car here will pick you and drive away. If not, leave your car, many people cannot do it, so .. He thought that what a five-year-old child can do is still not, so he just gave it a try. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child kissed her and followed him. Then the child touched the beauty again, he did the same thing. The third thing, the child took out his younger brother and bent for three times .....

3:
A man lives in the mountains and lies naked in the grass to rest. suddenly there was a little girl who picked mushrooms: "One, two, three, four, five... "eventually give up leaving. this guy is so cool. the next day, I still slept naked here and came with a mushroom bear: "One, two, three, four, five... 6, 7, 8 ......"

4:
Said Snow White and Pino Cao lived in the forest, one day, Snow White finally could not bear the loneliness, grabbed the horse's head and said: "To tell the truth, to tell the truth... "After one thousand times, the Princess opened the little skin.

5:
One day a gentleman went to help his wife buy his underwear, because he never helped his wife buy underwear, so he didn't know which kind of size to buy!
After talking to the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to use fruit to describe it!
Clerk: Papaya ?! Sir: No! No!
Clerk: Apple ?! Sir: No, no, no!
Clerk: Lian Wu ?! Sir: a little smaller!
Clerk: eggs ?! Yes, sir! Yes! Yes!
When the clerk turned to get his underwear, the clerk suddenly shouted, Miss, wait! It is boiled.

6:
When a person passes through a house, he suddenly flies down from the window on the second floor, a used condom, and falls on his head.
The man was so sick and angry that he went to the door of the house and beat the door,
An old man opened the door and asked him why he knocked on the door,
The hostage asked, "Who lives on the second floor ?"
The old man replied, "What does this have to do with you? I live in my daughter and her fiancé ."
The man handed the condom to the old man and said, "Okay, I just want to tell you that your sun fell out of the window.

7:
In the office, the white-collar Female asks male colleagues to give a short and meaningful story. The man pondered for a moment and said eight words: "I am haohe, you are the afternoon !"

8:
A male and a female spent their wedding night at their daughter's house because they had no house. The next morning, the couple did not go downstairs to have breakfast, and the old couple did not care. At noon, the couple still did not go downstairs. The old couple thought they were too tired to care about it last night. When I got to dinner, I saw the couple still failed. The old man couldn't sit down and said to the younger son, "your sister and your brother-in-law won't do anything last night? The younger son replied, there is nothing to do. By the way, my brother-in-law asked me for a bit of vanshilin oil last night. Unfortunately, I just ran out of it, so I gave him some strong glue I used to stick the model!

9:
Two fishermen beat fish at the beach. One day a fisherman caught a mermaid. The fish's tail and above were super beautiful women, but the fisherman thought about how to put her away. The other fisherman was puzzled and asked: "Why? "The first fisherman shrugged and replied," how? "

10:
A man and a woman met at the donation center and chatted.
The woman said, "I'm here to donate blood. They paid me five yuan. "
The man said, "I am here to donate sperm. They pay fifty. "
A woman has been thinking about it for a long time. Then the two broke up.
After a few months, the two of them met again at the donation center. The man said, "Hi, are you going to donate blood? "
The woman shook her head while holding her mouth closed, making a "Whining" sound ............

11:
There was a man sitting on the most advanced luxury jet plane who suddenly suffered a stomachache and needed diarrhea... but all men's toilets were full.
But he couldn't help it, so he asked the stewardess to ask him to use the girl's toilet.
The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but promised to let him go. He was worried that he would not touch anything again and again, so he would come out immediately after pulling out his stomach.
So he hurried into the girls' restroom. When he finished pulling, he looked relaxed... He was curious to find three buttons next to the restroom with HW, ha, and IR respectively. He thought about the special features of such an advanced restroom, but remembered the dingtalk KK of the stewardess. However, I was very curious, so I pressed 1st to write the HW button ......
Success! The hot water that cleans the fart is sprayed out from the back. Great! It turned out to be hot water.
He thought, really advanced! Hurry up and watch 2nd buttons... The write ha should be hot air! Sure enough, after pressing the button, I sent it to you.
Interesting !! So what exactly does the 3rd pieces write the ID of the target image?
So he pressed the third button ...... A sudden pain ...... $ @#! * The eyes were dark and dizzy ......

12:
Brezhnev and American President Carter are in a meeting in Switzerland. They are bored during the rest time and start to be more loyal than anyone else.
Cheng. Carter came first. He called in his report and opened the window (20 floors outside) and said, "John, jump from here.
Go on !"
John cried and said, "Can you do this? Mr. President, I have a wife and children ." Carter was moved.
Tears said he was wrong, told John to leave, and then sent to Brezhnev, he also shouted his own Paul Iwan. Yi
Ten thousand, jump down here !"
Even if Ivan said nothing, he would jump down. Carter hugged him and said, "Are you crazy? !"
While struggling to jump down, Ivan said, "Let me go, bastard, I have a wife and children ."

13:
A penniless man walked by a restaurant and saw a signboard at the door: as long as three things requested by the shopkeeper can be obtained
1000 yuan.
The man entered the store and asked the shopkeeper what were the three things.
The shopkeeper told him:
1. Finish all the meals on the table;
2. There was a bjected hippo in the back yard and pulled out its bad teeth;
3. Meet a widow next door with a strong sexual desire.

The man immediately swept away the food on the table and rushed into the backyard. The man came back
Q: Where is the toothache widow?

14:
One day in the Garden of Eden, Adam was bored and asked God:
「 Lord, although you have given me many of them,
But I still feel lonely .」
God comforted him: "Well, I will create a" woman "for you .」
Adam asked, "What is" woman 』?」
God replied, "women" are the most intelligent, human-friendly, gentle, and beautiful creations.
Her intelligence knows what you need,
Her understanding of people and gentleness can see your emotions and make you very happy,
Her beauty can be the beauty of heaven and earth,
She will undoubtedly satisfy your needs and desires.
Believe me, she will be your best companion !」
Adam happily said, "That's good !」
God said, "but you have to pay .」
Adam asked, "How much do I have to pay for her ?」
God replied, "your right hand, right foot, one eye, one ear, and left cryptorchidism .」
Adam quietly considered for a while,
Then he asked me, "What can I get if I use a rib ?」