My IQ is only 76

Mom said that my IQ is only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is. I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people are hurt by me. Some of them lose hope for life, and some even commit suicide. So I have always suspected that I have a potential super power, and I do not know why this super power is especially useful to my teachers.

I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. At that time, when I went to the first grade of elementary school, the teacher took us to the field for practical lessons. When Yang Liu picked up the spring breeze and asked, "Do you know how to identify the wind direction ?" "I know !" A little girl in the same class answered and picked up a leaf from the ground and threw it into the air. "I don't know if I pick up something and throw it into the air ." "Well, very good ." The teacher praised and said, "Which other students would like to show you how the wind is blowing now ?" "I ." I volunteered and picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air ......

"Report to the teacher. What's blowing is the ups and downs now !".............

I don't know what the teacher looked like at the time. I only remember that he was so angry when he struggled a few times. Later, according to the doctors in the hospital, he died of a sudden strong stimulus, resulting in retrograde blood and blood. In this way, I killed a people's teacher.

Our first-year teacher taught us how to know poultry and animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun goes out, it will wake you up and call you to get up. Which animal is it ?"

I replied, "Mom !" The teacher was almost angry!

After returning home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I took the exam. The baby son said, I didn't fill out a question. What did my mother ask? My baby son said that I had a question 3 multiplied by 7. At that time, I didn't care if I filled in 15. My mom sprayed the water on my dad's face!

My father asked me how my school was doing. My father, "My baby son", asked, "Are your female teachers satisfied with you ?"

"Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied ."

"How do you know? What did she say to you ?"

"Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me, 'If all the students are like you, I will leave school right away! 'This shows that I have learned everything ."

My dad, right away! ##$ #@! $ % $ #@@

The teacher asked 1 + 1 = ?, I don't know. The teacher asked me to go back and ask. I asked my mom if she was cooking and told me to get out. I asked Dad, and dad watched the ball again and shouted 'Cool '. I asked my sister, who was singing and singing to the baby. I asked my brother, who was on the phone and said, "I am waiting for you.

The next day, the teacher asked 1 + 1 =? I said, "You get out of here, and the teacher slapped me. I shouted, and the teacher scolded me for my bucket. I turned to mean. Roll. I said, I am waiting for you. Our math teacher experienced another high blood pressure and fainted .....

When I was in a Chinese class in elementary school, all the Chinese teachers in the school went to listen to the teacher's class. Instructor Yan wrote the word "quilt" on the blackboard and asked me, "Do you know this word ?" I replied "don't know". Then, teacher Yan started to inspire me: "Do you have a bed in your house ?" I replied "yes", "What's in bed ?" "Xi zi", "What about Xi Zi ?"

I replied, "My mom", and the teacher said, "that's right. My mother is a quilt, And she then goes on to inspire:" What about your mother ?" "My dad ". Mr. Yan did not expect me to say so. In front of so many teachers, he asked in a hurry, "what about the quilt ?" I replied: "The quilt is on the ground", and the teacher "I" is also angry that he is hospitalized with lambs!

Later, the school changed a teacher and asked us to make a sentence. The teacher gave me a strong look at the sentence I wrote:

Sad-the great water gap in front of our house is very sad.
If the canned food is not as nutritious as the juice.
Naive-today is really hot, it is a good day for swimming.
Very-sister's math is only very good.
Calm-I am doing things first, starting from easy.
The instructor said everyone should do their best to participate in the brigade's relay tomorrow.
Quilt-XiaoYu's sanitary quilt was stolen.
Lunch-James regards stool as the first thing to do when he gets up every morning.

The teacher touched my head and said, "I have ten articles in the top ten articles. When I got back to my home, I was ready to finish my homework assigned by the substitute teacher. I started to paint the walls with dung when I went to the bathroom, I painted ten articles in the bathroom and satisfied my homework. When my family came back, they scolded me. The next day, my mom asked the principal to inform the substitute teacher of mistaken children. Later, the substitute teacher was fired. Ah ...... I said to myself, "I am very creative. ugliness is not my intention. Don't lose your temper. I will live bravely and set off the beauty of the world .!!!!!!!"

One morning, I chew gum and put my feet on the aisle. at this moment, the teacher said to me: "Please spit out your mouth and put your foot into it." My Brain: "#%#$ #"

In the days that followed, several other teachers were miserable. Fortunately, there was no such thing as a dead person. However, my fame is not bad, and I became a celebrity in the city.

However, celebrities are also suffering from celebrities, and I have deeply realized this point.

When I was in junior high school, the physics teacher asked me: How did you change the track? Me: According to <Diamond Sutra>, if people do bad things in Yang shiguang, they will become ghosts after death! The teacher was talking about how satellites change orbit!

I was woken up by the teacher when I went to bed in the history lesson. The teacher asked me, "Who is Princess Wen Cheng married ?"
Mr. Wang whispered to me: "song zanganbu ." I did not hear it clearly, and Zhang Kou answered: "Song Dynasty cadres ."
Later, the history was not successful.

One day I came back from the barber shop as cool. When I opened the door, all the girls shouted: "cool !" I am embarrassed to scratch my head: "Where! Where! Just cut a cool head ." The headmaster happened to walk by, and he solemnly said, "you have to submit your pants to the public !"

Our brain horse !!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, nothing. I walked to the dormitory and walked downstairs from the female dormitory. I saw a friend who shouted and said, "Look, I cut a cool head. On the second floor, a girl stretched out her head and said, "My pants are yours ......!!!!!

In the next day's test, biology teacher brought a bird covered with only cloth. Then he showed his legs to the students to guess what the bird was. I really don't know. I just handed in a White Paper. As soon as the teacher looked angry, he asked, "Why did you submit a White Paper? What is your name ?" As soon as I heard it, I rolled my pants up and revealed two legs and said, "It's your turn to guess who I am now, right ?" Biology teacher fell down immediately.

My fame has brought me a lot of trouble. All the middle schools in the city refused to accept me for the safety of their teachers. No way. I went to the country with an infinite desire for key middle school. Although the Middle School in the countryside is bitter, I feel free to live without the pressure of public opinion. However, gold is always shining, and the silence exclusive to rural middle school does not restrain my outbreak. By chance, I was born again and suddenly rose, quickly occupying the rural market.

One day, when I was late, the teacher asked, "Why are you late today '? I said: In the morning, I took my uncle's boar to breed, so I was late. The teacher gave his eyes wide before hearing it. He said, "This should be done by the uncle next door, the uncle next door is not an animal"

It was an intelligence competition, and our class and the other class were not separated after the final competition. As a result, the host announced the final solution: One representative was sent to each class by drawing lots. The two represent coin guesses.

The guessed owner asks a question to the guessed owner. If the guessed owner answers the question correctly, the guessed owner wins. On the other hand, the guess is that the team in which the person is located wins. Tian ling, di Ling, I am not good at hiding. I was taken as a representative and successfully guessed the wrong coin and entered the Q & A stage. The teacher and the students got nervous and everyone looked at me with ardent eyes. In particular, the class teacher, Mr. Li, looked heavy and said nothing. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent, Wang xiaofo, which was the most powerful "famous teacher killer" in our school at that time ", he also had several cases of human lives under his hand. It is said that the last principal is in the hands of the principal. However, I still have a bit of confidence, because in any case, I was also a character for the moment. The question starts.

Wang xiaofo put his hands in his trouser pocket and said slowly: "My mother has made a few eggs in my pocket today. Do you know how many eggs are there ?" "Coax !" There was a storm around. I don't know why, but I know that this problem has aroused my great interest. Eggs! I almost didn't hear what he asked. I only heard the word "eggs" clearly. You need to know that there is almost nothing to eat in the bitter days of the country. There are two eggs that are really delicious. I seem to have seen the shiny egg and tender egg ....... "If I get a correct answer, will you give me one ?" I have forgotten what kind of competitions and class Honors I have. I'm only interested in eggs, eggs! "If you are correct, I will give you all two eggs ." "Coax !" It was a storm. I saw the faces of the other students, and my classmates cheered one by one and hugged each other to celebrate the victory. Teacher Li also gave me a pleasant look. I don't know what they are happy, but everyone smiled at me, and I smiled at them embarrassingly. Then I replied, "are you five?"

The smile of the students in an instant stagnated, gradually fading out without a trace. The other party's classmates burst into laughter. In this world, things are changing rapidly. In a twinkling of an eye, everyone is crying and laughing, and I don't know how to do well. I haven't had time to figure out what's going on. The venue suddenly became messy. Only one person looked up to the sky, mouth blood such as a column sprayed out, and then slowly fell down.

"Miss Li !"
"Miss Li !"

It's our class teacher! I also rushed over. The teacher was pale and his eyes were closed, saving trouble. "He killed Miss Li !"

"It's him !"
"It's him !"
Success!
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Success! Success! Please try again later !!!

A bunch of angry eyes shot at me like arrows.

My eyes were blank, and my ears echoed a voice: "Dulong! Close the door! Dog! All idle miscellaneous will be retired !"

Later, it was said that Mr. Li was not dead, but was just a serious illness. After being discharged from hospital, he looked at the dust and cut her hair as a monk in Wutaishan, so he no longer taught.