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6th phone numbers ~! This is what I'm most satisfied with, and the service attitude is quite good ~! And patiently call the method: 1860-1 (Mandarin Service)-2 (continue service)-0 (manual Service)
　　
Server: Now the *** operator is at your service ~!
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Sir, do you have any services?
　　
Qiu mu: I have bought a new mobile phone card today. I 'd like to consult!
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Sir, please!
　　
Qiu mu: First, I want to know if this is the 1860 billing method?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Our service is free!
　　
Akumu: free? Are you funny? Is there such a good thing?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: It's really free!
　　
Qiu mu: That's great. Let's talk about it ....
　　
Miss OPERATOR :-_-! Good... good... you are willing to accept your advice!
　　
Qiu mu: I am not the new mobile phone card. How much is a text message?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: on average, there are more than five entries per article .. 360 entries per month!
　　
Qiu mu: Ang. How much will it cost if I finish sending 360 messages in 7 days?
　　
Miss OPERATOR:-_-|... we don't know this!
　　
Qiu mu: not all, right? How much does it cost every day after 360 messages are sent in 15 days?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: You can calculate it by yourself, sir!
　　
Qiu mu: I don't know the data.
　　
Miss OPERATOR:-_-o ..
　　
Qiu mu: How much is one minute?
　　
Miss OPERATOR:, sir
　　
Qiu mu: Ang, how much is that 3 minutes 37 seconds?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: 4 minutes
　　
Qiu mu: How much is 4 minutes 17 seconds?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: 5 minutes!
　　
Qiu mu: Is it counted as 6 minutes at 5 minutes 9 seconds? Am I smart?
　　
Miss OPERATOR:-_-|... yes! Cong ~~ Ming ~!
　　
Qiu mu: Thank you. Thank you. Let me ask the GPRS question!
　　
Miss operator, at this moment, she must be very depressed? -_-) Yes, sir!
　　
Qiu mu: How much is GPRS?
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Not necessarily. Different website services are different. We cannot query them!
　　
Qiu mu: Ah .. you are not generous. You don't tell me, let the website pitfall my money? Publisher, right ???
　　
Miss OPERATOR:... no... yes... Sir! You misunderstood... we did not deduct GPRS!
　　
Qiu mu: Well, this is the case! Sorry, I am so impulsive. the impulse is the devil! Your service is so good. You have a sound ..
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Oh, sir, this is the right thing...
　　
Qiu mu: Do you want to leave it alone? The tender Unicom service is good!
　　
Miss OPERATOR: Sir, we are moving!
　　
Qiu mu: ah? Mobile? I'm dizzy. I got an error ~! Sorry... bye...
　　
Miss OPERATOR:-_-| ...... (continuous vomiting .....)

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