Oschina Friday strum-Do you begin to doubt life?

Friday, why not Saturday, I would like to sleep a little more, alarm clock alarm you do not ring, and the Zhou public again ~

I used to know that there are two kinds of people in the world, one is to open an alarm clock can get up, the other is to need N alarm clock to get up the person

Now I know, in fact, the world is very big, people are various, such as understand binary and do not understand the binary

The earnest and capricious

@ Richard-Tyson : I am a serious person.  The morning set a eight O ' clock alarm, 75 woke up, even if it is despair I have to stare at the alarm clock rang.

@ gat205 : I am a serious person. The alarm clock set 79 in the morning, seven wake up, even if it is despair I have to stare at the alarm clock rang for 15 minutes.

@ No no : I am a serious person.  The alarm clock, which was set at eight in the morning, was seven and a half awake, even if it was closed until the alarm clock rang.

@ open Source China Anonymous member : I am a serious person. Seven O ' clock in the morning, 74 woke up, instantly fell asleep and slept until the alarm clock rang.

@ Ah Aafi : I am a mind-free person, set a 7 alarm clock in the morning, let it loudly, I have to sleep until 7:30

The alarm clock rang the man who didn't get up, you're going to be late!!! This is not serious, but self-willed, your attendance award should not!

Need to open the alarm clock, it is estimated that we have this group of cock Silk, LUN home Gaofu are all with the watch, do not need an alarm clock!

@ Yonghe : Start the Apple table one, work generally

@ Yonghe Children's shoes This is in the sun Ah, really bright blind! Would you like to buy this year and say, "I bought a watch last year"?

The boss is capricious!

Come on, don't talk about the little things that don't take care of our people.

@ The chick is so white : Apple Watches Accept reservations, the number is limited, first Order first, one day can not be eaten out too much, cheek pain.

Unofficial sales address, the price is very affordable, a large quantity favorably ha ~

With Apple Watch, of course, there's a big charging treasure!

@ the transparent love : Latest Limited edition Mobile power, pre-order!

Well, not dreaming, or back to reality, when a turkey program ape

@ open Source China chief of the move division:

Every day, someone called a small series to get up, hum, I can not afford to wake up every day is to write strum, with code code like, need to drop points moral integrity ...

@ Pro-peak defying : Listen to the handover meeting of the departing colleague and feel like a visit to the junkyard.

@ Lu Yue : I'm going to take out the trash in two days, boys, get ready to clean up, tremble, brothers.

Program Ape Why bother program Ape!

@Zemo : It's going to be big. It's called a software engineer. To be a little bit of a programmer. Dick Silk said called yards nong ... Actually I was the code porter [Coolguy]

Program Ape's hard Life long story AH

@ Open Source Gynecology Director : I gently close the computer stood up to walk outside the front desk said: "The old way 15 bento", and then back to the seat gently sit down tears already trembling mouth has been twitching ~ ~

Bitter is bitter Bai, that festival should relax, this arbor day you have planted trees? Don't tell me you planted a seed, this sentence who can read out, do not sing!

@ Empty mournful: Today is a tree-making people's holiday, so everyone do not work overtime tonight, should go to plant trees, to build people to build people

This thought, this Arbor Day Arbor Day, there is nothing to say, but why and pull to create a person!!!

@ object: @ Sweet potato OSC internal staff can fall in love?

Since the object so sincerely ask @ sweet potato, I tell you the truth, you ask the wrong question, you should ask: OSC can be a base? Can an OSC employee do an @ object? Your moral integrity is too much, must have just come!

@Mallon : "In order for the husband to agree to buy a bag, lip are worn." "Did you say that for a long time?" "Not at all." "

@ Those years we were together : Girlfriends Pregnant 7 months, and often complained to me: "Inside the people think out, out of the outside people want to enter, not to go!" "This period of time lip is almost worn!"

Don't ask me why I can read it! Because I'm in osc!.

@ Linus off socks : The wife rules on the Internet bar is not allowed to exceed 10 o'clock in the evening, otherwise the consequences. One day mahjong rub to 2 o'clock in the morning more. Home a look, the door is written,,, my husband is not home tonight ....

There are many things that are not moral integrity!

@ North _ Wood : OSC for a long time, find sister, I am also very open sen

Now I heard a beautiful sister paper come over, my eyes flashed a flash, this heart thump, this spirit of the nerves of God!

@ Cat Small Seven: Changed a new avatar, I do not recognize to take their own ~

Have beautiful sister paper for Avatar!!!

@ Sky Ice Rain : Two Monkey King on the West road. True and False Monkey King War, Heaven, and so on, no one can tell. Finally find the Western Heaven Tathagata. The Tathagata smiled and said: "Two do not impulse, come, put on headphones, listen to the First Vatican music, purify your own mind it." "The two monkeys nodded. One of the monkeys said, "I want three headphones ..." Six-eared macaque, stroke.

It's easy to choose a question, but sometimes it's not a choice question at all.

@AiboW : "Hubby, buy this or that one?" "Husband silently got up to pay two pieces of money" don't say, wife. With all my years of experience, you ask this is not a choice question at all. "

Program apes often encounter many choice questions

@AlanLee : Mac, Windows and linux~

Which system do you want? Found that LINUX seems to be relatively tall ...

With apples or millet?

@ Richard-Tyson : The difference between apple and millet: turn on voice search, yell "I want to eat crap" on the phone, the result of Xiaomi phone is "you taste really heavy", and apple result is "you have 3 toilets nearby"

@ need for scum : Try it, the result is this, don't black apples

Line break Whether you want to press Enter or this:

@ Quanzongliang : Find high-income jobs and sign up.

Or this?

@ single Tiger battle group Lion Meng Tiger kill Lion : Sanitation workers only

or continue

@ xiechenming : found an organization

It's not easy to find an organization.

@ Ping An Beijing : I used to feel that people's daily is annoying, and now it feels more annoying.

So,team use up, the weekly report can be automatically generated Oh, Bang Bang ~

Yesterday, the hot topic is tree planting, popular characters are still @ Big Brother, @ Bu Xianglong children's shoes said a head up can see the big phenanthrene, you have what to say to him?

@ Don't mug : @ Big Phoebe Some people say you fat, I go up is a slap, you ah this is not nonsense?

@moli : Just @ Big Phoebe passing behind me, silently came a "This code empty pointer, hurriedly change!" "

Does your company also have such popular sister paper? Or are you satisfied with the mushroom cold?

@naomi_lisa : Every time to the end of a job, God will send beautiful girl to the company, always go ...

@blindcat: In the morning, a female colleague received a text message, exclaimed: "Oops, the mobile phone owes!" "I:" Ask your husband to charge you the charges. The female colleague then shouted to me, "Hubby!" Husband! Husband! ”

Whatever it is, it's all about positive energy.

@IT Oriole : Hear the most inspirational word is Bear said: "Live to live a bear like!" "

So Oriole Bird Ah, you want to live a bird like come ah ...

Oscer is the difference, you have to personalize their own space to begin to doubt the human life

@ Fufeng : The title thought the server eloped

Rising posture is imperative ~

@ Good to be Thunder p : Up Posture WSDL (Network Service Description Language) = Web Services Description Language

@itfanr : The basic assumption of the RADOS structure is that the cluster is composed of a large number of independently running OSD, then the current typical hardware scheme may affect the validity of this hypothesis. For example, if a server fails and must be shut down for servicing, it means that dozens of OSD is suddenly off-line. The resulting PG may be as many as thousands. This sudden event can cause some pressure on the system's automatic maintenance mechanism.

Finally, early in the morning, we have a long time to learn English wood, today to learn more than a few common English expression, do not look wrong ...

@ Little Dove Grunt :

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Oschina Friday strum-Do you begin to doubt life?