Non-life-a rookie programmer's 5-year career road section 20th

Non-Life-A cainiaoProgramMember's 5-year career road 20th
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Date: 12:06:02
29 -- Qiao bangzhu
In this V7 development process, the old man did not increase the number of tasks and did not contract the construction period. This was incredible for more than two years since Dong Yanming and the old man. However, the absence of a task does not mean that there are no changes in personnel. Gao shoulong predicted that with the development of the project, qingzhuang-labor-force will be replaced, in the future, new people will be added to labor-mobility-forging-refining, and a group of new people will be appointed as special-sex owners. He even predicted that the old man would tell them: "I am very optimistic about you. You want to show it to me and come up with something different from others."
He is making a mistake.
Lao Huang PL is too busy. He constantly coordinates various resources of various feature teams in the specification stage. In principle, PL generally handles 0.5 of the workload, but Lao Huang is too fond of interfering with other people's features and requires him to be familiar with the ten features of his project. This is also a good thing. A Pl who knows the features of a version is always the blessing of the Department, but he does not have that much time, as a result, Dong Yanming worked overtime to write out a specification document for a specific feature. He had the opportunity to think that Dong Yanming was actually qualified for the job.
Qiao Xuefeng: By the way, isn't Qiao bangzhu 0.5 of the manpower in this project, and Qiao bangzhu is in the mud-tan-shen-trap in the handover test and maintenance work of V6. Originally, his work plan was maintained several days after the Great V6 test handover. When the number of problem tickets became stable, the team was withdrawn from the development of the even greater V7 version. However, after the midday nap on the second day of the test, Dong Yanming of Min-sense was far-sighted and realized that Joe couldn't expect it.

Date: 12:07:50
At noon that day, we should take a look at the window of administrative services as usual. Dong Yanming's habit is to spread the bed mat and sit down and look at it. Dong Yanming has been in  for a long time, and he is used to watching the window of administrative services at noon, because the Forum is only available between half past one and. Later, the secretary publicly asked everyone for their comments, saying that  daily-excellent-God's civilized life still lacks anything. One of the leaders replied and copied all the human beings: in China-for this spirit-a company with such poor culture, it is already my greatest pleasure to see the window of administrative services at noon, but it must be open only at noon, please go up-level-department-door-anti-ying to open all day!
Dong Yanming and everyone are paying close attention to the marriage and dating Forum. There are a lot of MM photos for marriage and friends, and there are always 20 or 30 Resources updated every day. All titles are beautiful, some of the Self-introductions in the content are basically fixed words: "The temperament is elegant, I haven't been looking for a boyfriend because of my small life circle. I heard that Hua is a famous man ", there are also some fixed words in the requirements: "no smoking, it is best not to drink, honest and reliable, there is a certain economic basis ". Some smart and direct la s require that you renew your account 7-5 years ago. In addition to the old man and the old man in the department, the old man and the old man are all in special circumstances, so it is estimated that this mm is for employees at the level of the boss.
Regarding the quality, we can use Dong Yanming's joke: Xiao Liu is from Chengdu, and he has received the "wash" ceremony on the spring-xi road, it has long been difficult for a long time to go through the sea. When I first arrived at the company, Liu was shocked by a look at the photo of the wedding girl on the administrative service window at noon, so she could not suppress the text-not to answer the picture, sichuan-abuse is like a yellow-river flood-abuse. Liu was already able to look at the window of administrative services with peace of mind when he arrived at the company for a month. In the next two months, he has already discussed with Dong Yanming xiaocheng, in addition, some images are often stored on the hard disk. According to this trend, Dong Yanming imagined that the development should be like this: Two years later, Xiao Liu, with a dull eye, ran back to his seat and opened the window of administrative services, the monkey rushed to hold the screen. Just as Dong Yanming and Gong Mingming said, what are the three years and the cockroaches.
Qiao bangzhu is also a loyal fan of the administrative service window. He also wrote a special screenshot software that automatically saves updated images to the hard disk every day. At the end of, when everyone was busy writing the year-end summary, Qiao bangzhu Yi xiaoyuntian sorted out a summary of the beauty posted on the window of the Administrative Service in, and made a PPT to share it with everyone.
Such a beautiful photo of the window is like a dead hero. At noon that day, he did not see the window as an example. When he came back, he sat down in his seat without saying anything. Dong Yanming asked him what happened, he said that the first day of the test, one of the processes would be core, and now all the staff are fully involved, otherwise the old man would like to publish-Else.
Dong Yanming is very interested in what the old yunfa-yun looks like. Unfortunately, Qiao bangzhu has no time, just to say that you will have time to see it in the future.
The lunch break is between and, and it takes about half an hour to eat. Generally, Secretary Feng Yue of the 15th Five-Year Plan will turn on all the lights in the office, so Dong Daxia and Qiao bangzhu spoke a few words and hurried to sleep. When I sat down at noon, I thought it seemed like a beer bottle was put down. There was always a bottle of wine and Mozi to ripple along its mouth. After Dong Yanming turned over 50 people, I heard the sound of a sleeping party.
At noon, Feng Yue turned on the ceiling light, and Dong Yanming's eyes were facing the gap between the keyboard and the table, so even if he stretched his head out of the table like everyone else, the light will also shine into your eyes. He climbed up and folded his towel and folded his mattress. Then he heard a cry from Joe.

Date: 12:09:36
Qiao bangzhu is a Chao-Zhou-man. In dong Yanming's world, it is a rich-big-man-place, people who come out of that place should be fluent in "-Gan-you-niang" with a sharp eye and spit the cigarette butts on others' faces. However, Qiao bangzhu is a black, thin, and unsmiling young worker image. He gets off work on time and gets off work on time every day, and occasionally gets down to his seat late in the flexible time. Qiao bangzhu is very responsible for his work. Pan an arranged for him to maintain his work, and he earnestly maintained it. Every single Cr under his name is a standard for filling in CR tickets for new employees. According to Gao Shou, 5000 lines have been written by Qiao bangzhu in the Code stage of V6 each day. Code Although they all share the same work of encoding and decoding, the tedious work of copying, pasting, modification, and inspection is also a very tough task, and only the support of Joe is done with peace of mind.
There is a small warm pot on the table of Joe's helper. When he is busy, he cannot fetch water, but he can also ensure that there is water to drink. In fact, he is often busy for half a day in the V6 stage, drinking water depends on the warm pots filled in the morning. At that time,  lazy performance was different from that in other places. many state-owned enterprises, even public-business-machine-Customs offices provided warm pots, because everyone is lazy to fetch water in the hot water room, But Dong Yanming, a lazy at , is used as an example. Even if they are busy, they will go to the hot water room to fetch water in the toilet, this kind of spirit is undoubtedly closer to what the boss said: "being able to withstand loneliness and taking the bench ", if he is durable and hard-working, he will be close to what the boss said: "The bench has been cold for ten years.
In fact, Joe's bench is really cold enough. He is an employee of huitong. I heard of huitong before Dong Yanming entered . Someone described it as the Reserve Army of the  resource pool on csdn. At that time, Dong Yanming's first reaction was the Zerg blood pool in the interstellar space. However, after entering , he found that there were not so many differences in color except for the work card. The reserve troops in the resource pool were exactly the same as those in the regular army.
It was found that Dong Yanming had been an old employee for four months. He had a long time with Qiao bangzhu while sleeping at the same table. Dong Yanming is the kind of inquiring role in any company. He knows the salary and bonus of every person and even the family status, dong Yanming is well aware of every change in salary and even travel Travel statistics. However, what a great person, what a great story, always had to take the first difficult step. At that time, Qiao bangzhu was Dong Yanming's first step in unlocking the tip of  iceberg and the secret of old employees.
The specific circumstances of the day have been blurred by Dong Yanming's memory. What impressed me was that after the two violated the company's rules, Qiao bangzhu's pale flat eyes were round and flat and round. Qiao bangzhu received a salary of three thousand and five yuan and provided a subsidy for Wu Xiaoming. Dong Yanming worked the same job as Dong Yanming. This made Dong Yanming, who pursued people's ass every day, very embarrassed.
It is not a secret to say this. If the company's salary distribution is uneven, everyone may be familiar with it, but the impact of face-to-face confrontation will always be stronger than the suspicion of catching up.
Later, the St phase of V6 was over. When Joe had a in the quarter, he had to communicate with Gao shouprivate low. This time, he took a purely as a helper for.However, after a lot of twists and turns, Qiao bangzhu eventually failed to enter  because he graduated from a specialist. After a long time, Dong Yanming presided over the recruitment process. His resume was just like a waste of time. As a result, Chinese universities frequently changed their names and changed their resumes, he saw a surge in Chinese university names and greatly improved his imagination, rivers, mountains, rivers, Birds, birds, insects, universe, cangsheng can all be regarded as university titles. The students can see the full picture of the strength of the school. In summary, these schools have a better face than others, however, all of them are marked with a bachelor's degree, which can only make Dong Daxia sigh. God is blind and does not offer good support. In this age, it is easier to get a bachelor's degree than to do false or prove a certificate, the only difference between Joe and Tom is that they hate huitong.
Back at noon that day, Qiao bangzhu had not yet reached the agreement with Gao Shoucheng to get the old man's approval. He still worked diligently. He got up at noon and shook his mouse to open his screen saver, as a result, the number of problem tickets in the V6 version of the Cr single e-stream appeared to be as many as a dozen. If the number of tickets per day for the test is increasing in this geometric level, the total weight of all employees who maintain the V6 version will not exceed the number of tickets per day, the worried quality is better than the health of the housekeepers, who cannot help themselves from the sorrow, and then cry with a sigh of relief.
Facts have proved that Qiao bangzhu's speculation is not wrong. In the first round of testing, the issue list of V6 was as full as a snow, and Dong Yanming, the source of chunjiang plumbing, after a cry from Joe, Dong Daxia quickly learned that he would face the fate of this feature on his own. He knew that it was not enough to make up for complaints. He thought, let's make the storm more violent.
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