Oschina Tuesday strum--How to take the brick business to heart

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Everyone oscer good, pinch refers to a count, today is Tuesday, brush your face to eat a meal, and have to move bricks.

These days, there are a few workers like me to move the brick business at all times to hang on the heart??

Oscer said, the United States and the high-tech,

Richard-Tyson "You can really be a Iron man." Put on the exoskeleton XOS-1 developed by the American Raytheon Company, the user can easily add 90 kilograms of weight 50-500 times in a row. Lockheed Martin's HULC booster system also allows users to march with 100 kilograms of heavy weight without pressure.

The small part immediately thought, later moved the brick more has the power, will make more money?

Speaking of earning money, yesterday a group of oscer actually in the sun wages dazzle rich,

@hmh: 4 years of wages, the most happy or the first month, when the internship and HR said to 1500, and then to pay the time of the 1960, the happy AH.

@hosser: Everyone is talking about salary, I also passed, my first month of life from the last day of August to October 15, issued 742 Yuan, then that happy AH. Now think about it, too sad, too pathetic. Every day of the night dry, only three days to take a little bit of salary ... Youth is so cruel ...

@ time is not me : Everybody is saying salary, August 07 get life First Month salary 1800 yuan, buckle up insurance remaining 1400, still pay 70 yuan of tax, forget to call what tax ...

Look at that you pay level, later still do not say that they are moving bricks, the face of the brick industry to you lost.

A small salary? To tell you the truth, I have too much money to spend, every month there are a few dollars to get out

@ Chief Siege Lion : A long time did not contact a roommate call me, open to borrow money, to 2000, also said not so fast money. I thought quietly for 2 seconds, said I lent you 1000, then he sent the card number, to bank transfer. I said I have no internet in my dorm, so I'll go to work in Monday. Then a few months passed, I have not transferred money to him, hehe.

When's your money going to hit me on the card? The basic trust between people, I knew that when you fix the air conditioning, I should turn away

@Rudy-pian-o: The resignation, eh ... I don't feel very well. Now the unit is very good to me, just too little money ...

Don't be touched, just because the money is small, so just good to you.

@myth1229: It's really drunk to do a monthly check with overtime.

@GGmmk: Just now the manager has sent a red envelope, just my silly place. And then robbed three bucks for two. As a result the manager came to the sentence: "Work hours playing cell phone, buckle 50." "

These managers are too cruel to know how to make them into a pot of rice.

@ Yonghe : The first of the cruel food in Guangdong: Claypot rice, wife cake.

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The wood has read the book, does not know yards the farmer to suffer

@dodola: The computer is still pretty sad, every knowledge point out is a pillow book

@ Hui _ Zi : Obviously not to senior programmer, I did come to see "How to recover shoulder vertebral disease" This book belongs to the category of advanced programmers

Don't mention what book, when I installed a software, that is called big, almost put my u disk full

@ Little 帅帅丶: This file is big enough


It's not scary to read more books, and it's scary to talk to people.

@ Little Steve Jobs : Just a female programmer sophomore students to add me, I asked her design patterns have what, a java/c#/c++ answer is the wrong answer, not add.

@ Little Steve Jobs : Just a Cheng said she liked Taylor Swift, I said well I think Swift is also good, well-learned is also very high wages and then after a good while he sent me the following picture. I searched the picture to know that this is Taylor Swift, and the Swift is the key word can not be used indiscriminately.

@ Wu Xiaohua : Today finally say I want to quit!

And then you can fight with your boss boldly.

@ Wrong II over : The company on my server side, the first two weeks with the boss of a quarrel, today the boss meeting said the company will not use the technology I used to develop server side, this dick no?

than hanging, of course, not my colleague hanging ah, I finally understand why he is poorer than me, eat poor

@ked: This colleague's appetite really scares me! Should have four or five bowls


@Beyond-bit: Midnight drinking home, into the room to see his wife and next door Lao Wang in my bed, suddenly furious, grabbed two dogs and men is a beat, beat sober a bit, look beside, I, into the wrong door, hurriedly with Lao Wang and his wife apologized, said drink high into the wrong home. He grabbed me by the collar: you're in the wrong door, I can understand, but you don't have a wife, you know?

Wife or to rely on their own to find, can't rely on drunk to imagine? First learn how to say it right

Do beggars, thieves are technical content, wooden people can casually succeed

@ Tourist : A beggar in the village, many people look at him poor, gave him some change, the next day, to a BMW down a suit man, he went to the villagers to send money, all 10 times times return, he said this world and you these kind people, this is thank you, this matter spread like wildfire hundred. On the third day, a beggar came to the village next door, and many villagers gave him money! 50 of 100, and then, no one ever came!!

@marsggg: Mom, the day before yesterday you stole the seat, just changed a new seat, today the car was stolen by you. You're not going to split two times, all right, tease me, steal the car at once.

The car was stolen, and it was finally ready for the subway.

@ Hit the code of NY: The subway and a beautiful woman to see for 5 seconds, suddenly slow down when God came, everyone will be out of sight, and then I first think of it is I have no face today, I did not miss something

No wash, the bus on a small brother's cool Apple headphones, let me enjoy the way, sat several stations

Finally, another positive energy story:

Recently the weather is hot, everyone has met to help you close a window of the person, don't forget to let him help you close the window


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Oschina Tuesday strum--How to take the brick business to heart

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