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The story of snakes and turtles
A python and a viper are friends.
On this day, they found a huge turtle on the side of the road.
The snake brother thought, it was such a big meal.
"I will deal with him," said the python.
As a result, the python uses its own skills and uses its body to firmly hold the turtles. The big tortoise has long been indent his body into the shell, and it cannot hurt the big tortoise even if the python is entangled.
The discouraged Python climbed to the side panting.
The turtle cautiously exposed his head. At the moment when he showed his head, the little Viper took a bite on the head of the turtle lightning-like, and the big turtle hurried back to its shell. But a few minutes later, the turtle died of being poisoned.
The Python said: Wow! I did not hurt the tortoise with so much effort, but you did it easily.
The little snake said: Because I understand his key points.
However, there is still a problem in the future. After the death of the big tortoise, the two snakes are swallowed up animals, and they cannot take off the shell of the tortoise, so they have to leave it in a hurry ......
This story tells us that even if you are good at stalking, you may not be able to get the girl. You only need to know that girl.
This story also tells us: if you cannot take off the girl's clothes, don't try to soak her any more.
[2]
A zombie finds a large empty shell, cleans it and makes it into his own house.
With a house, the public-sent crab quickly found a mother-sent crab who lived happily in this big house.
Every day when they go out, the mother sent the crab to visit freely and happily for food, while the public sent the crab carrying a heavy house struggled to follow the mother sent the crab. When a mother lives in a crab game, she has to stop and wait for the crab.
It wasn't long before such a life. One day, my mother sent a crab and walked around with an unrestricted lobster and never came back again. While my father-in-law Crab could not leave his heavy house, I can only watch my mother travel far, far, and far, gradually disappear and disappear ......
This story tells us that if you have a house, the difficulty of getting a girl is reduced.
This story also tells us that if your house is overwhelmed by you, your future life will become miserable. Therefore, when deciding whether to buy a house in installments, please balance the gains and losses first.
[3]
A sensible little snake saw a beautiful frog with a beautiful pattern and skin at the water's edge.
The snake said to the frog: Can we contact each other?
Said the frog.
So the two of them lived together.
One day, while they were sleeping, the little snake involuntarily wrapped the frog up with his body. The frog felt suffocated and struggled, with two strong and powerful hind legs, he pushed heavily to the inner's abdomen, popped out, and quickly escaped and never came back again.
A sad little snake has been hurt, but cannot be hurt. She is afraid of a handsome and beautiful frog and thinks it will be hurt. From then on, she has lived a single life.
On this day, an ugly toad found a little snake and thought she was very beautiful.
He said to the snake: Can we interact?
The little snake looked at the ugly to and thought his eyes were sincere. Her lonely heart shook her mind. She thought the to was so ugly, she should cherish her pretty little snake, so she said: Okay.
So the two of them lived together.
One day, while they were sleeping, the little snakes could not help but use their bodies to tangle the to. When they felt suffocated, they struggled, on his back, he sprayed poison juice and put it into the eyes of the little snake. The little snake began to feel hurt and ran away.
This story tells us: Don't think that only handsome guys will hurt girls. Ugly guys will hurt girls. Why don't you choose handsome guys for beautiful girls?
This story also tells us that it is okay to have a proper lingering relationship, but if you have too many sexual requirements and put too much pressure on men, they will be scared away by you.
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A beautiful swan fell onto the ground one day and saw a strong duck. She was immediately moved by this handsome duck, she was surprised that the duck is different from her similar appearance. Unlike her similar temperament, it is so stylish and so alternative.
As a result, Swan shows its love to ducks. The flattered duck immediately accepted the love.
Since then, the Swan and the duck have lived on the land and lived along the pond.
The elegant and white feathers of the swan were corrupted every day. The beautiful little feet that never walk for a long time were red and swollen. The Swan lost the rubbing of the clouds and the washing of the blue sky.
Swan finally couldn't help it. She always said: Duck, Duck, you learn to fly, then we can fly in the air.
The duck tried to learn and fly for the swan. Unfortunately, he was just a duck. It was too difficult to fly to the same height as the swan. He really had no perseverance, so he gave up.
Duck said: Swan, you grab me and take me to fly.
The swan grabbed the duck and fanned its wings. It was very difficult to fly to the blue sky. It just fell onto the ground after the sky.
The duck smiled. The duck thought that the scenery in the sky was too beautiful. It was really good for the duck to fall in love with the swan.
In those days that followed, the duck asked the swan to take him to the sky every day, and the time required to fly was getting longer and longer. If the Swan could not meet the requirement, he would be angry.
Tired swan because of the duck, although physically and mentally exhausted, will still accept the duck's requirements.
On this day, the duck asked the swan to take him to the blue sky. The Swan barely grabbed the duck and flew up. It flew very high and very high. Then the swan bowed his head and kissed the duck deeply, just when the duck was surprised, The Swan let go and grabbed the duck's hand ......
This story tells us that we need to be contented, and beautiful women are willing to let you go. Never ask too much or "think about it every day "!
This story also tells us that the story of a princess falling in love with a poor boy is not no, but the ending may not be so perfect. In any case, the class always exists, and it is not necessarily a bad idea. It does not mean that you will not be able to struggle. Rich female will make you fly high, but it will also make you die badly.
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A new female colleague from a company is a beautiful young lady. It is transferred from the company's branch. The Branch and the company's headquarters are in two cities, but there will be some exchanges between them.
I learned from other colleagues in the Division that this young girl has been divorced and has a loose life. She has an affair with many men. So the two men in the company gave birth to her idea-man A and man B.
Every day, a man waits for the lady to get off work and deliberately takes the elevator with her. Then he takes the opportunity to secretly touch the girl's ass, touch the girl's chest, or pin down the girl's ass. A wants to seduce a young lady in this way to achieve her goal. However, the beautiful young woman either pretended not to know, or simply glared at him, and finally man a gave up.
Man B understands that the reason why the young lady is divorced is that she is too weak and she prefers strong men. One day in the elevator, He rudely blocked the young lady and said, "I want to be with you ***. The young lady opened her mouth in surprise and returned to normal after a moment. She agreed to B. Since then, man B has become a frequent visitor to the United States and young women.
This story tells us that the opportunity will always be reserved for those who are prepared to seize the opportunity in a timely and correct manner.
This story also tells us that a good man is not a shameful thing. What is really intolerable is that it is cool! If you want to get on, you have to be wonderful! Never be so cool and abnormal.
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This story happened in ancient times.
Said there was a talent who had dinner at the restaurant. When she saw a prostitute, she had sex and wanted to go to the restaurant.
As a result, Xiucai shouted to the prostitute: For the prostitute!
The prostitute did not understand what he meant by "being a prostitute", but when she understood the word "Coming", she went to the side of the talent.
Xiucai said: What is the price?
The prostitute only understands the word "price" and tells him the price for one operation.
Xiu Cai went on to say: you yellow, the trunk color is exhausted, please damage its price.
The prostitute scolded you for damaging your mother! Turn around and go.
This story tells us: Don't think that culture is amazing, and you will be despised by others.
This story also tells us that men are not shameful in their good colors. What is shameful is those who pretend to be forced!
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A elephant traveled and met a pig on the road.
The elephant looked at the piglet and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Your nose is so short. It's so funny. It's so bad. Haha.
The piglet retorted: Smile, P. Your nose is so long, just like a J8 on your face.
The two little guys laughed at each other and continued their journey.
Before they came to an apple tree, the red and Big Apple was full of the enlarged apple tree. The two little guys can't help but drool.
The elephant came to the tree and shot down the apple with his long nose. So the two little guys eat happily.
Pig said, "Your nose is not so annoying.
After eating the apple, they continued.
As they walked, they came to a sweet potato land.
Said pig: Look at me.
After that, the pig uses his nose to arch the ground, arch and arch all the potatoes buried in the ground. So the two little guys eat happily.
The elephant said, "It turns out your nose is not that bad, haha.
This story tells us: do not always think that your own is the best, do not always see the shortcomings of others, learn to see the advantages of others, learn from each other, learn to use for yourself.
This story also tells us: Do not think that long is good, sometimes short is also good. Long has a sense of fullness, short has flexibility, each has its own good, ladies and gentlemen, do you understand?
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On this day, Mr. Cao and Mrs. Cao have dinner at the open-air restaurant.
During the meal, Mr. Cao went to the bathroom and there was only Mrs. Cao in front of the dinner table.
At this moment, a untidy, untidy man suddenly sat across Mrs. Cao and gave a giggle at Mrs. Cao. Then he said, "Beauty, I want to have a night with you, hey.
Mrs CaO was shocked and angry again. He shouted: Get off, you smelly rogue, nervous!
The male still said with a smile: beauty, do it with me for one night, hey.
Mrs. Cao shouted, and Mr. Cao hurried back from the bathroom. He was taken aback when he saw the dirty man. Before the shower, he had to be rough.
At this point, the dirty man said with a smile: I just won the grand prize. I want to spend 1 million yuan with this beautiful girl for a night, hey.
As soon as Mr. Cao heard it, his angry face changed a few times and eventually turned into a smile. He whispered: 1 million. I don't know if Mr. Cao wants to work in a hotel or in my house?
At this time, Mrs. Cao's face changed and said with a big face: I don't know if my husband prefers male to female or male to female?
After that, I saw a white car parked next to them with a sudden brake. A few white men rushed out of the car and tied the dirty man to the car. Then I went away, only Mr. Cao, Mrs. Cao, And the other diners who are stunned are left.
This story tells us that people cannot look at each other and the sea cannot fight.
This story also tells us that, in the face of the temptation of interests, if you want to pay the price, you must first determine that you will get the benefit, and then consider whether to pay the price.
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A man in a company ?? Will be close to her, hoping to have a relationship with her.
Finally, the male tried to find a solution: the company's basement stores office supplies, and few people go in. The sound insulation effect is very good ......
On this day, only male employees, beautiful women, and several others are working overtime.
The male staff took the beauty to the basement on the grounds that they asked the beauty to help them get some office supplies.
After entering the basement, the male employee did not pay attention to locking the door while waiting for the beautiful girl. Then he shouted: bad!
What's wrong with the beauty question?
The male employee said: The door was locked and the door had to be opened with a key. I forgot to bring the key. It was really bad.
The beauty said: Ah! What should we do? We cannot go out.
The male staff kept comforting the beauty, comforting and comforting the beauty. The two were holding together, and then the two were doing the same thing in a fire ......
After some rain, they were dressed neatly.
The man smoked a cigarette and smoked with satisfaction.
At this time, the beauty said: You are not bad, better than I thought before. In addition, I want to tell you if my sisters and I bet I can hold you. I won, haha.
After that, the beauty took out the key from her clothes, opened the door, and walked with high heels.
The male staff who stayed in the basement were dumpfounded, and were right there by mistake.
This story tells us: never think that you are smarter than others. When you gain benefits from others, you may gain more benefits from others.
This story also tells us: Do not think that only men are good, in fact, women will be good.