Non-life-a rookie programmer's 5-year career road section 23rd

Non-Life-A cainiaoProgramMember's 5-year career road 23rd
Author: Flowers 8 Tianya it: http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/itinfo/1/77229.shtml

Date: 22:27:55
32-slow terminal details, bar Terminator past and present
Dong Yanming was called upstairs by Wu Haibo.
Wu Haibo was absent from his desk because he had been on a business trip for too long. He followed Liu che to the 7 th floor lab. Liu Che is a pure technician who wants to do a good job in technology. The Office is isolated from the entire department and moved to a cold 7-floor lab.
It was not long for Dong Yanming to arrive at the company. The first time he went upstairs to go to the empty seventh floor of the road, Wu Haibo was added with some mysteries. There was a wave of cool people in the lab on the seventh floor engaged in closed research. It is said that there was no work during the day and no night, but when Dong Yanming entered the door, they were all chatting with their feet. Wu Haibo and Liu che Work in the middle corner. They should open the glass door and look at them outside as if they were living in the fish tank.
Wu Haibo asked Dong Yanming to sit down. "I have read your specifications and it seems that the review is not strong enough. I don't know how to check the PM and PL of your project. I have a hunch that such a specification will be very troublesome in the future ."
In fact, Dong Yanming hated others. I had a hunch about how they were doing. It was like he was doing a lot of work, but he nodded modestly.
Liu che turned his head and said, "The V7 version is not good. I think the old man wants to replace the global Bureau with the main version. Jin Ji has long said that he is leaving, but he still has to be a PM of V7. As a result, Lao Huang cannot be alone. When writing specifications, Li Hao had to leave again, and Se did not participate in the Specification review. You can comment on me for a bunch of new recruits. Now V7 is just three things ......"
Dong Yanming, a new recruit, was surprised. He was busy every day and felt full and hard. He felt that everything in V7 was well organized and well-organized, so that everyone would do their best to make the best use of everything, but in another way, it turns into "three-or-four.
Wu Haibo nodded and Liu che turned his entire body. "I opened the product expansion meeting yesterday, which is interesting. Representatives from the market complained that the V5 version was too unstable and experienced several downtime. Sometimes, the technical server was required to be manually restarted, so that old Wang could replace it with V7. Old Wang said, don't look at V5, it's just because V6 and V7 don't have Ga! At that time, the old man blushed. The Sb representative in the market repeatedly said that bar was not well developed. He said to Lao Wang, "Old Wang is angry, and he slapped the table to scold me. Who are you looking at? He is in charge of R & D. After talking about the old man, the old man was frightened. He quickly stated that the new man and the old man were not familiar with the CMM process. As a result, the old man said that SB only used the CMM process. Hahaha ~~"
Dong Yanming knew that bar's leadership had taken the fuck as a mantra, but he did not expect that the PDT Manager Wang Shouyi would scold the development Representative Gong Zhengyi. It seems that there were only half of them.
Wu Haibo said, "Hey, I'm working !"
Liu Che said with a smile: "I have finished speaking right away. After that, the market will complain about the entire R & D system of our product line. As a result, Deng will scold him and say, lao Tzu often drinks tea with Fei minxu Zhijun. You dare to fuck me. Hahahaha"
Dong Yanming was particularly anxious to know that Deng was not the one he always saw on all sides, but Liu che turned his head when he finished speaking, leaving Dong Yanming with the back of leaders and gossip.
Wu Haibo, as though he had never been interrupted, said in a unchanged tone: "I carefully looked at the 9527 agreement last night. After reading the agreement ...... Please take a closer look at your specification ...... It's better to take a look ......." 9527 Dong Yanming, a part of the Agreement related to this feature, watched it for a week. He heard that Wu Haibo was immediately shut down after reading it one night. Afterwards, Wu Haibo said nothing and did not dare to refute it.
After going downstairs, Dong Yanming's mind was full of Wu Haibo's overnight reading of the agreement. He thought of the wrong specifications and made a lot of shame. However, the SRS was almost finished, but I don't know whether the modification was too late. He went to the location of Huang Daxian and told Wu Haibo that he had been criticized just now. As a result, Huang Daxian was furious. "Why did he criticize me? se itself wrote specifications for maintenance, I sent someone to help him write the code he dared to criticize me. If there is a problem with the mother's specification, he changed the ticket. After you finish it, I did it. The fucking help helped him out!" Huang Daxian and the old man like to say fuck, "the fucking system group is getting lazy. If they don't write specifications, they still pick up the problem. If he wants to find you again, you will say you want to write SRS, you agree with your modification comments that specification maintenance is his responsibility and you don't have to worry about it."
Later, Dong Yanming told Gao Shouyi about this, and Gao shouwei was also the boss unhappy. "How has he become an old yellow man? His PL only manages the manpower allocation in this project, the final human resources are still affiliated with the Resource Group. Old Huang means that his hand is stretched too long, but he is right. The current specification is written in this system group. It is a mistake to let you write it ...... Alas, he will reject him if he finds you again later. He is only se, not your leader. He should be responsible for changing the specification of the ticket ."
Dong Yanming was responsible for a lot of problems later. Lao Huang always liked to say that the exposure problems at the beginning were much better than the exposure problems at the later stage, in other words, the more problems exposed at the beginning, the more reassuring the later. However, he seems to have ignored the problem that the problems exposed in the early stage are inversely proportional to the security and stability in the later stage. This is only applicable to normal and mature software development processes, if a problem occurs on the basis, more problems will be gradually exposed as the development process goes deeper, and the more difficult the problem will be to locate and modify.
Dong Yanming started specification writing without understanding the communication, the features, and the products, and wrote a specification with all the loopholes, although the later reviews and modifications to specification documents seem to have been well done, the review is doomed to show nature because there is not enough manpower and time to ensure the ability of the review experts, this feature and the quality of this version are also shown early.
Later, the V7 version was available after a hard time, and the test Bureau took the core once. After the real commercialization, the number of Cr tickets increased step by step, the O & M team responsible for solving on-site problems at the moment is busy, crying in the old man every day, saying that in this case, we will resign collectively. The boss was furious and said that the pressure would not be enough for everyone to take the company's salary. He simply did not resign from him, and the bar product was disbanded. The old man was very angry during that time, and those who had to run to the company in the middle of the night would not be able to sleep well, and naturally they could not go there. Sometimes he would scold the following people very vulgar: "the performance of the Department is booming, but the quality of the products is getting worse and worse. Sooner or later, the Department is finished and you are finished. You have to think about it. Where is the problem? What is the difference? You need to find the cause from yourself. Don't let me cry when there is a problem !"
What's worse? The quality of a product is poor, and the builder Dong Yanming can't blame it. But Dong Yanming thinks that he thinks there are some reasons, but if he has tried his best, how can he calculate it?
At this time, Dong Yanming just finished writing SRS documents for the specification and forgot to drink water every day during his busy work. I regularly work overtime until 09:10 every day, and then take the shuttle bus back home at. Sometimes my work is very enthusiastic and I will also take the shuttle bus at, occasionally in order to show in front of the leadership, he will also work more than 12 o'clock and then call the vehicle dispatching room to ask a car to send him home comfortably. By the way, before leaving, he would not forget to find a reason to send an email and copy it to all the leaders. He wished to copy the boss. At this time, he worked hard and enriched, and did not consider whether his efforts could contribute to the growth of the company or cut corners.
During that time, the Group also organized a discussion. The Department asked each group to discuss the strategic significance of the Group to the Department and the positioning of the group, which should be expressed in one sentence, and this sentence will be the propaganda term of the Group in the future. Later, this sentence appeared in the year-end roles and various promotional materials of each group.
The Conference was chosen at night, and everyone was very excited when they didn't have to work at night, so they spoke freely. At that time, they were "dare to fight, dare to give up, and brave enough to give up the sword ." Article Very arrogant. Gao shouping knocked on the table and said, "other groups will also say that we should use clear and clear slogans to position our group in the department ." The final work was not separated from the news media. However, Dong Yanming added a sentence to his contribution, "We are the terminator of bar products." It is intended that all problems will be solved in this resource group. As a result, everyone joked that we should be the terminator of bar.
After many years, the positioning of Dong Yanming's group has changed a lot. Most of them don't change, which makes it hard to remember, but only that Terminator is impressive. Even after reflecting on Huawei's life, he always thought that night should be a different evening. Sometimes he may imagine the role he plays in the obscure little people who make history. He thinks he should dig holes with Xiao Cheng Liu, while digging, happy singing: "We are pests, We are pests ......".