Oschina Friday strum--Cheng also sorrow to marry

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There is a class of programmers called Cheng, who, like all programmers, worry about marrying

@ Blue Xiang Prostitute worker: Female programmer is so marriage: SELECT * from the male where unmarried =true and Gay=false and has the house =true and has the car =true and condition in (handsome, gentleman, magnanimous, temperament, wisdom, gentleness, considerate, will romantic, Lively, cute, preferably with children) and age between (.) Order by deposit Desc

This sister deserves to be single.

These two days the grass is like an accident, do not blame the small make no reminder, you hurry to check the account

@WeirdBird: QQ2011 I did not hurry, csdn I did not hurry, 163 I did not hurry, this time with the same hot ants. The grass is off the trousers.

Actually, it's a little unclear what the grass is.

The programmers take a good look at this and reflect on why they can't find the object.

@ Orange: This is how the cock silk is formed

The grass is not on the tree, but do not flirt with other people customer service sister Ah

@Zoelov: Ask the psychological shadow area of the sister-in-service?

There's a class of people, called dog slaves, who know how to keep a dog anyway.

After the family kept the dog, mother prepared a cage ... Via: The Wise soldier long

Entrepreneurship is a dream of many people, but the lack of good ideas

@ Open Source China Chief Orthopedic Director: I want to start a business, but lack of funds. If all male oscer with me to participate in financing, project on-line I will give you a free discount coupon. The moving picture was found on the Internet. I'm going to make an app like this

The little piece has been reported.

Having an object is an important precondition for doing many things.

Dormitory bedroom talk, about Baoxiao problem. Some say to have money, some say have a house still have to have a car. At this time a cock Silk finally spoke, you don't say anything, pull so far, want to have small three first have a wife. The whole dorm suddenly fell into silence ...

Actually, it's not so easy to have a date.

The first time to my girlfriend's house, mother cooking, I think at least also have to polite courtesy, said: Auntie I do it! Who knows mother direct shovel one put: that line, you come! To go to his home today is my cooking, and then embarked on a road of no return ah ...

You must remember, don't look at the girls ' self-portraits when you're looking for a target.

@Mallon: Teach you how to recognize beauty from self-portraits: Remember the photo and real difference is very big, all women are born with PS function: legs thick or short only to shoot the upper body; face big or flat will be shot from the side of the angle, the forehead is full of eyes large and slender cheeks.

Many things I did in childhood now look ... It's kind of embarrassing.

In the school, every class must be able to see such a thing. And they're still boys.

The last small to give you a debut problem, see if you can solve

@ Small Dove Grunt: There is a song of the climax part seems to be: cut a ~ Coconut skin ~ You but TM to a pear is what song??


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