Oschina Tuesday strum--wind rustling easy water cold

Tuesday, the recent cold weather, have prepared all kinds of influenza, oscer attention to "take care" body ~

Wake up in the morning not to masturbate too much, to the kills!

@ Do not mug : Sit alone in the den hand for wife, this sentiment does not know with outsiders. If you change your right hand, you will stop your wife and marry you.

@ open-source China underwear : This is a ring called Wankband, is a let men fight! Gray! Machine! When put on the power generation of the hand ring, through the upper and lower movement of the hand ring will be automatically generated electricity storage, become a charging treasure, can give mobile phones and even computer charging, I think this green idea is really good.

Or eat a big breakfast, long meat.

@ The most drag cat : This breakfast is not big on it?

But work for a few days, or a pair of severe vacation syndrome appearance, lazy don't want to move

@ Lu Yue : The first day of work, lazy don't want to move

Has China Mobile swollen? How much traffic? Need some comfort.

@ Move : After 4G, every day there will be a number of AV passing and I can't see

@ Card farmer Solo : 5G technology is successful, according to the Daily Mail of the UK, scientists at the University of Surrey in the UK have recently developed the latest and fastest 5G network technology. It can transmit about 125GB of data per second, 65,000 times times faster than current 4G technology. At this speed, the current 30 movies can be downloaded per second. (CCTV net)

With the 4g,5g and how, the heart is always not full of ...

@ Seven Thoughts : Why is always very confused ~ Although the salary rose a lot, the heart is empty ...

Is it because there are no female friends? Or are you confused about your career?

@ not a master : The first day of work this year, I would like to resign, but still can not say, it seems that tomorrow to find a chance to say it

Since you are not a master, let's find a master to solve the rescue.

@ the Enlightenment  : The manager's beloved plant was all over me ...

@royleexh : Today's trouble, the office of the fish tank in a few transparent shrimp, the leader with glasses to see half a day, ask me to raise what ah? I said, shrimp,--!. Leader One Leng, go ... So hastened to explain loudly, Shrimp AH leadership! Lead the shrimp.

A new approach to resignation? This can be needless to say, will soon be fired ...

As the saying goes, a drunken solution thousand sorrow, drink a little wine music ah happy ah

@naomi_lisa : Drink new article do not go and go, do not drink and drink, not not to drink, no more, no more go home, go home scolded, scold scold to sleep, morning up regret, evening wine and go, ... Went to go to the more, more and more and spit again.

Don't drink too much and get pregnant easily! Move on is not the same, must be more dynamic, perhaps the sister paper fancy it? Perhaps accidentally on a mechanical keyboard ... So, scuba diving is a impermissible drop.

@ Wang Liyuan : Gray often lucky, can be mechanical keyboard, thank you brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, of course, especially to thank is @ Sweet potato brother, has cried dizzy

Come on, come on, hug, don't come over and take her away.

Look at LUN home, a sudden embrace of two men, also married ...

@Tuco : Heavy mouth. Thailand 3p married. Who can divide a 123?

Small make up already do not understand how love is, in short, with gender, and the number seems to have nothing to do!

The saying goes, there is a capacity for greatness.

@ the Bear Kumaji the words of a big letter : I like a girl, but that girl already has a boyfriend!!! I'm looking for her boyfriend drinking and singing every day, Shangye field! ............ The girl has quarreled with her boyfriend several times these days ...

This method is very good, like a small set to a blind date, the other party with a beautiful girlfriend, a small part of the bounden duty to his female friends to go ~

So, so far, the little piece is not out of single!

@ Card farmer Solo : Go to relatives, have a cousin of third day, at home has been practicing lol. I asked you if you were playing League of legends? She said: In our class, as long as the female play League of Legends, the whole class of you as a goddess, don't care about your appearance.  The feeling of good and reasonable, I was speechless ...

A little piece of single life is almost over.

Lang a wave, you must wear a short black skirt to celebrate it ~

@blindcat : Sai Wong lost a horse, the neighbors rushed over to comfort him, Sai Wong said: "This is not necessarily a bad thing!" "The next day, Sai Wong horse to carry back a my monk, everyone happy to eat ... Waiting for immortality, Sai Wong said: "This is not necessarily a good thing!" "Sure enough, on the third day, a monkey wearing a B leopard-print short skirt carried an iron bar and washed the whole village ...

Or are we big bro more sexy ...

Unfortunately, sex is easily defeated by reality.

@ soy sauce brother : Woman: Do you have three rooms and two halls? Man: No! Woman: Are there Land Rover, Audi? Man: No! Woman: Do you have 7 digits of deposit?         MALE: No! Woman: So what do you have? Man: I'm ... The woman turned and went away. Suddenly the man said: I manage hundreds of people ... Women immediately back to embrace the man's waist, face worship said: "Dead, you do not say earlier, this is enough!!!" What's the top of the company? M: I'm a group master  

@ Open Source China Board Chairman woman: Do you have three rooms and two halls? @ Platinum Piggy : No! Woman: Are there Land Rover, Audi? @ Platinum Piggy : No! Woman: Do you have 7 digits of deposit? @ Platinum Piggy : No! Woman: So what do you have? @ Platinum Piggy : I ... The woman turned and went away. Suddenly @ Platinum Piggy said: I manage hundreds of people ... Woman immediately back to hug his waist, face worship said: "Dead, you don't say, this is enough!!!" What's the top of the company? @ Platinum Piggy: I'm a group master

Our group is certainly not the Spring Festival red envelopes, otherwise swollen will be someone black?

Now give the red envelopes seem a little late, a person to send an apple, local tyrants group master ~

@XzhiF: Snow White married after the body has been very poor, the prince took her to the hospital to check, the results found that the princess only one kidney! The prince asked her why. The princess replied: "When I was in the forest in seclusion, one day, a witch knocked at the door and asked me," son, want an apple? ”

Think about the holiday is coming soon, the heart is really a little excited

@ Big phenanthrene: away from Qingming holiday still have three weeks, put out again after three weeks put 51, put finish again three weeks put dragon-boat festival, put out again after three weeks I have a holiday! Hum!

Hurry up and ask for it ~

@WikiZhao : To the season of spring flowers, in the deep friends, together to photography folk songs ~ ~

Spring is bright, indeed should go out to walk, appreciate the scenery, picking flowers ~

Be sure to take the initiative, or what a man silver is.

@ See my name : Year after year, a new generation of old people.  What a man ... If this year's going to be on the right track, next year, what man?

If there's anything you don't understand, you're going to ask the Zen master.

@ BEIJING-2 years-Tangshan : One person to ask the Zen master: "Someone secretly stabbed me knife, what should I do?" The master took up an axe and threw it into the sky, and asked, "Did you hear the sound of the sky crying?" The man shook his head: "The ax did not hurt the sky, how can the sky shout pain?" "The Master nodded:" The sky is so lofty and vast, the axe throws again ... Oh, my gosh.

Jackson finally heroic sacrifice, practice is the only criterion to test the truth Ah, Zen Master is too great ...

@ Shen Jiaqing : Juvenile knelt, look unwilling to say: "Abbot, why you refused to accept me into the temple?" "The Abbot's hands together:" Swaiiow can not kill, you come another. "Juvenile very puzzled:" Just tonsure monk only, what to kill the saying? "Amitabha, the month of the barber died uncle." "

Ask the abbot is also can drop, knowledgeable AH

However, they must not answer these two questions:

@ Director of Psychiatric Department : Who will answer the philosophical question that bothers me: Is there a book or a cover first?

@ Happy Fool : Are you going to do this test?

It's time for Xiao Ming to play! Unfortunately, Xiao Ming recently more low-key, we still pounded the drum Raspberry Pi

@raykwok : No payment has been sent ...

Finally, explain a noun bai, rise the knowledge rise posture ~

@Force armed guards . : Resorting to personal (personal attacks) is a common form of falsehood. In essence, it is an irrelevant fallacy, that is, to attack the other person's personality, situation or conflict with their own words and deeds instead of the argument.

GoGoGo, work, Job, Da ~

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Oschina Tuesday strum--wind rustling easy water cold