Oschina entertainment bullet play-people are afraid of famous pigs and Zhuang, what if sweet potato is famous?

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Thursday, it seems that yesterday is Monday, but tomorrow is Friday. Are you happy?

@ Hapenly: Time is always insufficient!



Oscers cherishes time every day. I heard that daily life is like this:

@ Qin shimingyue: @ sweet potato every day, you publicize how great and noble programmers are. You lie in code re-code, and how many code are there. I am waiting for code, and the years have become a success

Programmer's life ....


Right?

I admire oscer very much. If I can accept it as an apprentice, I can become a Super invincible and cute programmer ~

We can always look at the essence of things with a single eye:

@ Force armed guard: chrome Development Team: "released? Oh ......" Firefox Development Team: "released? Oh ......" Safari Development Team: "released? Oh ......" IE Development Team: "released? Oh ......" Chinese browser Development Team: "released? Come and run the minute !!!!!!!"

You can also express your feelings in a very euphemistic manner, and you can also use couplets. It's really amazing!

@ String moon dream shadow: uplink: the encirclement and encirclement of the encirclement and encirclement are connected: You are protected against him or her defense, and you are protected against him or her defense. Horizontal approval: I want to go to Google!

I have also made some research on history and have my own unique insights ~

@ Fu he: before the Qin Dynasty, it was the age of the nation. After the Qin Dynasty, it was the age of counties and counties. Despite the fact that the Qin Dynasty has been operating for only 14 years, he has completed all the scenes on the feudal stage for more than two thousand years. That is to say: the hundred generations are all in Qin Zheng. It means that Qin xiaogong has designed and developed the six generations, and finally made Qin Shihuang a program. However, due to the rapid development, a bunch of bugs are left. Xiang Yu compiled a virus and obtained the management permission when Chen Sheng Wu Guang attacked the system. Who knows Liu Bang stole Xiang Yu's password and isolated him. The system is now in the hands of Liu Bang to restructure the code, and a 2.0 version ...... Later, programmers in every Dynasty installed patches and built firewalls, but never left the Qin Dynasty program. Until Sun Zhongshan appeared, he thought the program was not saved. He should change the system.

They are very concerned about current affairs, and comments are always thought-provoking ~

@ Tt_oo: [A poor man found in Saudi Arabia: a sensation across the country] A Saudi Arabia man posted a message on Twitter saying that he was ill in the hospital and had nothing to do. As a result, the ward was filled with tuhao who received the news and sent warmth... Some netizens said that this feeling is like a game that has been in service for ten years. Everyone is full and there is nothing to do. A new guy suddenly shouted for help on the world channel. This metaphor

The pursuit of technology is so hard that no one can beat me, especially when it comes to getting girls:

@ Uncle Buffalo: this is probably the easy language.

@ Yonghe: What is recursion?

@ Richard TYSON: express new skills get √

Every day, I think I 've moved into the world of God by mistake. Why do we all know how talented? Are you free to take your sister out for fun ???

Although occasionally unhappy life:

@ Brother cricket: the curved look is the shape of loneliness.

@ Huaxiangxiao: Today I received a miserable message: I want to write a weekly report.

@: Slightly, @ the ID of Sweet Potato cannot reach 1 cm

@ Dafei: if a girl stays up on time every day in such a weather, she will not be late or ask for leave. When the hands are frozen, I only complain in my heart, and I can breathe a sigh of relief. My feet are frozen and don't coquetry, but I just have to smile again and again. Your smile is the most touching picture when the winter is warm and bright. Such a girl ...... You must have no boyfriend!


However, I am very happy, because ah, there is still a cool side in my life. I have a Super invincible countermeasure when I encounter things of silly beans. Haha:

I want to be famous. Can I leave it alone?

What if sweet potato is famous?

@ People who love thinking: sweet potato is about to launch a press conference

Can I be unhappy when I make a fortune?

We must regard money as dirt and give me your "dirt ".

@ Gneiss: I am about to get off work. Today I earned 400 yuan to get out of the sun.

The beauty is in front of me. Can I leave it alone?

The best way to move, the most beautiful labor ~

Workers are the most beautiful people

Strip GIF

Why are you unhappy?

Beauty can also be used to describe men ~

@ Halemixiu: these are boys! The Japanese male school held the annual "most beautiful school flower" competition! Women, seeing people, do you think you can't survive ......

What do you think of me? He wants to marry him back ~

I have kidney six. It's so high ~

@ Open-source oschina: @ A Jiao OSC six shakes are awesome

He has a kidney 6. What is the photo taken ??? If it is a 5S, please learn Saudi Arabia, give it to the little editor ~

I won the prize. @ sweet potato will give me a gift. How can I be unhappy?

@: @ OSC. I shook something before dinner. I didn't mean it.

I want to record a video for OSC. This is a well-known rhythm:

Sweet potato: I went to bed at 8 o'clock last night and finally woke up. I received a video from the author of ztree. His girl said I was the most handsome. Haha

@ Sweet potato: when you are recording a micro-video of Beijing yuanchu, you must add the following sentence: sweet potato is the most handsome, or we will throw it!

Power Politics and hegemony. The OSC super celebrities are different. I don't care about them. I am the most concerned about gifts. Once the video is adopted, you can get one of all the prizes of the OSC counter (open-source poker, open-source underwear, open-source T-shirt, and open-source mug). You have any piece of equipment and no bugs in code writing. Please do it as soon as possible, it is best to submit the job this week, and we need to handle it later :)Beijing source conference opening video collection]

Finally, let's continue with James's story:

Teacher: "Whoever thinks they are stupid, just stand up ." Xiao Ming stood up for a long time. Teacher: "Do you think you are stupid ?" JAMES: "No, I just can't bear to stand alone.

Why is there a story about James every day? So the problem is coming ~

@: The excavator is amazing again! The British robbers used excavators to break through the walls of the store and steal the entire ATM]


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