Nine cruel jokes

Cruelty ranking Ninth: peek at people taking a bath
Three people went on an adventure in Africa and accidentally peeked at the daughter of a chief while taking a bath. After being arrested, the chief asked the first person whether to die or want to be played by JJ. Of course, he replied, play JJ. So it was pulled down and played against jj50 ....... I asked the second man whether he wanted to die or want to be played by JJ. He hesitated. It was better to die than to die, but he also chose to play JJ, so he was pulled down and played by J100, the scream of an extremely harsh terror, dragged back, has been dying, and JJ seems to have been completely ruined. Asked the third person whether to die or want to be played by JJ. He hesitated for a long time and looked at the two of them in such pain and bad things. He thought that choosing to die might have a miracle. At least it was not so painful, so he replied with great strength: dead. Then the chief said, "Pull down and play JJ to death.

Cool ranking 8: dianting
In prison, a dead prisoner is restless. A well-intentioned guard said to him: "Don't be afraid, the current is very strong, and there is no pain in the blink of an eye. "At this moment, there was a scream from the criminal court. "What sound? "The prisoner asked in a warehouse. "I don't know either. "As the guard said, he went to the Criminal Court to check the truth. "Nothing. We had to use candles when we caught up with the power outage. "If nothing happens after the guard comes back.

Cruelty ranking 7: Prey disposal:
The father and son of the pirancer went hunting. His son was thin and his father said, "No meat." He put it in the lake to fish and shrimp! His son is also a fat man, his father said: Put, too greasy, cut and dried, winter as leather jacket! His son has another beautiful girl, and his father said: bring home, eat your mom at night!

Cruelty ranking sixth: Life without competitors is a kind of happiness

One day, the sales managers of Microsoft, Lotus, and Novell met for comparison.

Microsoft was playing first. He poured two bottles of garshiber in one breath and raised them. The two bottles flew into the sky and only listened to the question "wow! Success! "Two shots, the bottle was broken," nt blossomed everywhere, and sales was easy and easy! "

Lotus sales manager is not weak either, two bottles of XO are down, hennesis curve exquisite bottle two gun get done .. "The software is invincible, Lotus open all over the world! "When Novell's sales manager turned out to be depressed and drank two bottles of Erguotou, he threw them up with exhaustion and raised his gun with a trembling trigger, two shots passed ---------------------- Microsoft and Novell sales managers fell down. novell's sales manager spoke up one sentence:
"Life without competitors is a kind of happiness.

Cruelty ranking fifth: The story of GDP
There are two very smart talented young people in Economics who often argue over some advanced economic theories. One day after dinner, I went for a walk, trying to prove that the two outstanding young people were fighting again. When it was difficult to compete, I suddenly found a pile of shit on the grass. A said to B that if you can eat it, I would like to pay 50 million. The temptation of 50 million is not small. Do you want to eat or not? B took out a pen and paper and carried out accurate mathematical calculations, and quickly obtained the optimal economic solution: Eat! As a result, Party A lost 50 million. Of course, Party B's Food addition was not easy.
The two men continued walking and suddenly found a pile of shit. At this time, B began to have a violent nausea, and a was a little distressed by the amount of 50 million that had just been spent. So B said, you eat it, and I will give you 50 million. So, different calculation methods, the same calculation result -- eat! A is satisfied with the withdrawal of 50 million, and B seems to have found a psychological balance.
Suddenly, the talents burst into tears at the same time: after a long time, we didn't get anything, But we ate two piles of shit in vain! They couldn't figure it out, so they had to ask their mentor, a famous economist, to explain it.
After listening to the stories of the two high-tech giants, I did not expect the taidou to burst into tears. It's easy to wait for the mood to stabilize a little, and I saw a trembling taidou raised a finger, and said with great excitement: "0.1 billion! 0.1 billion! My dear student, on behalf of the motherland and the people, I would like to thank you for your contribution to the country's GDP by 0.1 billion if you eat just two heaps of shit!

Cool ranking third: What should I do?
His father took his youngest son in front of a tiger cage in the zoo.
The father told his son how cruel and fierce the tiger was.
"Dad," The son finally said, "If the tiger rushes out of the cage and wants to eat you...
"Well, what should we do, son? "My father asked with expectation.
"So, which bus should I take home? "The boy raised his face and asked his father.

Cool ranking 2: Amazing pig
One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig ....
The four legs of the pig are gone, and they are replaced with four wooden sticks as the prosthesis...

The bartender in the store asked this man: why is your pig really strange?
The man replied: I am a very bad pig. I thought our family was still very poor and lived in a grass house. As a result, the pig found oil when sniffing the East and West in the backyard, let me make a fortune, build a house, and build a swimming pool.

The bartender was surprised to say nothing. After a while, he asked: Right, what is his foot?
The man said: You know, my pig is amazing. One day, my five-year-old child drowned in the swimming pool alone, as a result, he jumped into the swimming pool and pulled his son out. He also helped him breathe his mouth!
The bartender was even more surprised and asked, "How can he get his feet ?.....
The man started to get impatient: I said, this is a very bad pig. One night my house caught fire. It woke up all the family members and put out the fire alone !!
Bartender: Sir! I asked you why your pig has no feet ....
The man smiled and replied: If you have such a bad pig ......
Will you finish it at one time?

Cool ranking 1: Important
One man woke up in the morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up and looked pale and stumbled down the stairs and shouted, "Amei! Amei !"
The maids replied, "Sir! What ?"

"It's enough to cook an egg for breakfast!