Oschina Friday strum--a penguin stock, who wrote the code?

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Cheer up, Friday is coming, La La La, the weekend is about to start, a small set of excitement ah, tomorrow can get up and move to sleep.

Move, bounce, jump, like a penguin stock, soaring.

@ KISSB : Fry Stock

@ greedy Bai Muxiao. : Make money, make money .

@ King de real : It was a good rise .

Up so much, throw this stock, this year's morning tea, afternoon tea do not worry.

@Idiot_s_Sky : You can't find a good job and you don't propose.

Do you really want to find a job? Buy this stock, it's all settled.


When Love has become the past, the program ape GG without feeling

@ sweet potatoes are not sweet potatoes : Thin, human evil, rain to send dusk flowers easy to fall, late air dry, tear residue, want to preach, alone leaning bar, difficult, difficult, difficult.

@sunnysky : Red crisp hand, yellow boa wine, spring Palace walls Willow. Dongfeng Evil, Huan feeling thin, a bosom melancholy, a few years being. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Horizontal slot!!! Such a literary talent, can also write programs, but also poetry, early career change, when a poet, seduce little sister.

@ Mr.zheng : When Highcharts meets Echarts ...

@ It small fragrant pig : Why my heart is empty

You want to know why? Because--

@ Lyle_luo : Summer is coming.

@ Light and shade demarcation : It's too hot to work.

Come on, buy a pear and chill out.

@ Little Silver : Bought a pear, very useful

had been crying faint in the toilet.

It's time to find the object again, see our program ape GG What are the requirements for looking for objects.

@ Linus off socks : "Find the object not necessarily to find the most beautiful, but must find like!" "What would you like?" "I like the big breasts. "

@gat205 : "Looking for the object does not have to find the most beautiful, but must find suitable for the wife!" "What would that be for a wife?" "Beautiful!" "

This look at the face of the world, small do not want to play with you, want to say love you really not easy ah.

Small-size partners, small dishes recently to find a girlfriend's things tangled.

@ Perforated Vegetable : Chasing a girl, I like her, she does not like me, is not a success half?

of course, at least there's a chance to be the other half now, but if you're like @Tuco say, do you still have a chance?

@Tuco : If the girl you like has a girlfriend, what do you do?

@lkhan : Sleeping with a girl you like and his girlfriend

Sure it's a sleeping suit, not a uniform? (Small and evil, a little bit)

@ Mrduanpeng : When I saw her in a friend's lap, I knew I was liberated, and I could finally end this secret love trip.

Brother, hold on. The old do not go to the new ones. Look--

@ Wang Fei : Sister's here.

In reply, like, small make up to tell your sister's buckle is how much

Recently all kinds of rack of the fierce, look at our program ape, are civilized

@JM_Joy : The programmers in the group quarreled.

@ Ping An Beijing : The program writes Rotten, the old will have the rice.

@ Hvzhung : The program is written rotten, begging to die.

@ Lese : The program is well written, begging to be old.

Oh no, they're just stating one thing--live to learn old (no Zuo no die)

No way, in order to eat, do not learn also have to learn.


@ Sweet Potato : Just have a lunch.

What about the dinner?? The rotten country comes @ sweet potatoes

@ Sweet Potato : Do you know why the old man hacked me? Because I am young, handsome, and diligent.

In order to prove that I am younger than you, more handsome, more diligent, small made me decide to let you, not black you.

Play phone to go (really diligent!!!) )

@ Big Fat sen : It is said that people often use mobile phones, the hands are like this ... Yours, huh?

Sure it wasn't lol too much?

Just walked downstairs and heard

@ open source China guard Brother : Today in the company mixed a day, it is too embarrassed to go back to play the game in the evening.

Brother son, Ming know today @ sweet potato is not, so arrogant, you should have told the small part earlier, let small make up also mix. All right, the little piece was mixed up in the morning and went to work.


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